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« on: August 08, 2008, 08:11:05 PM »

okay, some of the wording in the article made me chuckle. 

Florida cops are searching for members of a girl gang that attacked two teenagers with high-heeled shoes, including an eight-inch brown stiletto. The assault occurred early this morning outside Club Crunk, a Fort Pierce nightspot that had refused admission to the victims, sisters aged 18 and 17 (the pair was out celebrating the older sibling's birthday). According to a Fort Pierce Police Department report, the sisters told cops that the girl gang "approached them...and began punching and kicking." The sisters, who identified their assailants as members of a group known as "The Rock Star Girls" and "The Cheerleaders," reported that three of the assailants removed their shoes and began beating them with the oversized heels. One attacker, swinging a silver shoe with a six-inch heel, remarked, "B, I am gonna kill you." The report adds, "'B' is street language for the English noun 'Bitch.'" The document, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the mother of the victims had called 911 after her daughters were battered and told responding officers, "Look at my babies, they were beaten at the club by like 30 hoes." (3 pages)

"B" is street language?

"30 hoes"?

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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 08:43:11 PM »

get with the times B.



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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 08:44:46 PM »

I'm pretty sure this was an episode of Jem and the Holograms.

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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 09:24:23 PM »

The report adds, "'B' is street language for the English noun 'Bitch.'"

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