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« on: January 31, 2007, 01:12:38 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 01:32:26 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2007, 01:39:39 AM »

Postal... the comedy!  Just the movie everyone wanted to see!
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2007, 01:54:02 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2007, 02:15:55 AM »

I'm not sure what to think, but I gotta say that "Getting banned from a theater near you" is a great tagline.  icon_lol
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2007, 03:07:34 AM »

That looks like such a terrible, cheaply made, poorly acted movie that it just might find itself a cult audience.  But not me.
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2007, 06:31:26 AM »

I'm just happy that he's owning up to being a comedy director. He came to terms with the brutal truth. He's out of the closet and embracing his idiocy.
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2007, 08:37:30 PM »

I've generally been a fan of Uwe's movies, but assuming that trailer is real (yeah it was that bad) then this would be the first Boll movie that I'm not interested in.
Definitely looking forward to the Dungeon Siege movie (which has been done for a while now) though.
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2007, 08:48:43 PM »

"My movies are financed by Nazi gold"  =  best part of the trailer.
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2007, 08:53:58 PM »

It looks so stupid it may actually be funny.  Boll should stick to this route of filmmaking - he may fare better.
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2007, 10:13:30 PM »

Poor Dave Foley. To think, he had a good attitude toward menstration!
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2007, 12:43:02 AM »

I hate to say this but that is the first Boll movie that actually looked good- as in funny stupid lame dumbfun good...not good as in a "good" movie but I did catch myself chuckling a bit.
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2007, 03:43:17 AM »

Quote from: corruptrelic on January 31, 2007, 08:37:30 PM

I've generally been a fan of Uwe's movies, but assuming that trailer is real (yeah it was that bad) then this would be the first Boll movie that I'm not interested in.
Definitely looking forward to the Dungeon Siege movie (which has been done for a while now) though.

Oh, I sure hope you have low expectations for your movies.  What little I've seen of Dungeon Siege looked quite bad. 
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2007, 06:07:36 AM »

Quote from: corruptrelic on January 31, 2007, 08:37:30 PM

Definitely looking forward to the Dungeon Siege movie (which has been done for a while now) though.

In the industry, we refer to this kind of thing as "straight to video".
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 12:55:41 PM »

Are you sure you're not just saying that because you have an automatic bias against Uwe Boll? I've got a feeling Dungeon Siege will still hit theaters, though it's my understanding they were having a hard time finding a publisher for it.

I've exchanged probably a few dozen emails with Uwe and believe me this guy isn't the bad guy a lot of people (many of whom haven't even seen any of his movies) make him out to be.
Long before Bloodrayne ever hit theaters, they had a "Submit suggestions for movie" on the official webpage. I sent in a suggestion for a duel between Rayne and Katarin to the death and to my shock when I saw it in the theaters, it happened more or less.

Biggest thing IMO is, if Uwe wasn't making movies based off of games - NO ONE ELSE would be. It's not like he's taking a big name like Halo and making it, but he's taking smaller games that otherwise would have never seen a movie release and giving something back to the fans. You don't have to watch it if you don't want.. which is why I'll never get all the Uwe bashing around the net.
I'm hoping that Dungeon Siege might change a few minds about him as it has received some positive feedback, even from his critics.
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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2007, 03:47:28 PM »

Honestly, I'd rather not have a movie based on a game than to have a shitty one that nobody likes and brings down the name of the franchise. 

As for Dungeon Siege, I don't really care who directed it, as soon as I saw the preview all I could think was "Wow, that looks like crap.  A terrible rip off of the LOTR movies that will probably be only as good as Dungeons & Dragons" (which is another movie that should never have been made). 
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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2007, 04:10:11 PM »

Quote from: corruptrelic on February 01, 2007, 12:55:41 PM

Long before Bloodrayne ever hit theaters, they had a "Submit suggestions for movie" on the official webpage. I sent in a suggestion for a duel between Rayne and Katarin to the death and to my shock when I saw it in the theaters, it happened more or less.

In the industry, we refer to this kind of thing as "fishing for ideas".
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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2007, 04:20:25 PM »

I had some hope for a Dungeon Siege movie until I saw the trailer.  I saw Burt Reynolds as the king, then I saw ninjas swinging on jungle vines, then I saw a white light and almost went towards as the trailer sucked so bad I was clinically dead for a moment  slywink
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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2007, 04:52:49 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on February 01, 2007, 04:20:25 PM

I had some hope for a Dungeon Siege movie until I saw the trailer.  I saw Burt Reynolds as the king, then I saw ninjas swinging on jungle vines, then I saw a white light and almost went towards as the trailer sucked so bad I was clinically dead for a moment  slywink

Want  see it again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8jR_5NiZUs&eurl=

Looks absolutely awful.  And given that this trailer was posted a year and a half ago, I suspect the production company knows it.
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2008, 07:30:10 PM »

Could it be so bad its.... bad?
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« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2008, 07:33:55 PM »

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Wow.  I feel dumber for watching that.  Thanks, CK!
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« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2008, 02:35:14 AM »

Oh God, Dave Foley what have they done to you!?!  It's enough to break my heart.

I sat through Battlefield Earth for the comedy value, I rented Bloodrayne because I have an unhealthy fixation on Kristanna Loken, but even I can't imagine what kind of person would willingly sit through THAT.  It was like watching all your childhood dreams being raped by Satan...

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« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2008, 03:40:46 AM »

I can proudly saw Ive never watched a Uwe Boll movie.
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« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2008, 07:10:19 AM »

Who's seen Uwe's Dungeon Siege?

Was one hell of a movie!  icon_biggrin
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« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2008, 07:25:35 AM »

Quote from: Daehawk on April 30, 2008, 03:40:46 AM

I can proudly saw Ive never watched a Uwe Boll movie.

I am proud to say the same.
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« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2008, 12:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Raven VII on April 30, 2008, 07:25:35 AM

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I can proudly saw Ive never watched a Uwe Boll movie.

I am proud to say the same.

Did he do the Resident Evil movies?  I enjoyed the first couple of those alright.  Other than that I don't think I've seen any of his movies.  I'll just repost what I posted the last trailer.



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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2008, 01:07:24 PM »

Quote from: Austin on April 30, 2008, 12:27:37 PM

Quote from: Raven VII on April 30, 2008, 07:25:35 AM

Quote from: Daehawk on April 30, 2008, 03:40:46 AM

I can proudly saw Ive never watched a Uwe Boll movie.

I am proud to say the same.

Did he do the Resident Evil movies?  I enjoyed the first couple of those alright.
Nope.  Those were by a marginally more talented director.  But not by much.
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« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2008, 02:34:10 PM »

Quote from: Raven VII on April 30, 2008, 07:25:35 AM

Quote from: Daehawk on April 30, 2008, 03:40:46 AM

I can proudly saw Ive never watched a Uwe Boll movie.

I am proud to say the same.

I recently subjected myself to the Dungeon Siege movie, but that was more in hope of Jason Statham somehow being able to make it interesting.   My hopes were crushed, but I did find out that Claire Forlani can still look hot even as a dirty farmers wife.
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« Reply #28 on: April 30, 2008, 02:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Raven VII on April 30, 2008, 07:25:35 AM

Quote from: Daehawk on April 30, 2008, 03:40:46 AM

I can proudly saw Ive never watched a Uwe Boll movie.

I am proud to say the same.

+1.  He could have nothing but Oscar winning actors in a movie and I still wouldn't watch it.
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« Reply #29 on: April 30, 2008, 04:58:35 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on April 30, 2008, 02:34:10 PM

but I did find out that Claire Forlani can still look hot even as a dirty farmers wife.

The key word is bolded above.  Oh, you didn't mean that kind of dirty.
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