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« on: April 16, 2014, 04:16:21 PM »

Cyclist punches man in altercation who later sneezes his eyeball out of the socket. 

surprisingly, this did not happen in Florida. 
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 04:53:04 PM »

 My takeaways:
- Drinking near a bike path may result in a cyclist near miss
- Yelling at a cyclist in the midst of exercising might result in getting punched in the eye
- Getting punched in the eye followed by blowing your nose might cause an eyeball to pop out
- Apparently eyeballs can be forced back into an eye cavity by someone who has been drinking
- Forcing your own eyeball back into your head results in needing surgery
- Having surgery to repair damage to an eyeball that has been forced back into an eye socket probably sucks
- Recovering from eye surgery might result in the desire to drink...heavily, near a bike path    
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2014, 01:10:39 AM »

Is this vitreous humor?
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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2014, 01:41:11 AM »

ZING  icon_lol
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2014, 05:34:04 PM »

What the shit?!? Oh no, I just sneezed again!
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2014, 05:40:42 PM »

Quote from: Harpua3 on April 17, 2014, 05:34:04 PM

What the shit?!? Oh no, I just sneezed again!
be careful, or you'll lose an eye
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