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« on: September 19, 2012, 03:30:12 PM »

I would like to apologize to anyone who thought they had the most beautiful baby in the world, because by any objective measure, Ethan Alexander Evans is now officially on to of the leaderboard.

Cute squeaky noises? We have that. A full head of dark hair? We got it right here.

So, my apologies to all pretenders to the throne. You had your chance.
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2012, 03:58:10 PM »

I'll bet the father is proud too!

(p.s.  all teasing aside, congrats!)
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2012, 04:15:09 PM »

Congrats!
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2012, 04:49:02 PM »

sell it before it reaches the teen years!
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 04:52:43 PM »

I'm pretty sure your baby is just as ugly as you are.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 06:55:59 PM »

Quote from: The Grue on September 19, 2012, 04:52:43 PM

I'm pretty sure your baby is just as ugly as you are.

This reminds me of the ugly baby episode of Seinfeld when no one would tell the couple that their baby was ugly until Kramer finally saw it and almost fell over. Great episode.

Oh and congrats Lee.
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 06:57:10 PM »

Apology not accepted.

However, I begrudgingly offer lukewarm congratulations.
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 07:17:13 PM »

congrats, just keep your sons freakishly big (yet sure to be popular with the ladies) mouth away from my Wii U pad.

and I mean that in a totally non-pedobear way.


shoulda gone with the poop joke......
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 09:49:23 PM »

What poop joke... the one where you thought the only thing Lee could produce is either poop, or a more efficient engine that creates even more poop than he can?

Good choice, that one wasn't as classy.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2012, 10:18:36 PM »

Congratulations.
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2012, 01:10:52 AM »

I like his name....
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2012, 08:38:46 PM »

I also like that name. I have a few similar names in my family.
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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2012, 11:09:07 AM »

Congratz to your lovely wife too!
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2012, 12:30:16 PM »

After all this boasting, I gotta say "Pics or it didn't happen!"
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2012, 01:48:07 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on September 21, 2012, 12:30:16 PM

After all this boasting, I gotta say "Pics or it didn't happen!"

I'm going to bet that the baby looks like a baby. Any takers?
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2012, 04:54:33 PM »

Quote from: Scraper on September 21, 2012, 01:48:07 PM

Quote from: Bullwinkle on September 21, 2012, 12:30:16 PM

After all this boasting, I gotta say "Pics or it didn't happen!"

I'm going to bet that the baby looks like a baby. Any takers?

he could have been talking about the labor process....
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2012, 05:04:32 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on September 21, 2012, 04:54:33 PM

Quote from: Scraper on September 21, 2012, 01:48:07 PM

Quote from: Bullwinkle on September 21, 2012, 12:30:16 PM

After all this boasting, I gotta say "Pics or it didn't happen!"

I'm going to bet that the baby looks like a baby. Any takers?

he could have been talking about the labor process....

He's already posted pictures from the conception in the adult section of this site, so it can't be that.
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2012, 05:52:49 PM »

Here he is. We think he has blue eyes, but we can't quite tell yet. He looks like baby Ezio in this pic.



Quote from: The Grue on September 19, 2012, 04:52:43 PM

I'm pretty sure your baby is just as ugly as you are.

I'm glad he isn't, man. That's the last thing this world needs is TWO of us.

Quote from: Bullwinkle on September 21, 2012, 12:30:16 PM

After all this boasting, I gotta say "Pics or it didn't happen!"

It happened! smile

Quote from: hepcat on September 21, 2012, 05:04:32 PM

He's already posted pictures from the conception in the adult section of this site, so it can't be that.

Trust me, NO ONE wants to see that.
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2012, 05:54:53 PM »

wait...i've seen those eyes somewhere....where did I...

oh yeah...now i remember...



RUN EEL, RUN!
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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2012, 06:06:46 PM »

Lee, I think that "full head of dark hair" you mentioned is a hat.
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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2012, 06:18:48 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on September 21, 2012, 06:06:46 PM

Lee, I think that "full head of dark hair" you mentioned is a hat.

Dang, no wonder Ruth was so uncomfortable during the birth.
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