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« on: February 28, 2011, 06:36:17 PM »

It's a new kind of love. It began with the room:

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Full of horrible scenes like: The flower shop, and lets never forget Oh hai Mark!

And yesterday continued with "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"

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With the best CG birds ever.

And now I need more awesomely bad movies! Any suggestions?
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2011, 06:37:34 PM »

Meet the Feebles.
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« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2011, 06:41:51 PM »

Quote from: Purge on February 28, 2011, 06:37:34 PM

Meet the Feebles.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yrI01TOlOE

OMG. This looks awesome!
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2011, 06:42:11 PM »

There can be only one.   Rat Pfink a Boo Boo



And Meet the Feebles isn't really a "horrible" movie.  It was supposed to be a raunchy version of the Muppet Show and succeeds at that.  I consider the greatness of a horrible movie to be proportional to the sincerity of its maker.  If you set out to make a horrible film, I don't think you can truly enter the ranks of a film like Rat Pfink a Boo Boo.

p.s. Any film by Ray Dennis Steckler will sate your appetite for the truly awful, if you think you have the stones to attempt it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2011, 06:47:37 PM »

Plan #9, then?

How about Bad Taste?
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2011, 06:50:49 PM »

Quote from: Purge on February 28, 2011, 06:47:37 PM

Plan #9, then?

How about Bad Taste?

Plan 9 is absolutely horrible.  I love it.  I had the pleasure of seeing it getting the Rifftrax treatment last year during one of the boys' special, live satellite viewings at theaters across the U.S. and it was fantastic fun.  If you have netflix, they have a HUGE number of MST3K episodes to choose from.  That's your best bet for finding the worst of the worst.

I may be biased on the subject of an Jackson film, to be honest.  I love everything he's ever done.  They may have the requisite low budget feel, but they're so gleefully insane and imaginative that you can't help but love 'em.  Dead Alive is a perfect example.
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2011, 07:13:32 PM »

You would love Mondo Baltimore. it's a film series some friends and me run here in Baltimore, MD. We've screenings at the Wind-Up Space the first Thursday of every month. All we do... is screen grade AAA crap cinema. So far, we've screened: The Room, R.O.T.O.R., Too Young To Die, Agent 00: For Y'r Height Only, Deadly Prey, Trick R Treat ('87).. and a couple of others. Audiences are loving these horrible films!
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2011, 07:23:45 PM »

This was my bible for many, many years.   Too bad it's out of print.   icon_cry
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« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2011, 07:39:31 PM »

Troll 2, bitches. Troll 2.
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2011, 07:51:20 PM »

Quote from: Larraque on February 28, 2011, 06:36:17 PM

And yesterday continued with "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"

With the best CG birds ever.

It's like a live action Phoenix arcade game.
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2011, 07:57:24 PM »

Quote from: Freezer-TPF- on February 28, 2011, 07:51:20 PM

Quote from: Larraque on February 28, 2011, 06:36:17 PM

And yesterday continued with "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"

With the best CG birds ever.

It's like a live action Phoenix arcade game.

Sequel's coming.  And in 3-D as the director is now a master at 3-D digital film making (according to...oddly enough...himself).
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2011, 09:54:04 PM »


Starcrash

This is absolutely my favorite "so bad it's good" movie.  Nothing can top the final battle scene (the whole clip is awesome but skip to 4:20 for LOL torpedo attack) between the forces of the Galactic Emperor and the evil Zarth Arn.

I mean come on, Christopher Plummer, Caroline Munroe, Robert Tessier (The ultimate "I've seen that guy before" guy) and, wait for it, David Hasselhoff!


Too awesome.  smile
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2011, 09:57:44 PM »

The Horror Channel has some classics. The Gingerdead Man starring everybody's favourite actor....Gary Busey



and yes,they made a sequel(Gingerdead Man 2:Passion of the Crust)
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« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2011, 10:04:32 PM »

IMO, nothing bests the 1975 film The Black Gestapo in the horrible movie category. Blaxploitation, soul brothers as NAZI Gestapo officers - how can you top that?!  icon_twisted
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« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2011, 10:26:24 PM »

Thankskilling. A foul (fowl) mouthed turkey goes on a rampage, killing people with an ax. This movie is soooo bad it really defies description.
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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2011, 03:00:35 AM »

Quote from: Crusis on February 28, 2011, 10:26:24 PM

Thankskilling. A foul (fowl) mouthed turkey goes on a rampage, killing people with an ax. This movie is soooo bad it really defies description.

Along these lines: Monsturd

At one point after they've lost the giant shit monster in the sewers a man wanders around calling it by making fart noises with his mouth.

We almost died while watching it.
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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2011, 03:20:27 AM »

Quote from: Thin_J on March 01, 2011, 03:00:35 AM

Along these lines: Monsturd

At one point after they've lost the giant shit monster in the sewers a man wanders around calling it by making fart noises with his mouth.

We almost died while watching it.

They're making a sequel of sorts to Monsturd. It's about the scientist who made the chemical that made the killer turn into Monsturd. In the sequel, the scientist turns mentally challenged people into mentally challenged zombies.

The title? RetarDEAD.

I know, what a title.  icon_eek
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 01:16:13 PM »

Quote from: Crusis on February 28, 2011, 10:26:24 PM

Thankskilling. A foul (fowl) mouthed turkey goes on a rampage, killing people with an ax. This movie is soooo bad it really defies description.

Haha! I watched the first 30 minutes of this and it was awesful.

Thanks for the suggestions guys! :-D I'll watch some and report back!
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2011, 04:26:03 PM »

No one seems to have mentioned Killer Klowns From Outer Space yet. So wonderful I used to own a copy. Probably still around in a box somewhere. Hmmmm...
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2011, 04:31:53 PM »

Quote from: Gryndyl on March 01, 2011, 04:26:03 PM

No one seems to have mentioned Killer Klowns From Outer Space yet. So wonderful I used to own a copy. Probably still around in a box somewhere. Hmmmm...

I still have (and cherish) my copy. 

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« Reply #20 on: March 01, 2011, 05:56:30 PM »

Quote from: Gryndyl on March 01, 2011, 04:26:03 PM

No one seems to have mentioned Killer Klowns From Outer Space yet. So wonderful I used to own a copy. Probably still around in a box somewhere. Hmmmm...

Shit, I can't believe I forgot that one. One of the greatest "so bad it's good" movies ever.
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« Reply #21 on: March 01, 2011, 06:31:49 PM »

Shriek of the Mutilated.

So bad, but awesome at the same time.
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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2011, 01:27:01 AM »

Titanic 2 is on SyFy at this very moment retard
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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2011, 02:20:23 AM »

Vulgar.

Also, I strongly suggest Pearl Harbor.
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« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2011, 02:34:58 AM »

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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2011, 04:21:13 AM »

Quote from: metallicorphan on March 02, 2011, 01:27:01 AM

Titanic 2 is on SyFy at this very moment retard

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« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2011, 04:29:30 AM »

Quote from: whiteboyskim on March 02, 2011, 04:21:13 AM

Quote from: metallicorphan on March 02, 2011, 01:27:01 AM

Titanic 2 is on SyFy at this very moment retard

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« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2011, 02:28:38 PM »

While not quite as horrible as some posted here, it seems to me that the three (so far) "Recon" movies fall into this camp:

Recon 2020, 2022 & 2023
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