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« on: August 16, 2008, 08:35:41 AM »

Ok... I get home from work around 2am,  maybe 2:30.  Had a 12 hour day, made about 200 bucks, so not a bad shift, just not a great one.  Got to work still kinda lit from the previous night, got my hangover around 5pm.  It was not helped by the Caribbean band playing who not once, contrary to how much I asked, played "Under the sea."  Which may have been the only reason for living at the time.

Anyways...

So I get home and pass right out, to be woken up not 2 hours later by the people upstairs playing some ungodly bad bass heavy music.  4:30, I cant get back to sleep because these rat bastards still have it going, either the same song, or something very similar.  As such I am now quite awake and plotting revenge.  And since there are days I don't get out of the bar until like 6am, it wont be very hard for payback.  But I don't want to bother the people below me.

Any ideas for acceptable forms of revenge?  It's about the only thing keeping me from knocking on the door with a baseball bat and a smile at the moment... lol.
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM »

Call the cops.
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 02:09:52 PM »

Wait until they are asleep and then set fire to your apartment.

Bonus points for barring their door from the outside.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2008, 06:32:56 PM »

wake up nice and early and then start blasting yours.  alternatively, find out their names and file a change of address form via mail with a new address sending their mail to Alaska.
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2008, 06:54:04 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on August 16, 2008, 06:32:56 PM

wake up nice and early and then start blasting yours.  alternatively, find out their names and file a change of address form via mail with a new address sending their mail to Alaska.

Now thats brilliant...  Except for the fact I'm sure it would somehow be traced back to me.

And here I was just debating gluing their door shut....
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2008, 07:12:25 PM »

Light a paper bag full of dog poo on fire in front of their door. Ring the doorbell. Watch as hilarity ensues.
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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2008, 08:04:19 PM »

Right before they come home from work, smear crazy glue all over their front doorknob.
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2008, 11:12:46 PM »

Quote from: Daehawk on August 16, 2008, 08:04:19 PM

Right before they come home from work, smear crazy glue all over their front doorknob.

DING! DING! DING!  Winner!
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« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2008, 12:50:27 AM »

Nah.  Vaseline.  More annoyance than causing physical harm.  If you're going to superglue ANYTHING, make it the lock, not the doorknob.
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« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2008, 01:31:01 AM »

1.  Find picture of attractive but anonymous woman on internet.
2.  Steal picture.
3.  Post picture on Craigslist advertisement.  "My name is Honey.  My fantasy is getting pictures of the penises of men I don't know.  I love them.  They make me hot.  If you send me a picture of your package, I'll send you a picture of something you'll like."
4.  Put the noisy neighbor's address as Honey's address.
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« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM »

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2008, 01:39:10 AM »

Quote from: Destructor on August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.

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« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2008, 01:43:23 AM »

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 01:39:10 AM

Quote from: Destructor on August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.

+1

call the clown cops!
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2008, 01:50:14 AM »

If it were still the Dayz of Dialup Intrawebz, I'd say post their Phone Number as a Hot Sex Free Pix Site...

...we did that years back and the attack dialing of the 2400 Baud Invasion was awe-inspiring.

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« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2008, 07:18:22 AM »

Quote from: CeeKay on August 17, 2008, 01:43:23 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 01:39:10 AM

Quote from: Destructor on August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.

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call the clown cops!

Hey Ceekay....Semaj needs you at his place.
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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2008, 08:11:15 AM »

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 07:18:22 AM

Quote from: CeeKay on August 17, 2008, 01:43:23 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 01:39:10 AM

Quote from: Destructor on August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.

+1

call the clown cops!

Hey Ceekay....Semaj needs you at his place.

Did you just tell ceekay I need a booty call?
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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2008, 04:44:31 PM »

Quote from: Semaj on August 17, 2008, 08:11:15 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 07:18:22 AM

Quote from: CeeKay on August 17, 2008, 01:43:23 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 01:39:10 AM

Quote from: Destructor on August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.

+1

call the clown cops!

Hey Ceekay....Semaj needs you at his place.

Did you just tell ceekay I need a booty call?

Sorry to steal your thunder, I suppose you wanted to call him yourself?  ninja
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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2008, 06:26:55 PM »

Quote from: Semaj on August 17, 2008, 08:11:15 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 07:18:22 AM

Quote from: CeeKay on August 17, 2008, 01:43:23 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 01:39:10 AM

Quote from: Destructor on August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.

+1

call the clown cops!

Hey Ceekay....Semaj needs you at his place.

Did you just tell ceekay I need a booty call?

No....he is the clown cops.....well a clown atleast....jokes are never funny if you have to explain them....so...I FAIL!!!
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2008, 06:34:55 PM »

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 06:26:55 PM

Quote from: Semaj on August 17, 2008, 08:11:15 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 07:18:22 AM

Quote from: CeeKay on August 17, 2008, 01:43:23 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 01:39:10 AM

Quote from: Destructor on August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.

+1

call the clown cops!

Hey Ceekay....Semaj needs you at his place.

Did you just tell ceekay I need a booty call?

No....he is the clown cops.....well a clown atleast....jokes are never funny if you have to explain them....so...I FAIL!!!

my work here is done.
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2008, 07:27:22 AM »

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 06:26:55 PM

Quote from: Semaj on August 17, 2008, 08:11:15 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 07:18:22 AM

Quote from: CeeKay on August 17, 2008, 01:43:23 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 17, 2008, 01:39:10 AM

Quote from: Destructor on August 17, 2008, 01:34:08 AM

Quote from: Purge on August 16, 2008, 08:43:48 AM

Call the cops.

While the other options are funnier, I'd go with this one.

+1

call the clown cops!

Hey Ceekay....Semaj needs you at his place.

Did you just tell ceekay I need a booty call?

No....he is the clown cops.....well a clown atleast....jokes are never funny if you have to explain them....so...I FAIL!!!

See what I did there?

Now if only I could bring this sort of pain and confusion to those who keep me awake some night and I'd be golden.

And FTR no point in calling the cops if you are certain they'll have stopped by the time the cops get there.
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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2008, 07:34:20 AM »

call your landlord.  I know the place I live has a three strike policy where they will evict people like this after the third complaint.
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« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2008, 09:16:03 AM »

Quote from: papasmurff on August 18, 2008, 07:34:20 AM

call your landlord.  I know the place I live has a three strike policy where they will evict people like this after the third complaint.

or ask them to turn it down like normal people do ? smile
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« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2008, 10:01:30 PM »

Piss in a rectangular bucket for a week then lean it against their door before they go to work.  Eat aparagus every day for added payback.
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2008, 11:49:28 PM »

Quote from: Pong on August 18, 2008, 09:16:03 AM

Quote from: papasmurff on August 18, 2008, 07:34:20 AM

call your landlord.  I know the place I live has a three strike policy where they will evict people like this after the third complaint.

or ask them to turn it down like normal people do ? smile

sorry, if they don't have the common sense to realize that LOUD MUSIC is not acceptable at 4:30 IN THE MORNING then they do not deserve the common courtesy of being given a chance to do it on their own.

I'm kinda going through the same thing myself, but I'm waiting to call the cops until the next time they blast the music while having their windows wide open so the area wreaks of pot smoke.
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« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2008, 05:36:51 AM »

Penny their door when they leave for a period.  Even better, do it once at eye level and again at the bottom. 
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« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2008, 05:48:36 AM »

Quote from: Isgrimnur on August 20, 2008, 05:36:51 AM

Penny their door when they leave for a period.  Even better, do it once at eye level and again at the bottom. 

Don't they have to be inside the apartment to do that?
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« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2008, 06:05:45 AM »

Speaking as someone who was outside at the time, no.  If jammed sufficiently well with no access to tools, being outside is just as effective.  Now imagine if they're coming home drunk to this...
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