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dbt1949
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« on: January 24, 2007, 09:17:20 AM »

So I get up right now and go to take a pee. I look down in the toilet and there's this mouse swimming there looking at me.
So I peed on him and flushed. Round and around he went and SPLUNK! he goes bye bye.Then I gave him a courtesy flush.
Even tho I was standing this time I will never sit on a toilet again without looking to see if there's something there.
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2007, 10:36:41 AM »

Poor mouse..  icon_neutral
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2007, 10:43:18 AM »

You've just made someone very angry...

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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2007, 02:01:57 PM »

Was the moust already there or did you pee him out?
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2007, 02:04:06 PM »

Great, another mutant creature we'll have to deal with in 15-25 years...
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2007, 03:15:23 PM »

Quote from: javahead on January 24, 2007, 02:04:06 PM

Great, another mutant creature we'll have to deal with in 15-25 years...

DBT's already a mutant.
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2007, 03:34:39 PM »

was the mouse's name Ike?
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2007, 02:00:14 AM »

Wait....I've heard of this movie.  The mouse found a whole city under the plumbing, right?
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2007, 02:09:27 AM »

You have the funniest life!
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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2007, 06:26:12 AM »

Quote from: Calvin on January 25, 2007, 02:09:27 AM

You have the funniest life!

Or the most interesting  icon_smile  I'm always fascinated by the things DBT comes up with (ghost, witches, and yes, the jokes!).
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