I enjoy reading the Order of the Stick webcomic and it doesn't bother me if there's new comics once a day, once a month or whenever. But reading today's front page commentary by Rich:
In other news, I slipped on a patch of too-early-in-the-season-for-me-to-have-expected-it ice two days ago and whacked the everloving crap out of my right elbow; it's a lovely shade of purple. I'll be fine, but I probably won't try to draw a comic for a day or two more.
I suddenly realized that the guy is a walking ailment magnet. I have never seen someone so shit-all predisposed to every kind of accident/illness/malaise than him. I fully expect to read one day about how he was out driving his car when suddenly a rabid mongoose flew in through his driver's window and bit off one of his testicles, then escaped with his nutty trophy out the passenger window.