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What is going on? A lot of the birds died of 'blunt force' trauma. Thousands of birds.. drop dead clear out of the sky.. 'cause something 'hit them'.
And then the fishes.. so many of them washing dead ashore. What gives?
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 09:23:52 PM » |
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Nothing to see here, move along.
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 09:26:05 PM » |
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Nothing to see here, move along.
You know the alien motherships are just slowly placing themselves into position! Don't try and cover it up! 
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 09:47:09 PM » |
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And then the fishes.. so many of them washing dead ashore. What gives?
There are often massive fish die-offs in the winter, especially in areas that normally don't get extreme cold weather. Now birds on the other hand..... 
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2011, 09:56:31 PM » |
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What, no one's blaming GWB? 
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2011, 09:56:53 PM » |
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This won't be a real story until we get closer to December 2012.
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« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2011, 10:02:19 PM » |
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What, no one's blaming GWB?  Sounds like the animals are just a bunch of pussies!
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2011, 10:03:55 PM » |
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Fish = pussies
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Ya, there ya go
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« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2011, 10:05:23 PM » |
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I hadn't heard the blunt force trauma angle yet. Bizarre.
Wait, wasn't this the day of the First Annual Stone Skipping Marathon?
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2011, 10:29:01 PM » |
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It's like the miracle of the loaves and the fishes.... gone horribly wrong.
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« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2011, 10:31:09 PM » |
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I think this a result of the Bush administration.
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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2011, 10:39:01 PM » |
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Here's a National Geographic article saying this is yet another case of the media taking something that happens all the time and turning it into a national freak out. Basically, they either bumped into something or a loud noise got 'em. Like a sonic boom or just fireworks. Given the timing, I'll go with the latter.
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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2011, 10:45:26 PM » |
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Yep, besides, the end of the world stuff isn't supposed to start until May 21st.
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2011, 10:46:21 PM » |
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Red Tides, West coast of Florida, 164 year history. 
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« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2011, 10:48:57 PM » |
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Whoa, if you turn that image 90 degrees clockwise and look at it from an angle.... whoah.
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« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2011, 11:10:03 PM » |
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Whoa, if you turn that image 90 degrees clockwise and look at it from an angle.... whoah.
It almost looks like a level out of an old Atari game.
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« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2011, 11:52:12 PM » |
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isn't falling blunt force trauma?
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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2011, 11:54:48 PM » |
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isn't falling blunt force trauma?
Only if you hit something that makes you stop abruptly.
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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2011, 12:05:20 AM » |
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So, all a bird has to do to avoid dying in the winter is to reach escape velocity and achieve orbit?
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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2011, 03:04:44 AM » |
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isn't falling blunt force trauma?
Only if you hit something that makes you stop abruptly. Like the ground after you fall?
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« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2011, 03:26:19 AM » |
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isn't falling blunt force trauma?
Only if you hit something that makes you stop abruptly. Like the ground after you fall? Well sure but if you can fly what are the chances of that?
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« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2011, 03:29:18 AM » |
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isn't falling blunt force trauma?
Only if you hit something that makes you stop abruptly. Like the ground after you fall? Well sure but if you can fly what are the chances of that? Why wouldn't it be possible they became incapacitated due to something and died from the impact of hitting the ground?
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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2011, 03:32:10 AM » |
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What is going on? A lot of the birds died of 'blunt force' trauma. Thousands of birds.. drop dead clear out of the sky.. 'cause something 'hit them'.
Well duh...they obviously struck a cloaked Klingon warbird. 
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« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2011, 03:53:11 AM » |
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What is going on? A lot of the birds died of 'blunt force' trauma. Thousands of birds.. drop dead clear out of the sky.. 'cause something 'hit them'.
Well duh...they obviously struck a cloaked Klingon warbird.  It was whale mating season...
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« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2011, 07:31:16 PM » |
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Clearly the birds ran into a UFO, which then shot Chain Lighting Level 10 and fried them all at once. After that it fired off some fireworks to throw people off the trail. (I think that covers all the different stories I read).
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« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2011, 07:38:02 PM » |
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Mmmmmmm... 
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« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2011, 03:58:56 AM » |
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« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2011, 10:04:21 PM » |
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Crabs and snappers in 1000s killed by blunt force trauma, loud noises or sonic booms?? Think they need a new excuse.
What's going supersonic underwater??
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« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2011, 10:54:07 PM » |
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Some birds were found dead in Denmark as well! 
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« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2011, 08:42:05 PM » |
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Some birds were found dead in Denmark as well!  It doesn't count if you went out hunting, Raz.
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« Reply #30 on: January 10, 2011, 07:10:39 PM » |
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Yep, besides, the end of the world stuff isn't supposed to start until May 21st.
Can you delay that to July 23, so I can see the Captain America movie (July 22) first?  OTOH, ending things May 22 would prevent that next Transformers movie from hitting theaters in early July, so there's that. What a dilemma... Then again, I might be on a plane returning from a business trip May 21, so maybe we'd be able to escape the Apocalypse and I'd get a bird-eye view.  ------------------------- I've also read one of the reasons people fret too much about this is the whole Internet, real-time updating of the info. Maybe 50 years ago you might have read about a few incidents over the course of a year or in an annual Almanac. In today's millisecond-updating of everything and Google Map pinpointing everything, suddenly everything's happening at once and the Doom-meter gets going.
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« Reply #31 on: January 10, 2011, 07:20:51 PM » |
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Yep, besides, the end of the world stuff isn't supposed to start until May 21st.
Can you delay that to July 23, so I can see the Captain America movie (July 22) first?  OTOH, ending things May 22 would prevent that next Transformers movie from hitting theaters in early July, so there's that. What a dilemma... Then again, I might be on a plane returning from a business trip May 21, so maybe we'd be able to escape the Apocalypse and I'd get a bird-eye view.  ------------------------ Well according to the crackpot I got that from May 21st is the rapture, with the end of the tribulations coming in October or November (apparently 7 years can be cut down a lot these days) so in theory your airplane crew could vanish in mid flight.
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« Reply #32 on: January 10, 2011, 08:07:17 PM » |
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I think this a result of the Bush administration.
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« Reply #33 on: January 10, 2011, 10:06:17 PM » |
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I think this a result of the Bush administration.
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« Reply #34 on: January 10, 2011, 10:12:05 PM » |
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I think this a result of the Bush administration.
TeggyHatesBush That could work on a couple of levels 
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« Reply #35 on: January 11, 2011, 01:21:36 AM » |
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I think this a result of the Bush administration.
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