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« on: December 02, 2004, 03:23:56 PM »

During my weekly LOST viewing, I saw an ad for this year's Barbara Wa-Wa special on 2004's Most Fascinating People. After seeing Paris Hilton on it, I'd rename it to "2004's Most Unlikely to Surrender the Spotlight." How the hell does this no-talent celebutant skank get more press than real newsmakers throughout the year? I know Michael Moore is also on the program, ditto Mel Gibson, but I'm curious who the other 7 are. I would think Michael Powell would need to be on there, if only to get his from-the-horse's-mouth discussion on Janet Jackson and the roll of the FCC. How about Dan Rather talking forged documents and how he thinks broadcast news will play a part in the next 20 years?

But we must focus instead on Paris Hilton.... for no better reason than she's Paris Hilton, who never met a camera she didn't stare at like a deer in the headlights. Sadly for her boy-toys, this includes during sex as we all know and laughed at. biggrin
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2004, 03:55:40 PM »

I concur.

Paris Hilton has no redeeming anything about her except money.  I don't think she's attractive, she's an idiot and a lousy actress.

She is definately not facisnating.
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2004, 04:50:45 PM »

Well...it is kinda fascinating how someone with no discernible talent besides spending money can stay in the spotlight as much as Paris Hilton has. Especially when she looks as skanky as she does Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2004, 05:04:56 PM »

She has the same appeal of driving by a car accident. You don't want to look, but something compels you to do it.

I just saw a picture of in her in one of my wife's magazines. She was wearing a T-shirt with "THATS HOT" on the front and "YOUR NOT" on the back. She probably did the proofreading herself.
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2004, 05:50:59 PM »

South Park had an instant classic last night with her.  Anyone for a 'Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset'?
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2004, 05:51:58 PM »

Anyone catch the new South Park last night?  She came to town to open a new one of her chain stores:  Stupid Spoiled Whore.  Her little dog commits suicide so she decides she wants to buy Butters for a new plaything.  All the little girls in town are shopping at the store except Wendy.  They even have a Supid Spoiled Whore Video Playset that allows the girlst to make home movies and upload them to the internet.  And the whore-off at the end pitting her against Mr. Slave (Mr. Garrison's sex slave) was foul, repulsive and hilarious.  smile

Whoa, simulposted, dmd.
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2004, 06:06:52 PM »

I saw that commercial..i remember Barbara asking her something like "Are you really that ditzy and ignorant or is it all an act?" HAHAHA get her Barb! I hate Paris Hilton.You'd think someone that rich could afford to make herself at least cute.
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2004, 06:42:39 PM »

Paris Hilton is without question my favorite celebutant no-talent skank.

That's hot.
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2004, 07:30:46 PM »

I'm fascinated in Paris Hilton from the standpoint of her not wanting to turn on the lights for her home porno movies. Why not turn on the lights?

Does she prefer nightvision green in her porno's?  :lol:
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2004, 07:35:49 PM »

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I saw that commercial..i remember Barbara asking her something like "Are you really that ditzy and ignorant or is it all an act?" HAHAHA get her Barb!

i caught that in the commercial...and oddly enough i'm curious to hear her answer.  i totally agree that she's a spoiled no-talent skank who has had way more than her 15 minutes in the spotlight.  

as for South Park last night...i missed the episode, but the local rock radio station played the 'Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset ' commercial this morning...pretty damn funny.  i just wish i had seen the show...
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2004, 07:37:47 PM »

I won't watch anything with Paris in it.  She is a skank and nothing more.  I could care less if she has money, there are a lot of girls alot hotter than she is.  Just cause she sucks a mean dick doesn't mean anything.
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2004, 08:23:45 PM »

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I saw that commercial..i remember Barbara asking her something like "Are you really that ditzy and ignorant or is it all an act?" HAHAHA get her Barb!

i caught that in the commercial...and oddly enough i'm curious to hear her answer.  i totally agree that she's a spoiled no-talent skank who has had way more than her 15 minutes in the spotlight.  

as for South Park last night...i missed the episode, but the local rock radio station played the 'Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset ' commercial this morning...pretty damn funny.  i just wish i had seen the show...


Its out on bit torrent sites etc., damn funny episode. One of their best this season.
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2004, 08:34:43 PM »

She's probably only fascinating in the aspect that a doctor would have a field day studing what diseases reside between her legs.   :twisted:
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2004, 08:41:55 PM »

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I won't watch anything with Paris in it.  She is a skank and nothing more.  I could care less if she has money, there are a lot of girls alot hotter than she is.  Just cause she sucks a mean dick doesn't mean anything.


Meh, she doesn't even swallow slywink
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2004, 09:46:34 PM »

Yech.  Average looking girl with a fucked-up eye, a bad dye job, and no brain.  Proof that anything in this country is up for sale, even fame.
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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2004, 09:53:16 PM »

/puts Napoleon up for sale
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2004, 12:15:30 AM »

Damn, you guys are tough!

She's nothing special, for sure...

but I wouldn't turn it down!  :shock:
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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2004, 01:34:50 AM »

The sooner we all stop talking about P. Hilton, the better.

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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2004, 04:18:36 AM »

that south park episode was great.  laughed my ass off the whole damn time.  one of the top episodes of this season.  

as for the whore of the hour, would you really want to hit it?  one, you'd be in the next internet video, and two, you'd get a visit from dr v.d.  what that skank is doing to her family name is just tragic[/b]
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« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2004, 04:48:41 PM »

How is there a paris Hilton thread and no picture?  Uggghhhh.
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2004, 05:00:36 PM »

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How is there a paris Hilton thread and no picture?  Uggghhhh.


Re-read my first post and then you'll understand exactly how this is a Paris Hilton thread with no pictures. biggrin
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« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2004, 12:37:13 AM »

I don't have any problems with Paris, infact I love how she's always flaunting how good she looks and her plush lifestyle. The only thing that bugs me is it seems like her facial expression never changes, its like watching a robot.
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« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2004, 01:25:30 AM »

Its fascinating that someone thinks shes fascinating.
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« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2004, 01:45:21 AM »



My favorite  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2004, 03:04:26 AM »

How bad can she be?  Oh wait.

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« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2004, 03:37:09 AM »

That's hot

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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2004, 07:15:37 AM »

The first Season of "The Simple Life" is in the $6.88 bin at Wal-Mart.  Nobody is touching them.  Give me a little hope for civilization to see that.
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2004, 07:48:32 AM »

Oh dear lord, I just saw that South Park episode.  It's hilarious, and also self-referential.  Remember the hamster?  LOL.
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2004, 09:09:13 AM »

Lemmiwinks.

The episode (and others) can be had at http://mrtwig.net

Matt and Trey have publicly condoned filesharing of SP, and its the only show hosted at that site.  So I hope this can be seen as a public service and not a CoC violation.  ninja
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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2004, 06:55:28 PM »

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She has the same appeal of driving by a car accident. You don't want to look, but something compels you to do it.


actually, if you wanted a truly accurate analogy, it would be driving by a car accident, stopping, getting into the car in question, driving around for a while, filming yourself in the car, releasing that video on the 'net,  then ditching the car in front of a bar...where it promptly ran into another car, thereby repeating the cycle.


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« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2004, 07:01:47 AM »

Oh, man, I have to gouge out my eyes now ...  I saw the video ...

MOMMY! When will the hurting stop ....
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