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« on: December 12, 2013, 01:53:00 PM »

Hey, guess what? We've been living in the future all along. Also, Skynet.

A Time reporter was talking to a telemarketer about life insurance and noticed something was a little off. Then he started asking questions. Friends in his office started calling the telemarketer, too.

Finally, they grilled her on whether or not she was a robot.

And it got creepy.


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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2013, 02:15:58 PM »

Wow that's crazy, that's a really good program to be able to respond as well as it does. Imagine what this stuff will be like ten years from now. Scary if you ask me.
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2013, 02:20:51 PM »

OK, that's funny I got a charity call a little while ago and the guy's voice sounded like a recording so I interrupted him and asked him if he was a recording. He said that he wasn't and we went on with the conversation. If I recall he did said some things that made me think it was a real person but now I'm really curious!
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2013, 08:49:03 PM »

She was finding a lot of odd things funny...

Maybe CeeKay really is a bot.
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2013, 08:56:39 PM »

We've had these for a couple of years.  They even introduce themselves by name, and if you talk over their spiel they'll stop and say "I'm sorry, did you say something?" or it'll play a chuckle if it determines you're talking gibberish, then it says, "My job today is really just to verify your info for [spam]. Blah blah blah".
If they have a fast enough processor it can easily fool a person, just through a carefully crafted yes/no script. 
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2013, 08:59:14 PM »

Yes, Teggy, they are fairly convincing.  It will tell you it's name if asked - often "Steve". 
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2013, 09:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 12, 2013, 08:49:03 PM

She was finding a lot of odd things funny...

Maybe CeeKay really is a bot.

If he is, it must be crappy game AI. Have you seen him play anything?
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2013, 10:05:06 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 12, 2013, 08:49:03 PM

She was finding a lot of odd things funny...

Maybe CeeKay really is a bot.

maybe you're a bot.  a biting bot who bites sisters.
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2013, 05:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 12, 2013, 08:49:03 PM

She was finding a lot of odd things funny...

Maybe CeeKay really is a bot.

You know after listening to that audio I really don't see any reason why Ceekay isn't highly likely to be a bot. His responses are usually short and too the point, often times with an inflection of a laugh, usually followed up by some sort of animated smiley. All things a good bot program could do. Add in the frequency of his posts and it's really the only logical conclusion. Plus he loves to talk about living in Ohio, would a real human constantly remind you of that?  
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2013, 05:42:05 PM »

Quote from: Scraper on December 13, 2013, 05:38:25 PM

You know after listening to that audio I really don't see any reason why Ceekay isn't highly likely to be a bot. His responses are usually short and too the point, often times with an inflection of a laugh, usually followed up by some sort of animated smiley. All things a good bot program could do. Add in the frequency of his posts and it's really the only logical conclusion. Plus he loves to talk about living in Ohio, would a real human constantly remind you of that? 

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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2013, 05:52:15 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on December 13, 2013, 05:42:05 PM

Quote from: Scraper on December 13, 2013, 05:38:25 PM

You know after listening to that audio I really don't see any reason why Ceekay isn't highly likely to be a bot. His responses are usually short and too the point, often times with an inflection of a laugh, usually followed up by some sort of animated smiley. All things a good bot program could do. Add in the frequency of his posts and it's really the only logical conclusion. Plus he loves to talk about living in Ohio, would a real human constantly remind you of that? 

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Ceekay are you a robot?
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2013, 05:52:59 PM »

no more than you are a hairless ape.
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2013, 05:56:25 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on December 13, 2013, 05:52:59 PM

no more than you are a hairless ape.

Ceekay do you find yourself wondering how we humans can stand all the swishing and swooshing going on in our bodies?
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2013, 05:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Scraper on December 13, 2013, 05:56:25 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on December 13, 2013, 05:52:59 PM

no more than you are a hairless ape.
Ceekay do you find yourself wondering how we humans can stand all the swishing and swooshing going on in our bodies?
not really.  I know there are some who quite enjoy swooshing their swish.
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2013, 06:48:41 PM »

I'd believe the first was just a coincidence but the repeated lines about "can you hear me okay?" give it away.  yeah, damn creepy. 
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