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So we got a new kitten yesterday. He's names Whirlwind (or just Whirly) and he's about 7-8 weeks old. Here's the culprit:   When we got him, the person who gave him to us told us that he likes to bite on clothes. Kinda cute right? Well yesterday he was chewing on the folds in my shorts as I was sitting down with him on my lap when all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain in my Johnson. Yep. Bastard bit my junk. I'm still sore today. My wife find this incredibly funny for some reason. I think I'm going to have to teach him to target nipples to give her a taste of the misery I'm experiencing. |
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2005, 05:52:52 PM » |
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Sounds like payback for trapping him in that bag.
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2005, 08:17:30 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2005, 08:45:57 PM » |
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My cat loves to gnaw on me. Usually just my hands so I don't actively discourage it unless it really hurts. If he went after my junk I'd be super pissed!
As for the wife, I was going to say it's her loss. Then I remembered married people apparently don't have sex. :wink:
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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2005, 09:08:15 PM » |
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Told ya you should really find those pants man....
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2005, 10:38:04 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2005, 03:15:52 AM » |
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Probably did it as a defense measure.
So there's obviously some glaring omissions.
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2005, 03:37:33 AM » |
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ow?
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2005, 03:40:25 AM » |
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Ouch! That sounds like it would hurt. I think it's due to the cat being black. I have a theory that all black cats are in a league of their own. They're all nutty. Our family has a black cat and we all think she's schizophrenic. And we used to have another black cat who was just a weirdo.
So black cats = crazy crotch biters (and otherwise)
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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2005, 12:49:56 PM » |
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Why you gotta make it racial?  |
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2005, 05:21:09 PM » |
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Maybe your junk smelled like a nice old stinky piece of tuna?
Think on that for awhile.
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2005, 05:56:52 PM » |
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I hate cats. Just thought I'd share.
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2005, 05:58:56 PM » |
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Is the cat neutered?
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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2005, 06:06:14 PM » |
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Is the cat neutered? ..would be shortly... |
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« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2005, 06:48:47 PM » |
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Is the cat neutered? ..would be shortly... Or ... one more bite and Warning would be neutered. Perhaps you want to think twice before you go get the cat neutered, it might be trying to tell you something...... |
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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2005, 07:44:45 PM » |
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Is the cat neutered? ..would be shortly... Or ... one more bite and Warning would be neutered. Perhaps you want to think twice before you go get the cat neutered, it might be trying to tell you something...... Heh. Hadn't thought of that! Actually he's getting neutered in a couple months. Sooner if need be. Last night I told him "Do it again and I'll cut you myself." |
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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2005, 07:48:16 PM » |
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Well, just wait until you get up at night and without any lights on trip on the cat. He'll love you then. My cat is dark enough where she's tough to see in the dark and I've tripped or stepped on her a few times.
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2005, 03:39:21 AM » |
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Wow, make sure you don't get cat scratch fever down there! :shock:
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