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« on: June 26, 2008, 06:45:42 PM »

It's really too bad that you just purchased that home Tim, you could have picked up a nice place that is already "furnished"

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=005201aa-6596-4203-b3e9-a666ae138149

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A struggling single parent and real estate agent is trying to sell her house and find a husband.  She's auctioning off both her home and herself in a package deal on eBay and Craigslist.

Read into this what you will...especially when you see the picture in the link above:

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has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile".

Indeed.
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 06:47:36 PM »

has ax murderer written all over her.
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 06:49:10 PM »

I'm pretty sure that's a man...
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 06:49:17 PM »

$500,000 + 50% of your stuff in a couple years!  Good deal!
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 06:50:06 PM »

Quote from: kratz on June 26, 2008, 06:49:10 PM

I'm pretty sure that's a man...

Only one way to be sure.  Anyone care to see if the carpet matches the pillar?   icon_eek
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 06:54:51 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on June 26, 2008, 06:50:06 PM

Quote from: kratz on June 26, 2008, 06:49:10 PM

I'm pretty sure that's a man...

Only one way to be sure.  Anyone care to see if the carpet matches the pillar?   icon_eek

That's not a pillar, that's a MAN BABY!
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 06:55:32 PM »

a better take

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That's just fucked up...
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 07:16:43 PM »

A south Florida real estate agent with a New York accent who has two kids that do not look like they have the same father?  Good luck.
 Roll Eyes

Ehh, I like the deal in California where if you buy a big house they give you a townhouse (nearby) for free better.

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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 07:29:19 PM »

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The bidding on eBay starts at 99 cents with a shipping cost of $500,000.

I would buy it, then demand she ship me the house.
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 08:20:16 PM »

first the aussie selling his life and now this. 


and yet i still cannot buy a baby online.  ??
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2008, 08:22:48 PM »

Does it come with the daughters, aged 14 and 21?
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 08:26:14 PM »

Women in the photo  doesnt look like the woman they interview in the video
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2008, 08:29:08 PM »

She must not be a very good real estate agent if she's resorting to this to sell her house.
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2008, 08:33:39 PM »

I got fitty cents and a mentos....
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2008, 08:56:58 PM »

Quote from: Exodor on June 26, 2008, 08:29:08 PM

She must not be a very good real estate agent if she's resorting to this to sell her house.


She must not be a very good wife if shes resorting to this to sell her self.
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« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2008, 11:31:53 PM »

She must be a fix-it-upper.
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« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2008, 11:51:20 PM »

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2008, 03:27:46 AM »

Quote from: Jimmy the Fish on June 26, 2008, 11:31:53 PM

She must be a fix-it-upper.

more like a money pit.
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2008, 04:42:01 AM »

Quote from: Jimmy the Fish on June 26, 2008, 11:31:53 PM

She must be a fix-it-upper.

Oh, I already think that they tried to salvage this fixer-upper.  Look at the lips and the chest.  Both shout out "fake,"
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2008, 05:09:55 AM »

Why does the ebay add say the highest bid is from "KD from AZ" for $25,000 right now?  I thought you were married!
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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2008, 06:47:25 AM »

Quote from: Sarkus on June 27, 2008, 05:09:55 AM

Why does the ebay add say the highest bid is from "KD from AZ" for $25,000 right now?  I thought you were married!
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Hey, it's a nice house.
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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2008, 01:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Sarkus on June 27, 2008, 05:09:55 AM

Why does the ebay add say the highest bid is from "KD from AZ" for $25,000 right now?  I thought you were married!
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House with a free maid?  I don't see the problem here.  icon_twisted
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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2008, 01:40:00 PM »

It's in Florida; it's nice to see homes that come with a place to park your dolphin.
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« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2008, 02:05:41 PM »

As ridiculous and as funny as it is in a pathetic way, I find this really depressing when I consider that she has a child. Am I the only one here who finds it morally unacceptable that she would invite a completely unknown man to father her child?
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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2008, 04:38:39 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on June 27, 2008, 01:20:29 PM

Quote from: Sarkus on June 27, 2008, 05:09:55 AM

Why does the ebay add say the highest bid is from "KD from AZ" for $25,000 right now?  I thought you were married!
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House with a free maid?  I don't see the problem here.  icon_twisted

don't forget the 2 mini slaves!
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« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2008, 05:46:21 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on June 27, 2008, 04:38:39 PM

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on June 27, 2008, 01:20:29 PM

Quote from: Sarkus on June 27, 2008, 05:09:55 AM

Why does the ebay add say the highest bid is from "KD from AZ" for $25,000 right now?  I thought you were married!
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House with a free maid?  I don't see the problem here.  icon_twisted

don't forget the 2 mini slaves!

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« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2008, 08:21:51 PM »

Christ, have you taken a close look at her daughters? Not Lawn Gnomes, Jackson Clones!

Some of those pics can't be of the same woman, even if she's wearing a girdle.
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« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2008, 08:25:47 PM »

I'm assuming the other ones are from a few years ago.  Plus, something seems off with that video camera
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« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2008, 09:31:04 PM »

The term is "MySpace angles". 

Yea, the daughters look a little pampered and altered.  High maintenance in training...
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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2008, 03:12:10 AM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on June 27, 2008, 09:31:04 PM

The term is "MySpace angles". 

Yea, the daughters look a little pampered and altered.  High maintenance in training...

Seriously.  Have they all gone under the knife?  I can understand the 21 yo, but 14???
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« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2008, 03:49:30 AM »

Ron, if you win I'll take the one with the pink bow in her hair.
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