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« Reply #80 on: August 03, 2006, 03:54:52 PM »

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Dudesies, I work 7pm-7am, give me a break!

She took vacation!  WTF, earliest I will probably see her is Monday...


Hmmm... she must have known you were going to ask her out and escaped before she had to endure the horror of your stammering.
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« Reply #81 on: August 03, 2006, 04:08:58 PM »

I don't quite understand... how was last night "the night" despite you not having asked her out yet?

Unless you mean last night was the night you were going to ask her out.  Which isn't generally what "the night" refers to.
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« Reply #82 on: August 03, 2006, 04:15:49 PM »

She was not at work last night!  She took vacation! (comment not appreciated, Mr. Wiggum)

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Gents, the process of woo-ing does not equate to a one-night stand.  It does not include rushing things.

THE PROCESS of woo-ing is slow, rocky at times, but ultimately, ultimately, this woo shall work.

Dude, I've got a co-worker who's all like, "heck yeah she'll say yes" so there.
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« Reply #83 on: August 03, 2006, 04:33:54 PM »

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Dude, I've got a co-worker who's all like, "heck yeah she'll say yes" so there.


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« Reply #84 on: August 03, 2006, 04:40:33 PM »

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Dudesies, I work 7pm-7am, give me a break!

She took vacation!  WTF, earliest I will probably see her is Monday...

However...

I got my BOY Thong to totally talk to this Indian chick for me who works day shift.

NAMASKAR!

TML has a talking boy thong.
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« Reply #85 on: August 03, 2006, 05:15:46 PM »

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Gents, the process of woo-ing does not equate to a one-night stand.  It does not include rushing things.

THE PROCESS of woo-ing is slow, rocky at times, but ultimately, ultimately, this woo shall work.


Well, of course we know that.

But one-night-stands make for more entertaining forum banter. biggrin
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« Reply #86 on: August 03, 2006, 05:36:37 PM »

What the hell is a "boy thong"??  Dang..Maybe I'm too old...
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« Reply #87 on: August 03, 2006, 05:41:22 PM »

Maybe you should stand outside her office while holding a boombox over your head that's playing "Stars are Blind".
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« Reply #88 on: August 03, 2006, 06:00:18 PM »

Do it only if you think it'll get you a raise (and I mean money).
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« Reply #89 on: August 03, 2006, 06:04:38 PM »

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BOY Thong


Yeah, um, you talk to your thong? Wacko. slywink
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« Reply #90 on: August 03, 2006, 07:38:30 PM »

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What the hell is a "boy thong"??  Dang..Maybe I'm too old...
I didn't know either.  I could guess...  :shock:

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« Reply #91 on: August 03, 2006, 08:07:40 PM »

My only advice is this: If you still do ask her out, and she says yes, and you end up staying the night enjoying a nice hot session of, I don't know scrabble or something but wake up in a bathtub filled with ice, feel for your kidneys. Trust me on this one.
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« Reply #92 on: August 04, 2006, 12:37:29 AM »

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Dude, I've got a co-worker who's all like, "heck yeah she'll say yes" so there.


You mean like how Josh Owens convinced Morgan that Ashley Laintz would go to prom with him if he asked over the PA during lunch?
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« Reply #93 on: August 04, 2006, 05:02:12 AM »

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Dude, I've got a co-worker who's all like, "heck yeah she'll say yes" so there.

You're going to trust someone you see in person on a regular basis and who knows both of the parties involved when it comes to love instead of heeding the collective wit and wisdom of complete strangers on a message board?  TML, that's not how teh internets works.  We have no time or patience for reality.  You do what we say, when we say, and report back to us with the inevitable disaster from heeding our advice.  Without that, this big jumble of computers and wires has no meaning.

Now, for the love all that is good and Ellen Pompeo, get her drunk, nuke the site from orbit and subscribe to her newsletter.  FTW.
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« Reply #94 on: August 04, 2006, 03:56:47 PM »

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I got my BOY Thong to totally talk to this Indian chick for me who works day shift.


If everybody can look past the man-eyes ninja for a quick second, you'll recall me typing this.

Also, it is useful to know that I've always dreamt about being with an indian chick.  No, not native american, I'm talking BOMBAY indian.  Jewel on the forehead indian.

I TALK WITH MY BOY THONG TODAY, and the Indian chick totally digs me.  TOTALLY FUCKING DIGS ME.  So I see her after her shift (she works days, I work nights), and we're all making eyes at each other and she starts walking away and I wish her a great weekend and she spins around and SMILES SMILES SMILES and says you too or SOMETHING whatever doesn't matter.

All that matters is.

When I see her on Monday, holy lord, you'd better f'n believe I'm asking her out.  Because I don't know how much longer I'm gonna have thsi job for and HEY, it's time for TML to stop being such a pansy-ass.

Plus, she's so cute it blows my mind she would be interested in me.

I am so happy / excited!!!!

BTW, for reference, Thong is the name of a guy I worked with last summer, who works the day shift with the indian goddess.
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« Reply #95 on: August 04, 2006, 04:08:00 PM »

So no more boss-lady? frown Aw, her masculine charms were endearing.

I guess you've got your jasmine princess on the mind now though.

Some advice: hit it with the boss lady first- it's fleeting.

And I hope you didn't take any of the comments personally; you just opened up WAY too many raz opportunities in one day.

If you were devil, we would have been WAY CRUELER.

Wait, is Crueler a word, or a donut?slywink
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« Reply #96 on: August 04, 2006, 04:11:24 PM »

mmmmmmmmm.... donuts....  </Homer>
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« Reply #97 on: August 04, 2006, 04:12:24 PM »

Five words: Indian/Boss menage a trois.
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« Reply #98 on: August 04, 2006, 04:23:22 PM »

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Five words: Indian/Boss menage a trois.


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« Reply #99 on: August 04, 2006, 04:50:28 PM »

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When I see her on Monday, holy lord, you'd better f'n believe I'm asking her out.  Because I don't know how much longer I'm gonna have thsi job for and HEY, it's time for TML to stop being such a pansy-ass.


TML - why wait for monday?  Why not show today at the end of her day shift and ask her out for the weekend?  I think weekend dates are much more fun and easier to plan than weekday ones.
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« Reply #100 on: August 04, 2006, 05:06:43 PM »

She's not working again till Monday day.  It's a wonky schedule :/

I was hoping for a weekend date, but hey, I've got plenty to do, so it's okay.
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« Reply #101 on: August 04, 2006, 05:13:48 PM »

just be careful she doesn't turn all Shiva on your ass and rip your arms off and slowly devour your soul... you know normal Hindu Goddess stuff.
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« Reply #102 on: August 04, 2006, 05:45:09 PM »

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She's not working again till Monday day.  It's a wonky schedule :/

I was hoping for a weekend date, but hey, I've got plenty to do, so it's okay.


You could've invited her up for Sea-Fair (up here)...I could've gotten you into a weekend party by the water smile
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« Reply #103 on: August 04, 2006, 06:09:04 PM »

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Also, it is useful to know that I've always dreamt about being with an indian chick.  No, not native american, I'm talking BOMBAY indian.  Jewel on the forehead indian.
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« Reply #104 on: August 04, 2006, 06:18:12 PM »

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Five words: Indian/Boss menage a trois.


It's actually six words :  Indian/Boss NINJA menage-a-trois
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« Reply #105 on: August 04, 2006, 06:31:05 PM »

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Five words: Indian/Boss menage a trois.


It's actually six words :  Indian/Boss NINJA menage-a-trois
Add pirates to that and you're golden.
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« Reply #106 on: August 04, 2006, 06:32:50 PM »

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Five words: Indian/Boss menage a trois.


It's actually six words :  Indian/Boss NINJA menage-a-trois
Add pirates to that and you're golden.


Indian Pirate/Boss NINJA menage-a-trois ... add live streaming video and we'd go triple platinum!
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« Reply #107 on: August 04, 2006, 07:00:58 PM »

Oh, you guys amuse me so.
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« Reply #108 on: August 04, 2006, 07:24:22 PM »

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Indian Pirate/Boss NINJA menage-a-trois

Now that's some kinky cosplay.
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« Reply #109 on: August 04, 2006, 07:54:51 PM »

I know better than anyone else that throughout your life-time you've been pinning for some Indian lady to become interested in you.

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« Reply #110 on: August 05, 2006, 02:17:58 AM »

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Also, it is useful to know that I've always dreamt about being with an indian chick.  No, not native american, I'm talking BOMBAY indian.  Jewel on the forehead indian.


You should hit my local Dairy Queen.  You'd be in heaven.

Best of luck.  Don't blow it.  If she has four arms just go with it.
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« Reply #111 on: August 05, 2006, 04:42:30 AM »

TTIWWP!
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« Reply #112 on: August 05, 2006, 05:03:30 AM »

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TTIWWP!


Oh, I'll get some pictures...oh yes.
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« Reply #113 on: August 05, 2006, 05:03:45 AM »

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Best of luck.  Don't blow it.  If she has four arms just go with it.


Holy hell did my mind head to the gutter quick with that statement.
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« Reply #114 on: August 08, 2006, 03:27:21 PM »

The Indian girl totally waited for me to get off work this morning to talk with me.

We randomly talked, turns out she's quite a bit younger than me (JUST starting college, while I'm 8 months done with it) and she's an intern...and her name is Aparna.  How hot is that!?

I am going to ask her out today.

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« Reply #115 on: August 08, 2006, 03:34:03 PM »

Just make sure she's legal.  :wink:

And don't let your boss see or you might be getting the pink slip soon.
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« Reply #116 on: August 08, 2006, 03:50:48 PM »

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Just make sure she's legal.  :wink:

And don't let your boss see or you might be getting the pink slip soon.

Actually "the pink slip" might not be THAT bad to get...
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« Reply #117 on: August 08, 2006, 03:56:04 PM »

The boss came up behind me and tickled me last night.

It was ultra-erotic.
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« Reply #118 on: August 08, 2006, 03:56:46 PM »

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Just make sure she's legal.  :wink:

And don't let your boss see or you might be getting the pink slip soon.


You think his ninja boss with man-eyes and a dude-lung wears pink slips? Wouldn't they bunch up in the shozoku? Odd picture that paints.
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« Reply #119 on: August 08, 2006, 03:57:37 PM »

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The boss came up behind me and tickled me last night.

It was ultra-erotic.


So is the indian girl a pirate? Details man, DETAILS!
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