The best time to win a primary...

[Fireball1244]

is seven months before any votes are cast.

The campaign I'm running is a top target for the local Republicans in 2008, my candidate and the press don't get along very well, and we were facing a gadfly primary against an opponent who was going to make us spend money, even though he couldn't beat us.

I came on board in July, with a priority list of righting relations with the press, raising money and lining up the establishment behind my candidate. The press stuff is moving slowly but surely the right way. Money is going well. And today we dropped our list of endorsements, including every major local Democrat, dozens of precinct chairs, and a few non-partisan types to boot.

Three hours later, our primary opponent dropped out of the race.

Ahh.... victory. 

[Semaj]

you going to help me run for president someday?

[CeeKay]

you going to help me run for president someday?

I'll put in a word for you!

[Purge]

Potatoe. That's the word he'll put in for you.

[CeeKay]

Potatoe. That's the word he'll put in for you.

I was thinking Asparagus.  It has more syllables.


and letters too.


Potato only has 6.

[Semaj]

Meh, I need to  run for president in like 8 years to help formulate a viable third party to combat the clear lack of difference between the current political parties.

Dont expect to win, but if I am lucky, I can do public speaking for the rest of my life and not have to get a real job

[WarPig]

Potatoe. That's the word he'll put in for you.

I LOL'ed.  Whatever happened to Dan Quayle?

[CeeKay]

Potatoe. That's the word he'll put in for you.

I LOL'ed.  Whatever happened to Dan Quayle?

he moved to Canada and supposedly likes the word purge....

[Purge]

Is... is that a joke? We have much more stringent customs regulations; any american politician is automatically given the title of "Syndicate Crime Boss"... along with "Retard by Choice". This automatically refuses passage to Canada, let alone citizenship.

Oh, and that second classification explicitly keeps YOU out, CeeKay.

[CeeKay]

Is... is that a joke? We have much more stringent customs regulations; any american politician is automatically given the title of "Syndicate Crime Boss"... along with "Retard by Choice". This automatically refuses passage to Canada, let alone citizenship.

Oh, and that second classification explicitly keeps YOU out, CeeKay.

Canuckistan no want teh CeeKay?  OHZ NOEZ!!!!!!

[Farscry]

We have much more stringent customs regulations; any american politician is automatically given the title of "Syndicate Crime Boss"... along with "Retard by Choice". This automatically refuses passage to Canada, let alone citizenship.

Hehe...

In all seriousness though, our entire government population, federal and state, needs a complete reboot at this point. The corruption, waste, and lack of accountability is incomprehensible.

[Purge]

Ours is a little better, but that's only cuz they don't have "the bomb" at their beck and call.

[dmd]

Three hours later, our primary opponent dropped out of the race.

Ahh.... victory. 

They got Rove'd!

[CeeKay]

In all seriousness though, our entire government population, federal and state, needs a complete reboot at this point. The corruption, waste, and lack of accountability is incomprehensible.

This government needs an ENEMA!!!

[Semaj]

We have much more stringent customs regulations; any american politician is automatically given the title of "Syndicate Crime Boss"... along with "Retard by Choice". This automatically refuses passage to Canada, let alone citizenship.

Hehe...

In all seriousness though, our entire government population, federal and state, needs a complete reboot at this point. The corruption, waste, and lack of accountability is incomprehensible.

Hence the need for a third party to clean out this sillyness.

[CeeKay]

We have much more stringent customs regulations; any american politician is automatically given the title of "Syndicate Crime Boss"... along with "Retard by Choice". This automatically refuses passage to Canada, let alone citizenship.

Hehe...

In all seriousness though, our entire government population, federal and state, needs a complete reboot at this point. The corruption, waste, and lack of accountability is incomprehensible.

Hence the need for a third party to clean out this sillyness.

and instill it's own brand of sillyness.  Congress should be made up of mimes.

[unbreakable]

We have much more stringent customs regulations; any american politician is automatically given the title of "Syndicate Crime Boss"... along with "Retard by Choice". This automatically refuses passage to Canada, let alone citizenship.

Hehe...

In all seriousness though, our entire government population, federal and state, needs a complete reboot at this point. The corruption, waste, and lack of accountability is incomprehensible.

Hence the need for a third party to clean out this sillyness.

Maybe they will be as successful as the new third part in Iraq!