Somewhere in an attic, a woman's portrait just added a wrinkle

[hepcat]

Christie Brinkley....57 years old.



57...years....old.

 

[CeeKay]

it's only a model.

[Zekester]

Well, her face and boobs have obviously been "enhanced"

I wonder if she's wearing a body slenderizer and/or a fake ass under that dress too?

[Alefroth]

Well, her face and boobs have obviously been "enhanced"

I wonder if she's wearing a body slenderizer and/or a fake ass under that dress too?

I think the dress is a slenderizer.

Ale

[theohall]

I'd hit it!

[Zekester]

[Moliere]

a closeup of her hands would be the true test.

[theohall]

a closeup of her hands would be the true test.

Yeah - the hands....  I'd still hit it!

[CeeKay]

I'd make her wear mittens while I hit it.

[hepcat]

what the hell did mittens ever do to you, you heartless bastard?

[Zekester]

a closeup of her hands would be the true test.

I thought it was elbows

[godhugh]

a closeup of her hands would be the true test.

I thought it was elbows

Neither, it's all about whether she has sharp knees.

[TK-421]

it's only a model.

[ScubaV]

a closeup of her hands would be the true test.

I thought it was elbows

Neither, it's all about whether she has sharp knees.

Hmmm, now that you mention it...

[Purge]

10 years from now, she's going to look like skeletor with a blonde wig.

[godhugh]

a closeup of her hands would be the true test.

I thought it was elbows

Neither, it's all about whether she has sharp knees.

Hmmm, now that you mention it...

Now you'll never see anything else.

[CeeKay]

10 years from now, she's going to look like skeletor with a blonde wig.

OMG!  Purge is going to kidnap her, kill her, leave her in the closet and then take her out in 10 years for dress up! 

[hepcat]

10 years from now, she's going to look like skeletor with a blonde wig.

OMG!  Purge is going to kidnap her, kill her, leave her in the closet and then take her out in 10 years for dress up! 

about damn time i got someone to replace me.

[Blackadar]

10 years from now, she's going to look like skeletor with a blonde wig.

But right now she still looks damn good.   

[Roguetad]

Christie Brinkley....57 years old.



57...years....old.

 

I'm not sure exactly what the cop is doing in the left background, but based on his facial expression I think he's hands deep in his pant pockets.   

[CeeKay]

10 years from now, she's going to look like skeletor with a blonde wig.

OMG!  Purge is going to kidnap her, kill her, leave her in the closet and then take her out in 10 years for dress up! 

about damn time i got someone to replace me.

yep, soon you will be out of the closet.

[hepcat]

Christie Brinkley....57 years old.


57...years....old.

 

I'm not sure exactly what the cop is doing in the left background, but based on his facial expression I think he's hands deep in his pant pockets.   

 

[Kagath]

a closeup of her hands would be the true test.

Yeah - the hands....  I'd still hit it!

The woman behind her is looking a little jealous. Probably wishing she looks half that good at that age.

[Laner]

Impressive... most impressive.

[Bullwinkle]

I like the title, BTW, hep.

[morlac]

I'd hit it!

I'll pass.  While the outside looks good enough, at her age it's the insides I'm worried about.   

[Scuzz]

10 years from now, she's going to look like skeletor with a blonde wig.

but imagine how many times you could hit it by then........


and Billie Joel ignored that.....?

[hepcat]

I'd hit it!

I'll pass.  While the outside looks good enough, at her age it's the insides I'm worried about.   

jesus cripes, i had no idea ed gein was still alive and a fan of gaming.

[The Grue]

10 years from now, she's going to look like skeletor with a blonde wig.

but imagine how many times you could hit it by then........


and Billie Joel ignored that.....?

He had it when it was much fresher, too:


Also, just to compare (not that Billy was ever a handsome man), here is Billy now:

[hepcat]

10 years from now, she's going to look like skeletor with a blonde wig.

but imagine how many times you could hit it by then........


and Billie Joel ignored that.....?

He had it when it was much fresher, too:


Also, just to compare (not that Billy was ever a handsome man), here is Billy now:

you can pretty much show me pictures of women compared to men all day long and I'm relatively certain I'll select the women in 99.9 percent of the presentations. *

*.01 percent margin of error that I like to call "the Ruth Buzzi Factor".

[Bullwinkle]

I'd hit it!

I'll pass.  While the outside looks good enough, at her age it's the insides I'm worried about.   

jesus cripes, i had no idea ed gein was still alive and a fan of gaming.

Look at hepcat, dropping the Oscar Wilde and Texas Chainsaw/Psycho reality references in the same thread.

[morlac]

I'd hit it!

I'll pass.  While the outside looks good enough, at her age it's the insides I'm worried about.   

jesus cripes, i had no idea ed gein was still alive and a fan of gaming.

Hey I never said I wanted to eat her and where her plastic skin!  It's just that at her age if you plan on hitting it.....well you better bring a bucketful of :

[hepcat]

Hey I never said I wanted to eat her and where her plastic skin!

it's implied at this point.

[Zekester]

a closeup of her hands would be the true test.

Yeah - the hands....  I'd still hit it!

[CeeKay]

and where her plastic skin!

it's on her silly.

[Purge]

Betcha she's Cylon.

[Kagath]

Isn't this the same woman pushing the exercise equipment with Chuck Norris?

[whiteboyskim]

 

Any woman that looks like this at any point in her life deserves respect.

[PeteRock]

That does not look comfortable at all.  I have no idea how hepcat manages to wear things like that for any extended period of time.  I guess it simply takes conditioning.   

[hepcat]

That does not look comfortable at all.  I have no idea how hepcat manages to wear things like that for any extended period of time.  I guess it simply takes conditioning.    

it was the freakin' shards of seashells that made that shoot a nightmare, not the thong.  if the cameraman had not cropped me out of the picture, you'd see my expression of god awful pain.