http://gamingtrend.com
September 01, 2014, 11:48:30 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News:
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: The 8 Most Cringe-Worthy Comic Book Movie Moments  (Read 1310 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
rickfc
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 5651


Why so serious?


View Profile
« on: December 11, 2007, 07:37:53 PM »

This is beyond true:
The 8 Most Cringe-Worthy Comic Book Movie Moments
Logged
CeeKay
Gaming Trend Staff
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 71766


La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2007, 07:50:51 PM »



AngstMan 3 should have had number 1.
Logged

Because I can,
also because I don't care what you want.
XBL: OriginalCeeKay
Wii U: CeeKay
rickfc
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 5651


Why so serious?


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2007, 07:53:38 PM »

I like the description about X3:

Quote
Pretty much every fan's fears were confirmed by one piece of cinematic chimp fuckery that earned Ratner a place in the comic world's Hall of Douchebags.
Logged
unbreakable
Guest
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2007, 07:57:39 PM »

Cracked has quickly earned themselves the status of a site I will check regularly.

And using the CBG for your scores?  Genius!
Logged
Purge
Gaming Trend Staff
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 18512


Thirty. Minutes.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2007, 08:56:06 PM »

Quote
First, lets examine Superman's powers: flight, super strength, invulnerability, super speed, vision powers, super hearing, and super breath. Nowhere on that list do you see "memory erasing kiss," which is good, because that would be retarded. But screenwriters decided to make up just such a power, in addition to scenes where Superman grabs onto his chest and throws out a giant plastic "S" and rebuilds the Great Wall of China just by looking at it. But, the worst has to be Superman using a kiss to prevent Lois from remembering their sexual affair. So, apparently we need to add roofie saliva to that list of powers, too.

I <3 that article.
Logged

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." - Johnny Carson
IkeVandergraaf
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 2784


RRoD FTL! F MS!


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2007, 09:26:30 PM »

Quote from: unbreakable on December 11, 2007, 07:57:39 PM

Cracked has quickly earned themselves the status of a site I will check regularly.

No kidding.  New avatar thanks to Cracked!
Logged

Gamertag = IkeV
I KNOW DEEP IN MY NMIND THAT THIS DISGUSTING WEBSITE THAT IS OBIVOUSLY OPERATED BY HIGHSCHOOL DROPOUTS LIVING PURPOSELESS AND JOBLESS LIVES
Larraque
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 2392


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2007, 09:59:44 PM »

#8 - "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch"

No, I'm sorry, this was the best thing about X-Men 3.

Logged
rickfc
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 5651


Why so serious?


View Profile
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2007, 10:02:40 PM »

Quote from: DragonFyre on December 11, 2007, 09:59:44 PM

#8 - "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch"

No, I'm sorry, this was the best thing about X-Men 3.

I think just about every other minute of X3 was cringe-inducing.  Including "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch."
Logged
Thin_J
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 3409


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2007, 10:29:10 PM »

The only thing in all of X3 that got a genuine smile out of me was Colossus walking down the hallway with like a 32 inch TV under one arm.

Every other second of film was awful in pretty much every way possible.
Logged

Xbox Live: Thin J
PSN: Thin_J
whiteboyskim
Senior Staff Writer
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 7848


Hard partier


View Profile
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2007, 10:35:28 PM »

Five Lessons Learned From Watching Die Hard pretty much rules too.

Quote
Honestly, in Live Free or Die Hard, an on-duty John McClane just hung around Rutgers terrorizing his daughter's boyfriend for about 20 minutes. Why was he doing that instead of protecting innocent people from deranged stalkers? Shut the fuck up, that's why.
Logged

Behold the glory of my new blog!
Filmmaking is vision plus faith plus balls, all 3 of which Hollywood knows little about.
rickfc
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 5651


Why so serious?


View Profile
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2007, 10:40:20 PM »

Quote from: whiteboyskim on December 11, 2007, 10:35:28 PM


Yes it does, yes it does.

#2

Quote
Watching the Die Hard documentaries (Diecumentaries), one might think that all confidently saying "Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker" does is make you bulletproof-but that is, as advanced students will recognize, a gross understatement. It just happens that Professor McClane only uses the phrase when he's about to dive face-first into a tornado of bullets and accents, but don't let his sparing use of the ol' YKYMF fool you; its powers are almost limitless.

Truth be told, "Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker" has, without fail, helped us out in all of the following areas:

    * Parking tickets
    * Jury duty
    * Heart surgery
    * Out of toilet paper
    * Bees
    * 12-page paper on postcolonial literature
    * Wedding vows

Go ahead and try it out. There is not one problem you could possibly face whose solution isn't eight syllables of ass-kicking-American-cowboy awesomeness. "Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker" isn't just a tasty garnish for blowing up terrorists anymore.
Logged
Caine
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 10004


My cocaine


View Profile WWW
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2007, 11:08:43 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on December 11, 2007, 10:40:20 PM

Quote from: whiteboyskim on December 11, 2007, 10:35:28 PM


Yes it does, yes it does.

#2

Quote
Watching the Die Hard documentaries (Diecumentaries), one might think that all confidently saying "Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker" does is make you bulletproof-but that is, as advanced students will recognize, a gross understatement. It just happens that Professor McClane only uses the phrase when he's about to dive face-first into a tornado of bullets and accents, but don't let his sparing use of the ol' YKYMF fool you; its powers are almost limitless.

Truth be told, "Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker" has, without fail, helped us out in all of the following areas:

    * Parking tickets
    * Jury duty
    * Heart surgery
    * Out of toilet paper
    * Bees
    * 12-page paper on postcolonial literature
    * Wedding vows

Go ahead and try it out. There is not one problem you could possibly face whose solution isn't eight syllables of ass-kicking-American-cowboy awesomeness. "Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker" isn't just a tasty garnish for blowing up terrorists anymore.

damn, that's awesome.

cracked just became a permanently opened link. 
Logged

Nth Power
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 3451



View Profile
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2007, 11:40:14 PM »

Ghost Rider and X3 are by far the worst comic-to-movies adaptions.  Both are terrible movies with X3 being just a tad better than Ghost Rider.

The emo Pete Parker/KD Lang comparison was pretty funny.
Logged

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" -Voltaire
XBL gamertag: NthPowr
Caine
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 10004


My cocaine


View Profile WWW
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 11:47:33 PM »

just found this, and it's great.

Quote
So, why do people remember the film [psycho] and not the book?  Well, mostly because of [the shower scene]
In 1960, that scene scared a nation off of taking showers, which inadvertently created the hippie.

roflol

damn, the whole article is worth reading, not to mention the follow up, The 10 Best Animated Movies for (Traumatizing) Kids

omg.  if you haven't read this, do it now. number 2 alone is worth it alone.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2007, 01:30:26 AM by Caine » Logged

CeeKay
Gaming Trend Staff
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 71766


La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2007, 01:38:52 AM »

Quote from: Caine on December 11, 2007, 11:47:33 PM

just found this, and it's great.

Quote
So, why do people remember the film [psycho] and not the book?  Well, mostly because of [the shower scene]
In 1960, that scene scared a nation off of taking showers, which inadvertently created the hippie.

roflol

damn, the whole article is worth reading, not to mention the follow up, The 10 Best Animated Movies for (Traumatizing) Kids

omg.  if you haven't read this, do it now. number 2 alone is worth it alone.

number 1 almost beats out number 2!
Logged

Because I can,
also because I don't care what you want.
XBL: OriginalCeeKay
Wii U: CeeKay
Purge
Gaming Trend Staff
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 18512


Thirty. Minutes.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2007, 03:12:05 AM »

Oh. My. God. I <3 cracked now.
Logged

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." - Johnny Carson
whiteboyskim
Senior Staff Writer
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 7848


Hard partier


View Profile
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2007, 03:47:45 AM »

Quote from: CeeKay on December 11, 2007, 07:50:51 PM



Honestly, had I been the studio executive who greenlit Spider-Man 3 and Sam Raimi brought me this as a daily, I'd have fired his ass on the spot. Then I would have posted the clip online for everyone to see with a message saying we were starting over with SM3 and this was why. People would have thanked us in the end. ARGH!!!!
Logged

Behold the glory of my new blog!
Filmmaking is vision plus faith plus balls, all 3 of which Hollywood knows little about.
Destructor
Special Project Group
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 15920


▲▲▼▼◄►◄►B A Start


View Profile WWW
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2007, 03:26:40 PM »

Quote from: Caine on December 11, 2007, 11:47:33 PM

damn, the whole article is worth reading, not to mention the follow up, The 10 Best Animated Movies for (Traumatizing) Kids

omg.  if you haven't read this, do it now. number 2 alone is worth it alone.

Forget #2 - look at #1!  eek eek icon_eek icon_eek
Logged

"All opinions posted are my own, and not those of my employers, who are appalled."
CeeKay
Gaming Trend Staff
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 71766


La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!


View Profile
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2007, 06:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Destructor on December 12, 2007, 03:26:40 PM

Quote from: Caine on December 11, 2007, 11:47:33 PM

damn, the whole article is worth reading, not to mention the follow up, The 10 Best Animated Movies for (Traumatizing) Kids

omg.  if you haven't read this, do it now. number 2 alone is worth it alone.

Forget #2 - look at #1!  eek eek icon_eek icon_eek

yeah, #1 gets a WTF?  I also need to rewatch Mask of the Phantasm- I don't remember it being that violent.
Logged

Because I can,
also because I don't care what you want.
XBL: OriginalCeeKay
Wii U: CeeKay
Purge
Gaming Trend Staff
Gaming Trend Senior Member

Offline Offline

Posts: 18512


Thirty. Minutes.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2007, 06:18:23 PM »

#2 is more twisted... god I loved that as a child. The beginning is awesome. (when they show creation)
Logged

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners." - Johnny Carson
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.118 seconds with 63 queries. (Pretty URLs adds 0.023s, 2q)