My candidates were:
Star Wars 7: More of the Same
Star Wars 7: Midichlorian Back Wash
Star Wars 7: Jar-Jar Binks-free!
Star Wars 7: Attempting to Undo the Damage George Lucas Did to His Own Franchise
While I think the title's fine, it also makes it sound like a bunch of geriatric Jedi waking from their naps.
Han breaks a leg on the door of the Millenium Falcon ("I can't move! Someone get me crutches!"), Luke sprains his back trying to mount a Tauntaun ("My BACK! Omigod! MY BACK!"), and Leia falls ("I've fallen and I can't get up!!!").
Which maybe IS the plot of JJ Abrams' movie.
I'm not knocking the elderly. Many of my favorite music groups and actors are simply old.