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Question: What do you think about to delay orgasm?
math problems - 1 (5.6%)
hepcat washing/wearing his Lederhosen - 5 (27.8%)
baseball - 3 (16.7%)
your mother in law - 1 (5.6%)
other - 8 (44.4%)
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« on: July 19, 2013, 05:55:30 PM »

I'm all about the prime numbers.  ninja
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2013, 05:58:36 PM »

where's the 'Got married' and 'got her pregnant' options  ninja2
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2013, 06:03:22 PM »

I can do both of those things you ascribe to me at the same time you know...
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2013, 06:45:59 PM »

zombie apocalypse
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2013, 07:04:30 PM »

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
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La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!


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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2013, 07:30:43 PM »

clowns.
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2013, 07:32:47 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on July 19, 2013, 06:03:22 PM

I can do both of those things you ascribe to me at the same time you know...

The goal is to delay, not prevent orgasm.
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2013, 12:58:05 AM »

where is the Delay? option?
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2013, 03:33:59 AM »

A friend of mine said he used to think of baseball and then found himself getting horny when watching baseball.
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2013, 02:48:10 PM »

R&P arguments at OO.
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2013, 11:19:19 PM »

I've been having the opposite problem.  Last night, an hour and a half of sex (not continuous, I had to take a break a couple times) and I couldn't cross the finish line. Tried again this morning and 45 minutes of really exciting, ball-slappingly sweaty sex (it was really hot in the kitchen) and I still couldn't reach orgasm.

The wife does like the extended play and attention but after banging on the bottom of her kidneys for over an hour even she starts to get frustrated.

This isn't always a problem but it occurs often enough (say once or twice a month with us having sex an average two-three times a week) that it has me concerned.

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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2013, 11:21:29 PM »

well damn, I think I just found a replacement for clowns biggrin
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2013, 04:31:41 AM »

My wife.
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« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2013, 11:48:24 AM »

Quote from: Ironrod on July 21, 2013, 04:31:41 AM

My wife.

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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2013, 02:24:03 PM »

Quote from: ATB on July 22, 2013, 11:48:24 AM

Quote from: Ironrod on July 21, 2013, 04:31:41 AM

My wife.



that made me laugh. Well played ATB.
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« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2013, 03:23:31 PM »

thread over.  thanks for playing everyone!
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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2013, 07:11:28 PM »

Quote from: TK-421 on July 20, 2013, 11:19:19 PM

I've been having the opposite problem.  Last night, an hour and a half of sex (not continuous, I had to take a break a couple times) and I couldn't cross the finish line. Tried again this morning and 45 minutes of really exciting, ball-slappingly sweaty sex (it was really hot in the kitchen) and I still couldn't reach orgasm.

The wife does like the extended play and attention but after banging on the bottom of her kidneys for over an hour even she starts to get frustrated.

This isn't always a problem but it occurs often enough (say once or twice a month with us having sex an average two-three times a week) that it has me concerned.

Also, is two-three meaning two-to-three, or two-three as in 23? Cuz frankly, that might just be chafing.



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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2013, 07:52:13 PM »

Quote from: TK-421 on July 20, 2013, 11:19:19 PM

I've been having the opposite problem.  Last night, an hour and a half of sex (not continuous, I had to take a break a couple times) and I couldn't cross the finish line. Tried again this morning and 45 minutes of really exciting, ball-slappingly sweaty sex (it was really hot in the kitchen) and I still couldn't reach orgasm.

The wife does like the extended play and attention but after banging on the bottom of her kidneys for over an hour even she starts to get frustrated.

This isn't always a problem but it occurs often enough (say once or twice a month with us having sex an average two-three times a week) that it has me concerned.


Almost envious. There is no way I'd be able to bang on the bottom on anyone's kidney's for that long. When sex becomes ball-slappingly vigorious that means the game is probably in the bottom of the ninth, so to speak.
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« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2013, 07:58:28 PM »

Quote from: JayDee on July 23, 2013, 07:52:13 PM

Quote from: TK-421 on July 20, 2013, 11:19:19 PM

I've been having the opposite problem.  Last night, an hour and a half of sex (not continuous, I had to take a break a couple times) and I couldn't cross the finish line. Tried again this morning and 45 minutes of really exciting, ball-slappingly sweaty sex (it was really hot in the kitchen) and I still couldn't reach orgasm.

The wife does like the extended play and attention but after banging on the bottom of her kidneys for over an hour even she starts to get frustrated.

This isn't always a problem but it occurs often enough (say once or twice a month with us having sex an average two-three times a week) that it has me concerned.




Almost envious. There is no way I'd be able to bang on the bottom on anyone's kidney's for that long. When sex becomes ball-slappingly vigorious that means the game is probably in the bottom of the ninth, so to speak.


To be fair, Tk's 'wife' is a dakimakura.
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2013, 08:31:26 PM »

I had to look up what that is.

Also, fuck you. 


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