UPS driver came back around this afternoon. iPhone 5 is in hand, restoring everything now.
How'd the device look? I went to the store to pick one up and it was damaged. There were no more retail boxes so I cancelled my order.
Looked fine, nothing wrong that I could see.
Not quite as excited this time around, as this one doesn't really have anything groundbreaking that I didn't already have before. And since all my iGaming has moved to the iPad, this is mainly just for, you know, actual phone/email stuff. Still, having 4G is awfully nice.