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« on: May 23, 2008, 12:51:26 AM »

I'm folding the towel to put back on the towel rack, and to my horror, I see a spider on the otherside of said towel.  I nearly screamed like a girl. 
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2008, 12:57:14 AM »

so we're supposed to picture you nude and screaming like a little girl?


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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2008, 01:09:02 AM »

TMI dude. Tee-Ehm-Eye.
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2008, 01:24:17 AM »

Heh, "nearly".
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2008, 01:27:38 AM »

... you thought of MHS?

Wait.  Which forum am I in?
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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2008, 02:26:39 AM »

Quote from: naednek on May 23, 2008, 12:51:26 AM

I'm folding the towel to put back on the towel rack, and to my horror, I see a spider on the otherside of said towel.  I nearly screamed like a girl. 
I bet if you go back and examine the towel more closely, you'll discover the "spider" is just excess back hairs, you damn dirty ape.
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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2008, 02:48:18 AM »

I imagine the spider did scream like a little girl upon seeing what was on the other side of said towel. Tongue
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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2008, 03:27:34 AM »

Quote from: naednek on May 23, 2008, 12:51:26 AM

I'm folding the towel to put back on the towel rack, and to my horror, I see a spider on the otherside of said towel.  I nearly screamed like a girl. 

That is one of my fears in the morning. A spider waiting for me on my towel.
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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2008, 06:23:13 AM »

Quote from: naednek on May 23, 2008, 12:51:26 AM

I'm folding the towel to put back on the towel rack, and to my horror, I see a spider on the otherside of said towel.  I nearly screamed like a girl. 

Ahh the rarely seen towel spider!  Did you know they always travel in pairs?  One on each side of the towel?
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 08:11:48 AM »

Strange, I've had that fear as well...until one day I actually saw one in the towel...

Needless to say, I dont shower anymore
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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2008, 01:02:54 PM »

I like to take really long showers to try and wake up (of course) and get my mind around the coming day.

So one morning, I was doing my usual of just standing, back to the shower and contemplating life with my eyes closed.  Finally get motivated to actually shower, open my eyes and perched on my leg is a big ass wolf spider:  http://www.spiderzrule.com/wolf.htm

Amazing how a spider can bring out your inherent Kung Fu'ness...I was like lightning!
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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 02:05:08 PM »

Just as I was reading this there was a hair on my shirt collar and I thought it was a spider. I hate these threads.
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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2008, 02:17:22 PM »

Quote from: KingB on May 23, 2008, 02:05:08 PM

Just as I was reading this there was a hair on my shirt collar and I thought it was a spider. I hate these threads.

don't you hate it when you get that tickling sensation on your back and you're not sure if it's a hair, a thread from your shirt, a spider or your imagination?
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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2008, 02:33:25 PM »

This board is full of the biggest pussies I have ever seen.  I feel like I need to scoop you guys up and do some kind of intervention where I put you in a tank full of spiders.
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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2008, 02:40:39 PM »

Quote from: The Grue on May 23, 2008, 02:33:25 PM

This board is full of the biggest pussies I have ever seen.  I feel like I need to scoop you guys up and do some kind of intervention where I put you in a tank full of spiders.

Please don't.  I'll cry.
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« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2008, 01:22:25 AM »

Quote from: The Grue on May 23, 2008, 02:33:25 PM

This board is full of the biggest pussies I have ever seen.  I feel like I need to scoop you guys up and do some kind of intervention where I put you in a tank full of spiders.
That's hardly fair. Most people are afraid of being eaten by you!
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« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2008, 01:36:47 AM »

Just think how the spider felt.
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« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2008, 04:54:59 AM »

Quote from: PaulBot on May 25, 2008, 01:36:47 AM

Just think how the spider felt.

Spider:  hey, look! someone hung worse than I am!  icon_twisted


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« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2008, 05:21:55 AM »

this thread drips awesomeness like a infected spider bite drips puss.











hey, what's that on your neck?




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« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2008, 03:23:58 PM »

Quote from: Eel Snave on May 23, 2008, 02:40:39 PM

Quote from: The Grue on May 23, 2008, 02:33:25 PM

This board is full of the biggest pussies I have ever seen.  I feel like I need to scoop you guys up and do some kind of intervention where I put you in a tank full of spiders.

Please don't.  I'll cry.

Is that all? Hell, I'll be shrieking and screaming and jumping to try and get out like mad.
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« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2008, 03:45:18 PM »

Quote from: The Grue on May 23, 2008, 02:33:25 PM

This board is full of the biggest pussies I have ever seen.  I feel like I need to scoop you guys up and do some kind of intervention where I put you in a tank full of spiders.

Well, we're all afraid of getting eaten in the dark by a...
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« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2008, 02:17:15 AM »

Quote from: CeeKay on May 25, 2008, 04:54:59 AM

Quote from: PaulBot on May 25, 2008, 01:36:47 AM

Just think how the spider felt.

Spider:  hey, look! someone hung worse than I am!  icon_twisted


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