You do realize Teggy that posts like this do nothing but serve to swell Pete's already bulging ego to epic proportions.
Better my ego than my boobs:
The startling study was enough to drive men to drink. According to a report released last week by the Alcohol, Drug Abuse and Mental Health Administration, bourbon, America's beloved corn squeezings, contains female-type sex hormones that may be responsible for the "feminized" appearanceenlarged breasts and beardless facesof some alcoholic men. The culprit, wrote Judith Gavaler, a Medical Researcher at the University of Pittsburgh, may be phytoes- trogen, a female-type hormone found in corn.
And in all honesty, I'm not sure that establishing a connection between my bourbon drinking and an alleged femininity is something I should be proud of. Being fabulous? Absolutely. Being a pseudo-woman? Not really.
Fabulous != female