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« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2011, 04:56:12 PM »

It seems like the OP posted a stupid joke that anyone could come up with in 5 minutes just to draw attention to himself.  Which we are all feeding with our continued responses.  I'm done reading this thread now.

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« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2011, 05:08:49 PM »

Quote from: denoginizer on March 14, 2011, 04:56:12 PM

It seems like the OP posted a stupid joke that anyone could come up with in 5 minutes just to draw attention to himself.  Which we are all feeding with our continued responses.  I'm done reading this thread now.



but it's great that you took the time to let us all know that you're done reading this thread now.   icon_lol
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« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2011, 05:10:41 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 05:08:49 PM

Quote from: denoginizer on March 14, 2011, 04:56:12 PM

It seems like the OP posted a stupid joke that anyone could come up with in 5 minutes just to draw attention to himself.  Which we are all feeding with our continued responses.  I'm done reading this thread now.



but it's great that you took the time to let us all know that you're done reading this thread now.   icon_lol

And you to continue the feeding trend.  I, on the other hand, will take the high road and refrain from posting in this thread at all.

Wait.........fuck.
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« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2011, 05:14:24 PM »

Lemme give this a try:

How is doing laundry in Japan different?

Their rinse cycle comes after the shaking.

...

Nope, I still can't find humour in it. Perhaps it's still too fresh.
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« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2011, 05:18:46 PM »

Quote from: PeteRock on March 14, 2011, 05:10:41 PM

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 05:08:49 PM

Quote from: denoginizer on March 14, 2011, 04:56:12 PM

It seems like the OP posted a stupid joke that anyone could come up with in 5 minutes just to draw attention to himself.  Which we are all feeding with our continued responses.  I'm done reading this thread now.

but it's great that you took the time to let us all know that you're done reading this thread now.   icon_lol

And you to continue the feeding trend.  I, on the other hand, will take the high road and refrain from posting in this thread at all.

Wait.........fuck.

I also am way above further reading and posting in this thread.
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« Reply #45 on: March 14, 2011, 05:21:17 PM »

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« Reply #46 on: March 14, 2011, 05:40:30 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 05:08:49 PM

Quote from: denoginizer on March 14, 2011, 04:56:12 PM

It seems like the OP posted a stupid joke that anyone could come up with in 5 minutes just to draw attention to himself.  Which we are all feeding with our continued responses.  I'm done reading this thread now.



but it's great that you took the time to let us all know that you're done reading this thread now.   icon_lol

Yeah I lumped myself in the "we" I was referring too.

Umm...ok....NOW I'm done reading this thread. icon_biggrin
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« Reply #47 on: March 14, 2011, 05:43:06 PM »

Quote from: Scuzz on March 14, 2011, 04:05:28 PM

Quote from: Sparhawk on March 14, 2011, 02:07:24 AM

Quote from: Darkstar One on March 13, 2011, 03:29:19 PM

This joke is sick but it took me a couple of minutes to stop laughing after I heard it.

What are the top three songs in Japan right now?

"Shake, Rattle and Roll"
"Catch A Wave"
"Meltdown"

Fuck you.

Is this forum a fucking sideshow? You're laughing at the loss of life and the instability of a nation/s. What is wrong with you? grow up.

Pretty much an over reaction based on the thread title and people weird need to make fun of even the most heinous crime or event.


wow, even I don't know what the second half of that was supposed to mean   saywhat
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« Reply #48 on: March 14, 2011, 05:51:02 PM »

Quote from: Scuzz on March 14, 2011, 05:43:06 PM

Quote from: Scuzz on March 14, 2011, 04:05:28 PM

Quote from: Sparhawk on March 14, 2011, 02:07:24 AM

Quote from: Darkstar One on March 13, 2011, 03:29:19 PM

This joke is sick but it took me a couple of minutes to stop laughing after I heard it.

What are the top three songs in Japan right now?

"Shake, Rattle and Roll"
"Catch A Wave"
"Meltdown"

Fuck you.

Is this forum a fucking sideshow? You're laughing at the loss of life and the instability of a nation/s. What is wrong with you? grow up.

Pretty much an over reaction based on the thread title and people weird need to make fun of even the most heinous crime or event.


wow, even I don't know what the second half of that was supposed to mean   saywhat

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« Reply #49 on: March 14, 2011, 05:52:08 PM »

Everyone has gone all Zekester leaving the thread in indignation promising not to return, only to return and see what is being said.  icon_twisted
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« Reply #50 on: March 14, 2011, 06:01:20 PM »

Quote from: Moliere on March 14, 2011, 05:52:08 PM

Everyone has gone all Zekester leaving the thread in indignation promising not to return, only to return and see what is being said.  icon_twisted

or posting replies indicating that people posting replies are simply posting replies to indicate they're not going to post replies....
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« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2011, 06:01:58 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 06:01:20 PM

Quote from: Moliere on March 14, 2011, 05:52:08 PM

Everyone has gone all Zekester leaving the thread in indignation promising not to return, only to return and see what is being said.  icon_twisted

or posting replies indicating that people posting replies are simply posting replies to indicate they're not going to post replies....

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
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« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2011, 06:03:17 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on March 14, 2011, 06:01:58 PM

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 06:01:20 PM

Quote from: Moliere on March 14, 2011, 05:52:08 PM

Everyone has gone all Zekester leaving the thread in indignation promising not to return, only to return and see what is being said.  icon_twisted

or posting replies indicating that people posting replies are simply posting replies to indicate they're not going to post replies....

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

or they're the ceekay bot....
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« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2011, 06:30:57 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on March 14, 2011, 06:01:58 PM

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 06:01:20 PM

Quote from: Moliere on March 14, 2011, 05:52:08 PM

Everyone has gone all Zekester leaving the thread in indignation promising not to return, only to return and see what is being said.  icon_twisted

or posting replies indicating that people posting replies are simply posting replies to indicate they're not going to post replies....

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

you'll be back to see what someone else wrote and then you will reply...it's toxic
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« Reply #54 on: March 14, 2011, 06:41:10 PM »

Quote from: Scuzz on March 14, 2011, 06:30:57 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on March 14, 2011, 06:01:58 PM

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 06:01:20 PM

Quote from: Moliere on March 14, 2011, 05:52:08 PM

Everyone has gone all Zekester leaving the thread in indignation promising not to return, only to return and see what is being said.  icon_twisted

or posting replies indicating that people posting replies are simply posting replies to indicate they're not going to post replies....

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

you'll be back to see what someone else wrote and then you will reply...it's toxic

Not me brother.


Dammit....



OK starting now.
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« Reply #55 on: March 14, 2011, 06:46:20 PM »

mods, don't you dare lock this thread.  i say we ride this here beast to the bitter end...
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« Reply #56 on: March 14, 2011, 06:49:03 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 06:46:20 PM

mods, don't you dare lock this thread.  i say we ride this here beast to the bitter end...

Surf's up?
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« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2011, 06:52:42 PM »

Quote from: Purge on March 14, 2011, 06:49:03 PM

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 06:46:20 PM

mods, don't you dare lock this thread.  i say we ride this here beast to the bitter end...

Surf's up?

oh...boo...hisss....hisssss
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« Reply #58 on: March 14, 2011, 06:57:41 PM »

This thread is WINNING!
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« Reply #59 on: March 14, 2011, 07:13:14 PM »

If you truly want tasteless, dark humor about a tragedy we shouldn't really be making fun of  yet, you should always turn to Gilbert Gottfried





More here , although those were the only two that gave me a guilty chuckle.

p.s. and yes, I know it's horrible and I really have nothing but sadness for this tragedy, but dark humor has always been a part of humanity's coping mechanism. 
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« Reply #60 on: March 14, 2011, 07:14:34 PM »

I hate you for making me hear his voice in my head.
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« Reply #61 on: March 14, 2011, 07:16:02 PM »

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I hate you for making me hear his voice in my head.

Gilbert is the man.  He's a comic's comic.  And he's utterly lacking in anything even remotely resembling good taste.  Watch The Aristocrats and you'll see why he's one of the greats.   icon_wink
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« Reply #62 on: March 14, 2011, 07:16:31 PM »

He was hilarious on the Roast of Joan Rivers.
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« Reply #63 on: March 14, 2011, 07:19:39 PM »

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He was hilarious on the Roast of Joan Rivers.

now Purge sounds like Gilbert.
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« Reply #64 on: March 14, 2011, 07:43:33 PM »

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He was hilarious on the Roast of Joan Rivers.

Obviously NSFW
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« Reply #65 on: March 14, 2011, 07:46:33 PM »

I also loved his Hugh Heffner roast in which he prefaced everything about Hugh with, "If he were alive today.".  
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« Reply #66 on: March 14, 2011, 08:07:57 PM »

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« Reply #67 on: March 14, 2011, 08:08:52 PM »



i'm just sayin'
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« Reply #68 on: March 14, 2011, 08:12:05 PM »

well...i guess that's one way of...well...i'm not quite sure what you're intent there was....but i'm sure that's one way of doing it.

at least you didn't post

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« Reply #69 on: March 14, 2011, 08:39:27 PM »

I follow Gilbert on Twitter and saw those jokes as soon as the disaster happened. If you have ever heard him interviewed on Stern, it is clear that Gilbert has some serious issues and no morality. However that's what makes him funny as hell, he just has no filter, no limits and takes everything over the top.
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« Reply #70 on: March 14, 2011, 08:44:47 PM »

and Hep takes the thread too far.



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« Reply #71 on: March 14, 2011, 08:47:56 PM »

damn, dude.....why you gotta go in and follow up my thing of beauty with that????

 We put the fun in funeral
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« Reply #72 on: March 14, 2011, 08:49:36 PM »

Quote from: Zekester on March 14, 2011, 08:47:56 PM

damn, dude.....why you gotta go in and follow up my thing of beauty with that????

 We put the fun in funeral

beauty is in the eye of the beholder....and you should be HOLDIN' THESE!
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« Reply #73 on: March 14, 2011, 09:12:49 PM »

Did anything even moderately amusing ever follow after someone started with "I'm not a racist, but . . ." or "This might not be politically correct, but . . ."?

To me, it's the equivalent of running a talent show and saying "And now little Timmy O'Toole, who was born without a brain stem, thumbs, or feet, will play the accordion."  Of course everyone's going to clap for little Timmy, no matter how god-awful his accordion playing is, because we've been pre-conditioned to feel like assholes if we don't, and because our expectations of little Timmy's abilities have been radically pre-adjusted.  Similarly, starting out "if you are politically correct don't read this" is an attempt to pre-condition us by suggesting (1) "wow, I don't want to be thought of as a humorless, uptight, PC person, so even if this person is a fatuous douche, I better not say so", and (2) "I can tell from that title that the person is probably of sub-normal intelligence and has social skills of such a low level that LARPers find it awkward to interact with him, so I am going into this thread with very low expectations."
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« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2011, 09:22:48 PM »

Don't LARPers have a hard time interacting with anyone?
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« Reply #75 on: March 14, 2011, 09:30:30 PM »

Quote from: kratz on March 14, 2011, 09:22:48 PM

Don't LARPers have a hard time interacting with anyone?

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« Reply #76 on: March 14, 2011, 09:53:35 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on March 14, 2011, 08:12:05 PM

well...i guess that's one way of...well...i'm not quite sure what you're intent there was....but i'm sure that's one way of doing it.

at least you didn't post



That's Chinese, you insensitive bastard.

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« Reply #77 on: March 14, 2011, 10:01:00 PM »

I saw him or her at PAX!   Gotta hand it to him or her, he or she was turning heads!
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« Reply #78 on: March 14, 2011, 10:02:38 PM »

Quote from: wonderpug on March 14, 2011, 10:01:00 PM

I saw him or her at PAX!   Gotta hand it to him or her, he or she was turning heads!

was it in a 'turn your head and cough' way?
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« Reply #79 on: March 14, 2011, 10:24:50 PM »

see, you came back
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