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« on: September 24, 2007, 05:15:00 PM »

A non sequitur (IPA: /nɑn 'sɛkwɪtə(ɹ)/) is a conversational and literary device, often used for comical purposes (as opposed to its use in formal logic). It is a comment which, due to its lack of meaning relative to the comment it follows, is absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing. Its use can be deliberate or unintentional. Literally, it is Latin for "it does not follow." In other literature, a non sequitur can denote an abrupt, illogical, unexpected or absurd turn of plot or dialogue not normally associated with or appropriate to that preceding it.

Non sequiturs often appear to be disconnected or random comments, or random changes in subject, especially socially inappropriate ones. When non sequiturs are used frequently for comic effect this can be called "absurd humor".

The non sequitur can be understood as the converse of cliché. Traditional comedy and drama can depend on the ritualization and predictability of human emotional experiences, where the theatre of the absurd uses disjunction and unpredictability.

...so I says to the guy, forget the funnel. I'll just take the 3 boxes of Ex-Lax, a sack of beets and that Elmo colouring book.
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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2007, 05:28:07 PM »

We'll need that fixed by Wednesday if we're going to hit RC in time for the six-week stabilization period before ship.
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2007, 05:36:18 PM »

Ham & eggs makes hamster happy but left on the back stoop yesterday.
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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2007, 05:51:50 PM »

If Nader wins the presidency then the ostriches shall open a kwik mart.
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« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2007, 05:54:56 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2007, 05:58:20 PM »

Welcome to my party.  Let's get Astromantic!
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« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2007, 06:01:07 PM »

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Welcome to my party.  Let's get Astromantic!

I never pegged you as the anal type but more like the Jello Pudding pop in the ear sort of musician.
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« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2007, 06:55:14 PM »



...so I says to the guy, forget the funnel. I'll just take the 3 boxes of Ex-Lax, a sack of beets and that Elmo colouring book.

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Emo coloring book?  (you spelled coloring wrong, btw)  Isn't that just black crayons?
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« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2007, 08:10:20 PM »

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...so I says to the guy, forget the funnel. I'll just take the 3 boxes of Ex-Lax, a sack of beets and that Elmo colouring book.


Emo coloring book?  (you spelled coloring wrong, btw)  Isn't that just black crayons?

no, it's every shade between black and grey in a 32 bit color scale.
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2007, 08:52:56 PM »

My poo is green because I ate too many Froot Loops.
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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2007, 12:27:04 AM »

Four, tres, two, uno


Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious


Purgalicious definition make them boys go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't squeeze me.
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Boys just come and go like seasons.


Purgalicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock.
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)


So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Purgalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)


Purgalicious def-,
Purgalicious def-,
Purgalicious def-
Purgalicious definition make them boys go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey, Stacy),
I'm the P to the U, R, G, the E,
And can't no other lady put it down like me.


I'm Purgalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' boy on rock, rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)


So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Purgalicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)


Baby, baby, baby,
If you really want me,
Honey get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with lacey.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.


T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Purgie


All the time I turn around brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my (uuhh)
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your man.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
'Cause they say she...


Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay vicious,
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness,
He's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' boy on rock, rock,
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)


So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Purgalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Purgalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)


T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty
T to the A, to the S T E Y - girl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the
D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2007, 02:04:47 AM »

If Mohammad won't go to the mountain, then Krishna gets no free lunch.

I mean really, who'd a thunk it?
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2007, 02:27:50 AM »

I could go for a pulled pork BBQ sandwich right now.
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2007, 01:36:26 AM »

Good old CeeKay.

Always a bridesmaid, never a Studebaker.
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2007, 02:34:58 AM »

They're both made out of rubber. Except for the shark.
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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2013, 08:23:05 PM »

Quote from: Caine on September 24, 2007, 08:10:20 PM

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on September 24, 2007, 06:55:14 PM


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...so I says to the guy, forget the funnel. I'll just take the 3 boxes of Ex-Lax, a sack of beets and that Elmo colouring book.


Emo coloring book?  (you spelled coloring wrong, btw)  Isn't that just black crayons?

no, it's every shade between black and grey in a 32 bit color scale.

so it would be the 50 Shades of Grey for Kids coloring book?
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« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2013, 12:54:03 AM »

So this man sat by the river until the corpse of a joke floated by.
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« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2013, 06:00:29 AM »

Rutabaga.
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« Reply #18 on: July 03, 2013, 02:21:03 PM »

I'm writing a non-sequitur!
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« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2013, 02:32:36 PM »

...do you walk to work or pack a lunch, because it can't be a canoe if it doesn't have doors.
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« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2013, 02:34:37 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on September 24, 2007, 06:55:14 PM



...so I says to the guy, forget the funnel. I'll just take the 3 boxes of Ex-Lax, a sack of beets and that Elmo colouring book.


Emo coloring book?  (you spelled coloring wrong, btw)  Isn't that just black crayons?
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In Canada, where Moose roam the streets waiting for buses, we spell colouring, colouring.
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« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2013, 03:02:57 PM »

I'd like to buy a knife.  The pointy ones are my favorite.
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« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2013, 03:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Arclight on July 03, 2013, 02:34:37 PM

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on September 24, 2007, 06:55:14 PM



...so I says to the guy, forget the funnel. I'll just take the 3 boxes of Ex-Lax, a sack of beets and that Elmo colouring book.


Emo coloring book?  (you spelled coloring wrong, btw)  Isn't that just black crayons?

In Canada, where Moose roam the streets waiting for buses, we spell colouring, colouring.
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Where the hell is my bous?
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« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2013, 02:59:54 AM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on July 03, 2013, 03:34:29 PM

Quote from: Arclight on July 03, 2013, 02:34:37 PM

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on September 24, 2007, 06:55:14 PM



...so I says to the guy, forget the funnel. I'll just take the 3 boxes of Ex-Lax, a sack of beets and that Elmo colouring book.


Emo coloring book?  (you spelled coloring wrong, btw)  Isn't that just black crayons?

In Canada, where Moose roam the streets waiting for buses, we spell colouring, colouring.

Where the hell is my bous?
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