Okay here's the deal.
I've got a good friend that I would like to get in better with.
She's been having a hard time with some stuff lately. And so what I would like to be able to do is send her something really funny in her email every day for awhile. Trouble is -- unlike some of you -- I don't have a huge collection of funny stuff to send so I'm asking for help. Can you guys hook a brother up with some really great jokes, pics, video, etc that I could send to her on a daily basis for awhile?
It's gotta be funny to a non-geek though, it can be slightly risque but nothing too off-color as I am trying to make a good impression here remember.
Because (to quote Seinfeld):
George: No, listen; we are always sitting here, I am always helping you with your girl problems and you are helping me with my girl problems. Where do we end up?
George: Exactly! Because neither one of us can't handle a woman all by ourselves.
Jerry: I'm trying.
George: I've tried. We don't have it. But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man.
Jerry: Then each of us would only have be like a half man. That sounds about right!