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« on: July 17, 2007, 04:43:48 PM »

So I'm at work and I go to open up my Yoplait Light Fat Free Very Vanilla (hey I'm trying to be healthy here!). It has a thick foil top so I try to peel it back but it doesn't want to come off easily.  So I tug harder and all at once it rips off and the momentum sprays vanilla yogurt on my hand and tie.

As I'm cleaning it off I feel... violated.
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« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2007, 04:44:22 PM »

TTIWWP
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« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2007, 05:48:45 PM »

LOL icon_lol I've lost count how many times this has happened to me. I once had vanilla yogurt shoot out of the container and land with a splorch onto my black pants. I usually have a yogurt in the morning, but now i'm very careful not to excite it too much before i open it  icon_biggrin
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« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2007, 05:49:27 PM »

Pwnt.
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« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2007, 05:50:50 PM »

I'm a little curious as to how you "excite" your yogurt. This is the same part of me that rubbernecks car accidents and clicks on "Possibly NSFW" links while at work.
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2007, 05:51:10 PM »

Fae.c-pardon the pun lewlz!
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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2007, 06:30:47 PM »

At least it bought you lunch.
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 07:55:58 PM »

Pop-tarts FTW
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 08:41:18 PM »

Quote from: Purge on July 17, 2007, 05:50:50 PM

I'm a little curious as to how you "excite" your yogurt. This is the same part of me that rubbernecks car accidents and clicks on "Possibly NSFW" links while at work.

Something like this...
Spoiler for Hiden:
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 11:18:03 PM »

Quote from: Jag on July 17, 2007, 08:41:18 PM

Quote from: Purge on July 17, 2007, 05:50:50 PM

I'm a little curious as to how you "excite" your yogurt. This is the same part of me that rubbernecks car accidents and clicks on "Possibly NSFW" links while at work.

Something like this...
Spoiler for Hiden:

Uh.  icon_confused
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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2007, 12:30:47 AM »

Quote from: Jag on July 17, 2007, 08:41:18 PM

Quote from: Purge on July 17, 2007, 05:50:50 PM

I'm a little curious as to how you "excite" your yogurt. This is the same part of me that rubbernecks car accidents and clicks on "Possibly NSFW" links while at work.

Something like this...
Spoiler for Hiden:

looks like the one dame is getting ready for a mouthfull of gooey goodness from the CeeKay Magical Elm Tree  icon_twisted


(at least I didn't mention a fudge shot)
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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 01:49:21 PM »

How can those three NOT be a low-budget adult film? slywink
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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2007, 12:30:28 AM »

For some reason, the title reminded me of that one "unofficial" pop-rocks commercial.
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