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« on: August 30, 2013, 10:14:35 PM »

2:00pm in the office on a Friday before a 3 day holiday weekend.

Building manger knocks on door:  "Sorry to have to tell you this, but we've found mold in the wall of the office next door and we had to call a mold service as city ordinance doesn't mess around with stuff like that.  They'll be here tonight.  

Boss:  How long will this take?

Building manager:  Looks like all of the rest of today and all of tomorrow.  But we can't get a contractor out to fix up the walls they break into until Tuesday.

Boss:  Damnit.  Looks like the office is closed Tuesday.

Building Manager:  They have to retest after they remove it so it may be a day longer than that.

Boss:  ...and maybe Wednesday

Hepcat: <doing the Snoopy dance in the kitchen out of sight>

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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2013, 01:39:27 PM »

So, are you going to tell us how you planted the mold there, and how you timed the discovery so perfectly?
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2013, 02:22:28 PM »

I have a 6 day weekend without having to resort to office vandalism
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2013, 08:17:26 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2013, 11:50:23 AM »

On friday before I left, I had to move a bunch of computer equipment away from walls in offices for the moldbusters.  After I finished, a bunch of us were discussing the removal process in the center of the office.  After my boss finished talking, I asked the main mold man, "Hey, I've seen a lot of episodes of House.  Enough to know this mold will probably kill me.  Give it to me striaight, how long have I got?"

<blank stare>

"Come on...hours?  Days?  Months?  Years?  Throw me a bone here, man."

<blank stare>

"Will you need to send guys to my place to look for other stuff that might kill me?"

<moves his gaze back towards my boss> "So we'll let you know what we find out after we finish."
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