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« on: December 02, 2008, 05:47:31 PM »

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Here's a sterling example of the hoary old adage about life imitating abject awesomeness. Aside from alpha-male behavior laced with homoerotic overtones, nothing sums up Gears of War's blunt-force attitude like the Lancer. Seriously, is there anything ass-kickier than a wicked machine gun with a friggin' chainsaw strapped on the front? As you can tell from this video that CrunchGear dug up, it's even better in real life. We're not talking about some kind of fancy Nerf gun you'd keep in the bottom drawer of your desk, but an actual AR-15 with a functioning chainsaw blade bolted on the front, undoubtedly by a man whose deep commitment to being an unmitigated bad-ass makes my life look like a 24/7 stuffed-animal tea party.

All I have to say is this:  saywhat eek
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 06:18:36 PM »

There's such a fine line between "Awesome" and "Amputee".   icon_wink
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 06:47:53 PM »

Boo. It's an electric chainsaw. Back to the drawing board.
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 07:05:31 PM »

Quote from: SensuousLettuce on December 02, 2008, 06:47:53 PM

Boo. It's an electric chainsaw. Back to the drawing board.

Well, considering you'd have to keep the gas chainsaw running for it to be any use, the electric is probably a bit more stealthy.
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 07:20:26 PM »

Quote from: Teggy on December 02, 2008, 07:05:31 PM

Quote from: SensuousLettuce on December 02, 2008, 06:47:53 PM

Boo. It's an electric chainsaw. Back to the drawing board.

Well, considering you'd have to keep the gas chainsaw running for it to be any use, the electric is probably a bit more stealthy.

It's a freakin' chainsaw attached to an automatic rifle.  Where were you planning on running your stealth mission with this thing?  The main floor of a Ford plant on a Wednesday afternoon?   icon_biggrin
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 07:44:35 PM »

Also, the pumpkins couldn't fight back Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 08:02:25 PM »

I'd have to say, having a gas tank in my face between me and the enemy sucks all kinds of ass.

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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 08:29:08 PM »

kick.  ass!  EOL



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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 08:40:25 PM »

Course this still doesn’t solve the problem of what happens when you try to fire a gun whose barrel is clogged with human bits....
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2008, 08:48:55 PM »

You'll shoot and/or chainsaw your eye out kid.
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2008, 09:42:42 PM »

Wake me when they come out with a gun that fires chainsaws...
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2008, 10:31:52 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on December 02, 2008, 09:42:42 PM

Wake me when they come out with a gun that fires chainsaws...



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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2008, 01:40:25 AM »

Quote from: TK-421 on December 02, 2008, 10:31:52 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on December 02, 2008, 09:42:42 PM

Wake me when they come out with a gun that fires chainsaws...





well get cracking on it!  make sure to take videos of your testing and post them on youtube  nod
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2008, 03:23:01 AM »

This thread is filled with all kinds of win.

As a significant added bonus, one of these days, perhaps a long while from now, but eventually, circumstances will require it to be revived. Perhaps a cable Breaking News segment, perhaps a 'hey ya'll watch this' home video, perhaps even a Darwin Award, but _someday_...  I await that bumpage with great anticipation.
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 09:39:16 PM »

There's actually a video of this thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ljd_hUxCfI
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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2008, 09:41:43 PM »

Quote from: Teggy on December 05, 2008, 09:39:16 PM

There's actually a video of this thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ljd_hUxCfI

You mean the same one in the OP?

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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2008, 10:04:04 PM »

Quote from: SensuousLettuce on December 05, 2008, 09:41:43 PM

Quote from: Teggy on December 05, 2008, 09:39:16 PM

There's actually a video of this thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ljd_hUxCfI



You mean the same one in the OP?

Someone needs to be a Lancer test subject.

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