Mr. Owl is a lying Asshole....

[Knightshade Dragon]

http://www.pulplit.com/display/generic.php/15.html

Says so right there.  I can't make this up....

[Nth Power]

Wait...so your saying it's not three licks?

...is this some cruel joke?  You almost had me there for a sec. Whew!

[stiffler]

Mr. Owl took advantage of me once.  Like the boy in the ads, I was wandering the neighborhood naked when Mr. Owl approached me with his little challenge.  He "barrowed" my lollipop for his experiment.  I admit, I was curious, and if anybody really would know it's a giant talking owl.  One, two, crunch.  He didn't even make it to three licks before he bit into it!  If it were sour apple I could understand, but grape?  Grape is the kind you give away to friends that have no lollipop.  He gigled and started to fly away.  I went to grab him but he did that thing where he turned his head almost 360-degrees.  I was impressed so I let my grip weaken enough for him to escape.  As he flapped away I vowed that if I ever saw him again we would find out how many pounds of pressure it would take to make his brain shoot out the top of his head.  So there I was, naked and without my lollipop.  Damn you, Mr. Owl!