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« on: November 27, 2012, 07:00:24 PM »

Germany's finally banning sex with animals.  My guess is that no one has actually LOOKED inside that giant book labeled "LAWS" that's sitting in the capital courthouse in ages...at least until last week.  Expect to see a rapid ban on legalized midget smothering, Guns for Tots programs and Incest Tuesdays in the coming weeks.
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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 07:30:13 PM »

I guess there's no need to feel sheepish about visiting Germany anymore.
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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 07:35:12 PM »

Sales for the "I love ewe" cards go through the roof during Valentines...
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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 07:53:31 PM »

Finally the wild and domestic animals of Berlin can breathe a sigh of relief.  It was probably a little hairy at times for them. 
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2012, 08:00:19 PM »

Unfortunately that also means a crack down on the red light district of Old McDonald's Farm.
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2012, 08:42:28 PM »

Eeee, I ... oh.
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2012, 08:43:03 PM »

Also,

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... we call this thing you do "Schadenfreude".
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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 08:49:14 PM »

Quote from: spigot on November 27, 2012, 07:30:13 PM

I guess there's no need to feel sheepish about visiting Germany anymore.

That joke was baaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 10:06:26 PM »

It says the ban goes into effect mid-December.  There's still time if we hurry. 
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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 10:20:36 PM »

Quote from: McNutt on November 27, 2012, 10:06:26 PM

It says the ban goes into effect mid-December.  There's still time if we hurry. 

start booking the 'Last Chance to be Balls Deep in a Llama' tours stat!
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« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 10:21:05 PM »

ps.  calling Purge out like this might make him all angsty.
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2012, 10:36:26 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2012, 10:45:45 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on November 27, 2012, 10:20:36 PM

Quote from: McNutt on November 27, 2012, 10:06:26 PM

It says the ban goes into effect mid-December.  There's still time if we hurry. 

start booking the 'Last Chance to be Balls Deep in a Llama' tours stat!

Um.. Yeah... I... Ah... Nm..slywink
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2012, 04:26:16 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2012, 02:21:02 AM »

I am offended by this picture.

It implies cross-species sex.

I also hate Mass Effect.
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