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« on: December 03, 2007, 05:51:01 PM »

http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

First, why are they selling Uranium?  Also, why are the "Also bought" filled with Anal Douches and The Simpsons?  How do these objects correlate?  WHY do these objects correlate?  Kudos (or curses) to Tim for bringing this to my attention....
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 05:55:29 PM »

One of the few items on Amazon.com that'll get you immediately placed on a Homeland Security Watch List.  icon_lol eek
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 05:58:45 PM »



What? You think this baby just flies itself? After converting away from plutonium, what the hell else was I gonna use?
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 06:13:55 PM »

I think this is a case of Destructors buying habits breaking the intarwebz.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 06:29:16 PM »

What's the difference between an anal douche and an enema, CeeKay?
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 06:31:43 PM »

Plus I bet all that guy's Facebook friends know that he bought anal douches and uranium..how embarassing!
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 08:26:03 PM »

Quote from: IkeVandergraaf on December 03, 2007, 06:29:16 PM

What's the difference between an anal douche and an enema, CeeKay?

As I understand it, anal douche is a vinigrette for a tossed salad; but enemas are a mystery to me.
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 08:43:37 PM »

This was my favorite product review:

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I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 10:08:23 PM »

Another strange one, from the recommended listings:

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 10:57:58 PM »

...one of the recommended items is a micro g-string.  Which really, begs the question:  what's the point?
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2007, 12:14:21 AM »

And apparently Iraq or something got wind of this, as they're now completely unavailable.
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2007, 01:16:08 AM »

Quote from: IkeVandergraaf on December 03, 2007, 06:29:16 PM

What's the difference between an anal douche and an enema, CeeKay?

look in a mirror.











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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2007, 04:12:34 AM »

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When I finally finished and successfully tested my first plutonium powered Dolorean time machine, I was a bit miffed by the fact that I had to accelerate all the way up to 88 mph before the flux capacitor would be able to kick in and send me into the great beyond. This is quite a pain when you live in the city and have to drive all the way to places like closed shopping malls, drive-in theatres, abandoned highways, and rail road tracks to get up to that kind of speed. Once I heard that Amazon was finally selling U-238 legally, I quickly purchased some and used the instruction booklet (included at no extra charge) to enrich it and build myself a uranium powered reactor which I then installed in my time machine. On the first test run, the flux capacitor jumped into full gear at only 37 mph! Now I can go time travelling on my own street and not worry about the commute.

Thank you, Amazon for selling this fantastic and incredibly useful product! I'm sure that with careful marketing, in five years no American home will be without it.
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2007, 03:06:44 PM »

Now, it is (or rather was) being sold by an Amazon reseller, and not Amazon itself.
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2007, 03:26:34 PM »

I think I'll put it on my wish list.  All I want for Christmas is my U-238!
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« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2007, 03:51:37 PM »

Imagine the things which will start coming up on your list of recommended purchases!
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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2007, 08:02:28 PM »

Check these out:

http://buzz-net.blogspot.com/2007/12/brilliant-sand-glass.html
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2007, 09:46:04 PM »

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Anti-Monkey Butt Powder....just wow.
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« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2007, 01:37:13 AM »

toilet monster... I need to get one of those for when my friends are trying to potty train their kids  icon_twisted
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