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« Reply #40 on: July 12, 2006, 04:13:12 PM »

Well if you're the "first" one there and she says that the others couldn't make it then rock on you. If, however, you absolutely do not score that night we reserve the right to mercilessly mock you UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

CS - brilliant comment on the orcs. biggrin
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« Reply #41 on: July 12, 2006, 04:46:24 PM »

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Wink = I'm penetrating her outer defenses like the orc's during the epic City of Gondor battle.  Next, I'll need to get to work on the ladders to finally get within that outer defense...


What you need is a Grond to bash open the doors so that you can enter her keep.


A sure fire way to "get you some" if I've ever heard of one. Movies at her place sounds fun, and promising to.
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« Reply #42 on: July 12, 2006, 05:17:16 PM »

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« Reply #43 on: July 12, 2006, 08:54:22 PM »

Make sure to call her 'my precious' as early and often as you can.
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« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2006, 08:56:02 PM »

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Now she knows you have interest in her and she is going to toy with you and fuck with you (NOTE: not to be confused with the actual act of fucking you) to no end.  You have given her the upper hand, prepare to be used.  Or so I've been told anyway.


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« Reply #45 on: July 14, 2006, 02:35:34 PM »

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As I was leaving work I said bye to her and you know what she did?  You want to know what she did?

She said "see ya" and winked.

>_0

^ like that.  

Wink = I'm penetrating her outer defenses like the orc's during the epic City of Gondor battle.  Next, I'll need to get to work on the ladders to finally get within that outer defense...

Not necessarily.  Some women like to flirt when they know they are safe.  Ie. she's flirting with you, not because she wants you, but because she thinks a relationship with you is completely impossible and undesirable.

Some women just flirt with everyone and it doesn't mean anything at all.
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« Reply #46 on: July 14, 2006, 02:55:34 PM »

Didn't you see this episode of The Office?  Don't date your boss smile
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« Reply #47 on: July 31, 2006, 04:29:21 PM »

When I asked her if she had noticed if I had changed any ever since turning 24..."Do I look more WISE, am I more mature (and I said it the retarded way to make her giggle "ma-ture")?"

She replied with,

"You're cuter."

Ding, dong, next shift I ask her out.
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« Reply #48 on: July 31, 2006, 04:39:51 PM »

How do you know it's really her behind that ninja mask?
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« Reply #49 on: July 31, 2006, 04:57:46 PM »

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Ding, dong, next shift I ask her out.


Don't ask her out yet. First sue her for sexual harrasment and get a big settlement from the company. Then you can ask her out.
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« Reply #50 on: July 31, 2006, 05:38:27 PM »

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Ding, dong, next shift I ask her out.


Don't ask her out yet. First sue her for sexual harrasment and get a big settlement from the company. Then you can ask her out.


+1

Chicks dig guys with lotsa money.
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« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2006, 08:10:06 PM »

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Ding, dong, next shift I ask her out.


Don't ask her out yet. First sue her for sexual harrasment and get a big settlement from the company. Then you can ask her out.
:lol:  :lol: hahaha...well played.
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« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2006, 01:05:26 AM »

I'm still curious about the man eyes......  Tongue
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« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2006, 03:26:54 PM »

She had an eye transplant with a dude. You're fawning over dude-eyes. That is so not cool.

What if she bought the discarded remains of a science donor? What other parts has she swapped out? I wonder if her extra dude-lung helps her hold her breath longer....  :lol:
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« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2006, 06:54:14 AM »

Click here to see a picture of TML's boss   :twisted:
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« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2006, 03:52:12 PM »

Oh hey, THANKS Zero, thanks a BUNDLE!
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« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2006, 04:02:44 PM »

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She had an eye transplant with a dude. You're fawning over dude-eyes. That is so not cool.

What if she bought the discarded remains of a science donor? What other parts has she swapped out? I wonder if her extra dude-lung helps her hold her breath longer....  :lol:


Retarded but HILARIOUS!

Extra dude-lung indeed lol
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« Reply #57 on: August 02, 2006, 04:07:22 PM »

So did you ask her out yet?
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« Reply #58 on: August 02, 2006, 04:11:41 PM »

Tonight...is the niiiIIight...

When two become one.

I plan on it tonight, boys.
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« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2006, 04:24:07 PM »

"There can be only one."

Wait, wrong line for support...
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« Reply #60 on: August 02, 2006, 07:56:18 PM »

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Tonight...is the niiiIIight...

When two become one.

I plan on it tonight, boys.


Woohoo!  I'm rooting for you smile
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« Reply #61 on: August 02, 2006, 08:05:41 PM »

Bout damned time! Good hunting, hope you pull it off.
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« Reply #62 on: August 02, 2006, 08:06:09 PM »

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

Well, I guess there's a first time for everything.
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« Reply #63 on: August 02, 2006, 08:43:17 PM »

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Tonight...is the niiiIIight...

When two become one.

I plan on it tonight, boys.


on0z!!! pwnd
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« Reply #64 on: August 03, 2006, 04:08:27 AM »

No news is good news?

Or will TML's body be found stuffed inside a crazy woman's refrigerator 3 years from now?

I say it's about 50/50.
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« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2006, 04:12:21 AM »

Are we going to start taking bets on this?  something like:

$$ returning before 10pm
$$ returning before 12am
$$ returning before  2am
$$ going all the way

 Tongue
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« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2006, 04:20:55 AM »

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Are we going to start taking bets on this?  something like:

$$ returning before 10pm
$$ returning before 12am
$$ returning before  2am
$$ going all the way

 Tongue


I say he goes all night, but she's a tease and doesn't let him in her pants.   biggrin
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« Reply #67 on: August 03, 2006, 12:42:08 PM »

I say her extra dude-lung means that he can stare into her dreamy blue man-eyes longer while kissing her. Then she shows him all the other spare "dude-parts" she installed and he ends up waking up in excruciating pain with a size 7 poop chute.

And then Fires his ass. (for the second time, I suppose).
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« Reply #68 on: August 03, 2006, 01:36:58 PM »

It's like 9:40am EST.  What the hell, results?
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« Reply #69 on: August 03, 2006, 02:06:35 PM »

He's probably in the unemployment line right now. So he should be in around noonish.
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« Reply #70 on: August 03, 2006, 02:15:02 PM »

Silence of the Lambs anyone?
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« Reply #71 on: August 03, 2006, 02:59:15 PM »

Hehe... TML just wants to get a leg up at work, I suppose. slywink
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« Reply #72 on: August 03, 2006, 03:03:39 PM »

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Silence of the Lambs anyone?
Yeah, I was thinking that too.

Or 40 Year Old Virgin, "I don't want to end up a lampshade in some creepy guy's apartment."
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« Reply #73 on: August 03, 2006, 03:14:57 PM »

Dudesies, I work 7pm-7am, give me a break!

She took vacation!  WTF, earliest I will probably see her is Monday...

However...

I got my BOY Thong to totally talk to this Indian chick for me who works day shift.

NAMASKAR!
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« Reply #74 on: August 03, 2006, 03:27:12 PM »

My drama threads are like 300x better.
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« Reply #75 on: August 03, 2006, 03:28:58 PM »

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« Reply #76 on: August 03, 2006, 03:40:20 PM »

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My drama threads are like 300x better.


Pssh!  This thread will erupt Tuesday morning when I finally report to everyone that I had INDEED asked her out and she accepted my invitation.

Freaking Erupt.
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« Reply #77 on: August 03, 2006, 03:44:06 PM »

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Pssh!  This thread will erupt Tuesday morning when I finally report to everyone that I had INDEED asked her out and she accepted my invitation.

Freaking Erupt.


Uh huh...sorry dude but your behind in the count. At least LE was making out with some hot chick before she dumped him. Your still not even up to the asking out phase. Who knows maybe it'll all come together at the end, I'm hoping it does...for your sake.
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« Reply #78 on: August 03, 2006, 03:45:16 PM »

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Pssh!  This thread will erupt Tuesday morning when I finally report to everyone that I had INDEED asked her out and she accepted my invitation.

Freaking Erupt.
You haven't asked her out yet?
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« Reply #79 on: August 03, 2006, 03:54:27 PM »

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Pssh!  This thread will erupt Tuesday morning when I finally report to everyone that I had INDEED asked her out and she accepted my invitation.

Freaking Erupt.


Pfft.  You gotta get past the "invitation" part to FREAKING ERUPT!   unibrow
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