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« on: August 13, 2006, 05:16:24 AM »

Ron heard a strange noise coming from his basement and decided to investigate.. going down the stairs to his horror, he saw
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2006, 06:26:27 AM »

Quote from: corruptrelic on August 13, 2006, 05:16:24 AM

Ron heard a strange noise coming from his basement and decided to investigate.. going down the stairs to his horror, he saw

...hookers!  Zombie hookers!  Certainly an odd sight, so far from the mall.  Pulling out his...
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2006, 06:28:51 AM »

...360 controller, he tried to turn them against one another but to no avail.  They couldn't be dissuaded from their mission, which was to eat Ron's...
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2006, 06:51:03 AM »

power supply, as they lacked any energy of their own.  After devouring the PSU, they began turning into.....
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2006, 06:56:02 AM »

Whiteboyskim!  Yes that Terror of Terrors!  He looked up from his pile of favoritie DVD's (conspicuously absent was Serenity) and said...
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« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2006, 03:06:50 PM »

"Where's my porno? Which one of you MFS stole my porno?" With that he took out his curved sword and..............
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« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2006, 03:32:46 PM »

found it was incredibly poor for slashing so he called for help and bursting through the door was....
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« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2006, 03:43:48 PM »

Frogs Honey, armed to the teeth and righteously pissed off at...
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« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2006, 05:35:14 PM »

Soulchilde, who still failed to use the 'Spellcheck' button.  There was a spalshing sound, and suddenly....
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« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2006, 09:19:26 PM »

...Ron, Frog's Honey, and the WBSs all passed out!  The only person left standing was TML, dressed to the nines and holding a half-empty bottle of cologne.

"My date...
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« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2006, 09:43:32 PM »

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...Ron, Frog's Honey, and the WBSs all passed out!  The only person left standing was TML, dressed to the nines and holding a half-empty bottle of cologne.

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is never gonna know what "hit" her. Now where did I put that alcohol so I can get her drunk and....
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« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2006, 10:59:02 PM »

stare into her man eyes."  Taking a swig from a bottle of....
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2006, 11:08:06 PM »

Guinea pig urine he got the nerve to ask her out. She looked at him with one blue and one brown eye and said........
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« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2006, 11:14:25 PM »

"Help me strap this on." Starting to get creeped out, TML helped strap on her...
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« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2006, 11:47:45 PM »

Rocket powered backpack. Once it was on, she looked sternly at TML and pointed to the sky while saying.....
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« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2006, 01:06:26 AM »

"Yoo Hoo...Lookie up here!"  She rushed TML, who blindly fell for the decoy finger point, and gave him a Force 10 ninja kick directly in the...
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« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2006, 02:15:08 AM »

vagina.  Betcha didn't know he had one of those, did ya?  But I digress.... So.....
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« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2006, 02:19:12 AM »

"A needle pulling thread would come in really handy right now," stated Ron, picking himself up off the floor.  "I need to fix my...
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« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2006, 06:41:08 AM »

thong as it's riding up my ass too much. After fixing it, Ron grabbed a nearby shotgun and..
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« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2006, 10:49:09 AM »

fired from the hip at the skanky zombie who was shambling down the steps.
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« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2006, 11:06:31 AM »

As the zombie lurched closer, he saw the kinkajou perched on it's shoulder and realized this was the reanimated corpse of Paris Hilton!  The shotgun blast had missed zombie-Paris, but instead connected with...
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« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2006, 11:38:17 AM »

The reverend Al Sharpton's hair, Al then turned to zombie Paris and launched into a tirade about.....
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« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2006, 12:00:05 PM »

how he loves the Sunday Skin post, but found this last Sunday Skin post to be utterly underwhelming.  After hearing this the skanky zombie Paris started...
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« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2006, 01:56:21 PM »

...stripping while launching into a zombie version of the song TML loves so much. Ironically, she actually wound up sounding better in death than she ever did in life. It was at this point that the Reverand's hair couldn't stand the verbal assault of a dead Paris Hilton singing anymore so it...
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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2006, 07:29:17 AM »

was revealed that all these years he was wearing a wig as it rolled off his head, revealing that he was no "reverand" but rather, a Conehead! The Conehead Sharpton turned his attention to Hilton's horrible singing, looked her dead in the eyes, and said..
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« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2006, 08:47:05 AM »

"That sound generating from your infected oral unit is unacceptable!"  The Paris-zombie made a clumsy grab for the Reverend's cone, but he quickly dodged and the zombie fell headfirst into...
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« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2006, 10:44:08 AM »

JELLO!!!  A pool of lime Jello.  Feeling all alone with no one to wrestle she waved to Zombie-Britany Spears join her so that they could...
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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2006, 11:00:44 AM »

eat some jello and then throw it back up so as to not gain weight.  In disgust Frog's Honey woke up and grabbed a chainsaw, starting it up...
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« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2006, 10:07:54 AM »

and began charging Miss Piggy, aka Britney Spears, and Miss Sex Tapes, aka Paris Hilton. With Frog Honey's luck, she slipped on the jello, sending the chainsaw high up into the air. As she tried to get back up to her feet, the chainsaw came clashing down on her, spitting her into two pieces. Like a pack of hungry wolves, Britney and Paris began feasting on the remains of Frog Honey until..
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« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2006, 10:42:02 PM »

...Britney realized she wasn't only dead, she was really stoned.  Empowered by the spirit of Timothy Leary, Frog's Honey sent the two corpses into an LSD fueled bad trip that made their tiny brains implode with a "pop".  Watching all this from the sofa, Ron and WBS looked at each other and said...
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« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2006, 10:44:20 PM »

Oh Snap!!!!  Just then Devil burst through the door and exclaimed...
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« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2006, 11:47:57 PM »

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Oh Snap!!!!  Just then Devil burst through the door and exclaimed...

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« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2006, 01:39:15 AM »

Lockdown came running towards all the commotion.  "Hey devil, I just saw on the news....Nintendo is making money, and they want you...
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« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2006, 03:32:37 AM »

... to announce it to the world. Lockdown did as he was told and the first phone call he receive was from Kate Beckinsale wanting to know where she could buy a DS. Lockdown puffed up his chest and said ...
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« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2006, 03:55:37 AM »

"How did you get my phone number?"
"Devil was nice enough to give it to me", she replied. "He's such a nice guy, he's been telling me a PSP is better than a DS."
Upon hearing this, Lockdown felt his blood begin to boil.  In fact, he was so furious you could actually see his...
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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2006, 03:58:02 AM »

"... ire for the movie Ghostbusters.  It was coursing through his... "
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