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« on: November 05, 2013, 05:27:31 AM »

It may be host to dozens of venomous spiders.

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"I thought it was mold," said Consi Taylor, 29, of London, referring to the white spots she found on her banana. "ut when I had a closer look I saw some funny looking spots...and was horrified to see they were spiders. They were hatching out on the table, scurrying around on my carpet."

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Before realizing she was dealing with dozens of Brazilian wandering spiders(AKA banana spiders) a highly aggressive, highly venomous spider certified as "the most toxic" by Guinness World Records Taylor attempted to return the bananas to the Sainsbury's supermarket where she'd bought them.

She was initially offered 10 ($16) for her trouble, but after sending a photo of the spider to a pest control specialist, Taylor, her husband Richard, and their two small children were ordered to get the hell out of the house and never look back.

yeah, better head the last bit. 

 
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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2013, 05:37:02 AM »

and if that image wasn't enough to scare the shit out of you, consider what happens if it bites you:

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Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence.
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2013, 05:59:51 AM »

I worked unloading a banana truck for one day, this is part of why I quit that day.  They are in the boxes we unload, it's quite normal apparently.
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2013, 01:33:52 PM »

Aw man! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS TODAY!!!

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2013, 07:56:14 PM »

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2013, 09:11:46 PM »

Kato? Hello? Did you read this yet?

(is it brown trousers day today, or only in the back? slywink )
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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2013, 09:11:59 PM »

Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day!
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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2013, 09:12:19 PM »

Quote from: Purge on November 05, 2013, 09:11:46 PM

Kato? Hello? Did you read this yet?

(is it brown trousers day today, or only in the back? slywink )

I think he's under his desk.
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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 09:13:38 PM »

I sent him a PM.

Subject: Free Puppies
Body: http://tinyurl.com/nfskc4u

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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2013, 09:13:56 PM »

EVIL!
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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2013, 09:14:13 PM »

also WAY TO GO icon_twisted
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2013, 10:04:49 PM »

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I sent him a PM.

Subject: Free Puppies
Body: http://tinyurl.com/nfskc4u

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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2013, 11:12:48 PM »

Yeah, any thread that has "Kato" in it I think we've all learned that it is just some horrible spider thing that nobody really wants to see except you sick mugs.  Tongue 

The joke has really worn thin for me, personally, and I'm really sick of everybody posting gross pictures and trying to trick people into clicking on them.
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2013, 12:05:01 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2013, 12:09:16 AM »

The link went to my post so he wasn't exposed to it directly. That wasn't accidental.
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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2013, 12:13:54 AM »

see?  he's not a meanie.


ok, he is, but a polite meanie.
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2013, 12:19:44 AM »

We call that "being Canadian".

Also, I give Canada mine out of five bananas. Don't question it - its new math.
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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2013, 12:20:10 AM »

part of your French heritage, eh?
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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2013, 12:22:10 AM »

Of course. Hamsters and elderberries figure prominently in Canadian put-downs.
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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2013, 12:24:19 AM »

and croissants?
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No. We never put down croissants. They're delicious.
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« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2013, 12:46:26 AM »

and buttery!
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« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2013, 01:48:43 PM »

Quote from: EngineNo9 on November 05, 2013, 11:12:48 PM

Yeah, any thread that has "Kato" in it I think we've all learned that it is just some horrible spider thing that nobody really wants to see except you sick mugs.  Tongue 

The joke has really worn thin for me, personally, and I'm really sick of everybody posting gross pictures and trying to trick people into clicking on them.

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« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2013, 03:57:58 PM »

That is neither kettle nor a pot.

Four-handled pan? Pan-handled?
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« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2013, 04:14:05 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on November 06, 2013, 01:48:43 PM

Quote from: EngineNo9 on November 05, 2013, 11:12:48 PM

Yeah, any thread that has "Kato" in it I think we've all learned that it is just some horrible spider thing that nobody really wants to see except you sick mugs.  Tongue 

The joke has really worn thin for me, personally, and I'm really sick of everybody posting gross pictures and trying to trick people into clicking on them.

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dammit moose!
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« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2013, 04:15:44 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on November 06, 2013, 04:14:05 PM

Quote from: Bullwinkle on November 06, 2013, 01:48:43 PM

Quote from: EngineNo9 on November 05, 2013, 11:12:48 PM

Yeah, any thread that has "Kato" in it I think we've all learned that it is just some horrible spider thing that nobody really wants to see except you sick mugs.  Tongue 

The joke has really worn thin for me, personally, and I'm really sick of everybody posting gross pictures and trying to trick people into clicking on them.

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dammit moose!

I admit it, I clicked, and was offended.
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« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2013, 04:16:41 PM »

good biggrin
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« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2013, 04:25:22 PM »

Quote from: EngineNo9 on November 05, 2013, 11:12:48 PM

Yeah, any thread that has "Kato" in it I think we've all learned that it is just some horrible spider thing that nobody really wants to see except you sick mugs.  Tongue 

The joke has really worn thin for me, personally, and I'm really sick of everybody posting gross pictures and trying to trick people into clicking on them.

I have addressed your concern in another thread.

Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

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« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2013, 04:39:10 PM »

Quote from: Purge on November 06, 2013, 03:57:58 PM

That is neither kettle nor a pot.

Four-handled pan? Pan-handled?
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« Reply #30 on: November 06, 2013, 04:40:52 PM »

Spider-pot?
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« Reply #31 on: November 06, 2013, 05:35:56 PM »

Quote from: Caine on November 05, 2013, 05:37:02 AM

and if that image wasn't enough to scare the shit out of you, consider what happens if it bites you:

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Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence.

The ultimate irony: an erection so large and long lasting it results in impotence.
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« Reply #32 on: November 06, 2013, 05:38:04 PM »

hey, is that a banana in your pocket or did a spider bite you?
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« Reply #33 on: November 06, 2013, 05:40:29 PM »

Quote from: Ralph-Wiggum on November 06, 2013, 05:35:56 PM

Quote from: Caine on November 05, 2013, 05:37:02 AM

and if that image wasn't enough to scare the shit out of you, consider what happens if it bites you:

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Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence.

The ultimate irony: an erection so large and long lasting it results in impotence.

yeah, and painful too, so the last thing you would want to do is make use of it. 
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« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2013, 05:46:28 PM »

Quote from: Caine on November 06, 2013, 05:40:29 PM

Quote from: Ralph-Wiggum on November 06, 2013, 05:35:56 PM

Quote from: Caine on November 05, 2013, 05:37:02 AM

and if that image wasn't enough to scare the shit out of you, consider what happens if it bites you:

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Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence.

The ultimate irony: an erection so large and long lasting it results in impotence.

yeah, and painful too, so the last thing you would want to do is make use of it. 

unless you're into that kind of pain.
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« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2013, 05:46:37 PM »

Meh. Toss novacaine on it and go to town.
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« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2013, 05:47:28 PM »

jam it right in icon_twisted

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« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2013, 06:26:07 PM »

oh sure, if you're into that sort of thing.  then bring on the banana spiders. I hear if you let them bite your junk, it will get bigger faster. 
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« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2013, 07:14:59 PM »

Quote from: Caine on November 06, 2013, 06:26:07 PM

oh sure, if you're into that sort of thing.  then bring on the banana spiders. I hear if you let them bite your junk, it will get bigger faster. 

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« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2013, 03:26:27 AM »

Quote from: Caine on November 06, 2013, 06:26:07 PM

oh sure, if you're into that sort of thing.  then bring on the banana spiders. I hear if you let them bite your junk, it will get bigger faster. 
Why? Is your junk radioactive and makes the spiders grow?
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