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« on: May 10, 2011, 05:02:30 PM »

Dragons having sex with cars is apparently a whole new subgenre of internet porn I was completely (and blissfully) unaware of until today.

Link is most definitely NSFA (Not Suitable for Anywhere)...but if we must apply outdated labels, make it NSFW
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 05:06:45 PM »

"You got your fender in my dragonanus!"  "Vroom, Vroom!"  "Roaor!"  eek
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 05:07:18 PM »

Rule 34, man.
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2011, 05:09:14 PM »

for once I'm not sure if I should click on a link....
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2011, 05:20:11 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on May 10, 2011, 05:09:14 PM

for once I'm not sure if I should click on a link....

why not?  it just leads back to your homepage.
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2011, 05:23:23 PM »

I continue to do my best to refrain from asking questions such as, "How does one 'accidentally' stumble upon such information," as I have long ago learned not to ask questions I do not want to know the answers to. 
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2011, 05:26:41 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 10, 2011, 05:20:11 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on May 10, 2011, 05:09:14 PM

for once I'm not sure if I should click on a link....

why not?  it just leads back to your homepage.

nope, mine is 2 Marys 1 Grail.
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2011, 05:27:39 PM »

Quote from: PeteRock on May 10, 2011, 05:23:23 PM

I continue to do my best to refrain from asking questions such as, "How does one 'accidentally' stumble upon such information," as I have long ago learned not to ask questions I do not want to know the answers to.  

human porn ceased to titillate me ages ago.  I now seek my pleasures....elsewhere.

i'll send you my Firefox favorites later.  do you sometimes find yourself getting excited at the thought of Oprah Winfrey wearing a thong and eating waffles with her hands while riding a roller coaster?  if so, i'll give you my food based list.
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2011, 05:36:25 PM »

The one with the Pinto is kind of violent.
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« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2011, 06:02:02 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Fed on May 10, 2011, 05:36:25 PM

The one with the Pinto is kind of violent.

It's the Pinto's fault for wearing that much paint!
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« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2011, 06:28:15 PM »

whatever puts the grease on your gasket, man.
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2011, 06:30:32 PM »

Quote from: Zekester on May 10, 2011, 06:28:15 PM

whatever puts the grease on your gasket, man.

you seem to be knowledgeable in the ways of car sex, if that reply is any indication.   eek
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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2011, 06:33:24 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 10, 2011, 05:27:39 PM

Quote from: PeteRock on May 10, 2011, 05:23:23 PM

I continue to do my best to refrain from asking questions such as, "How does one 'accidentally' stumble upon such information," as I have long ago learned not to ask questions I do not want to know the answers to.  

human porn ceased to titillate me ages ago.  I now seek my pleasures....elsewhere.




Yes... We know.
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2011, 06:36:34 PM »

In my defense, it was a Thursday.
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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2011, 06:51:58 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 10, 2011, 06:02:02 PM

Quote from: Mr. Fed on May 10, 2011, 05:36:25 PM

The one with the Pinto is kind of violent.

It's the Pinto's fault for wearing that much paint!

Just don't rear end a Pinto. Oh, wait..

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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2011, 08:27:19 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 10, 2011, 06:30:32 PM

Quote from: Zekester on May 10, 2011, 06:28:15 PM

whatever puts the grease on your gasket, man.

you seem to be knowledgeable in the ways of car sex, if that reply is any indication.   eek

I guess I shoulda known
By the way you parked your car sideways
That it wouldn't last

See you're the kinda person
That believes in makin' out once
Love 'em and leave 'em fast

I guess I must be dumb
Cause you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And you say what have I got to lose?
And honey I say

Little red corvette
Baby you're much to fast
Little red corvette
You need a love that's gonna last

I guess I shoulda closed my eyes
When you drove me to the place
Where your horses run free

Cause I felt a little I'll
When I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class

But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And you say, "Baby, have you got enough gas?"
Oh yeah

Little red corvette
Baby you're much to fast, yes you are
Little red corvette
You need to find a love that's gonna last

A body like yours (a body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (oughta be in jail)
Cause it's on the verge of bein obscene
(Cause it's on the verge of bein obscene)

Move over baby (move over baby)
Gimme the keys (gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine
(I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine)

Little red corvette
Baby you're much to fast
Little red corvette
You need to find a love that's gonna last

Little red corvette
Honey you got to slow down (got to slow down)
Little red corvette
Cause if you don't you gonna run your
Little red corvette right in the ground

(Little red corvette)
Right down to the ground (honey you got to slow down)
You, you, you got to slow down (little red corvette)
You're movin much to fast (to fast)
You need to find a love that's gonna last

Girl, you got an ass like I never seen
And the ride...
I say the ride is so smooth
You must be a limousine

Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love, u need a love that's
That's gonna last
(Little red corvette)
U got 2 slow down (u got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette

Cuz if u don't, cuz if u don't,
U gonna run your body right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)

Little red corvette


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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2011, 08:34:56 PM »

at no point in that song does prince mention jamming his penis into the exhaust pipe of a '76 Dodge Dart.  

...and with that, I close the book on "Things I never thought I'd write.".

Take care all, and have a safe trip home!
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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2011, 08:47:18 PM »

Who's that dragon
Coming down the road
Who's that dragon
Who's that drake
Walking through my door
What's the score
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Smaug
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my dreams
Get into my car
Get outta my dreams
Get in the back seat baby
Get into my car
Beep beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get into my life
Oooooooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get into my car

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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2011, 09:14:03 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 10, 2011, 08:34:56 PM

at no point in that song does prince mention jamming his penis into the exhaust pipe of a '76 Dodge Dart.  

well duh.....it's implied
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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2011, 09:33:27 PM »

Quote from: PeteRock on May 10, 2011, 05:23:23 PM

I continue to do my best to refrain from asking questions such as, "How does one 'accidentally' stumble upon such information," as I have long ago learned not to ask questions I do not want to know the answers to. 

Easier than you think.  Poor hepcat was looking for some Cosplay Dragoncon porn but mistyped 2 letters and ended up at dragoncarporn.com.  6 hours later screams of "I think I broke my crankshaft!" could be heard coming from his abode. 
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« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2011, 11:09:04 PM »

Quote from: morlac on May 10, 2011, 09:33:27 PM

Quote from: PeteRock on May 10, 2011, 05:23:23 PM

I continue to do my best to refrain from asking questions such as, "How does one 'accidentally' stumble upon such information," as I have long ago learned not to ask questions I do not want to know the answers to. 

Easier than you think.  Poor hepcat was looking for some Cosplay Dragoncon porn but mistyped 2 letters and ended up at dragoncarporn.com.  6 hours later screams of "I think I broke my crankshaft!" could be heard coming from his abode. 

forgetting to open the garage door with a running car inside nearly killed me.  it was almost another case of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2011, 11:25:49 PM »

Beverly Hills Cop will never be the same.
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« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2011, 11:56:55 PM »

Quote from: PeteRock on May 10, 2011, 11:25:49 PM

Beverly Hills Cop will never be the same.

The funny part is that Eddie Murphy DOES bang a dragon in a later movie.
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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2011, 12:18:51 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Fed on May 10, 2011, 11:56:55 PM

Quote from: PeteRock on May 10, 2011, 11:25:49 PM

Beverly Hills Cop will never be the same.

The funny part is that Eddie Murphy DOES bang a dragon in a later movie.

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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2011, 02:51:14 AM »

I don't know how, but somehow I'm certain this new addition to World of Porn is the fault of WoW.
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« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2011, 06:48:50 AM »

If that happened while you weren't looking what happened when you did look? saywhat
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« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2011, 05:38:27 AM »

i suppose this has something somewhat related to context of thread
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« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2011, 05:34:03 PM »

Ah, the brilliance of Kids in the Hall.   icon_lol
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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2011, 02:04:01 AM »

Quote from: hitbyambulance on May 20, 2011, 05:38:27 AM


In that case, SNL says 'hi'smile
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