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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2008, 01:29:21 PM » |
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This 'thing' (sorry, this is not a truck/SUV anymore by any means) weighs 13 TONS. Due to that weight, I don't even want to know what kind of gas mileage it gets. Frankly, I won't be surprised if it gets gallons to the mile instead of the more commonly used other way around.  Seriously - who the fuck needs one of these beasts? |
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2008, 01:50:18 PM » |
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 You could still crush them in a 797B. |
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2008, 02:27:01 PM » |
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You could still crush them in a 797B. Don't say that too loud! Minivan moms will start driving those too! |
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2008, 03:21:11 PM » |
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2008, 03:41:48 PM » |
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it's not for socker moms, it's for the blingers. Toss 1.21 jiggawatts of Bass speakers in the back, thrown on some spinny hubcaps, and strap some neon lights underneath it and you'll have every gangsta on the block jealous  |
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2008, 04:38:40 PM » |
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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2008, 04:41:32 PM » |
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Doesn't Ford realize that they're no longer the #2 automaker and they can't afford to chince around with such ridiculousness? Concept or no...
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 05:20:40 PM » |
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This 'thing' (sorry, this is not a truck/SUV anymore by any means) weighs 13 TONS.
Actually, 13 tons is the weight of the vehicle and your allowable carrying load/towing capacity. |
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2008, 06:27:52 PM » |
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The sad thing is these will sell. Whoever buys them should be taken out and horsewhipped for wasting the earth's resources.
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 09:31:45 PM » |
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The sad thing is these will sell. Whoever buys them should be taken out and horsewhipped for wasting the earth's resources.
I'd also add those people who buy "green" hybrid SUV's that get 21 MPG. |
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2008, 12:47:34 AM » |
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The sad thing is these will sell. Whoever buys them should be taken out and horsewhipped for wasting the earth's resources.
they should bring back horses! |
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2008, 02:44:04 AM » |
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it's not for socker moms, it's for the blingers. Toss 1.21 jiggawatts of Bass speakers in the back, thrown on some spinny hubcaps, and strap some neon lights underneath it and you'll have every gangsta on the block jealous Yep definitely for the blingers. As soon as I read about the 42 speakers I instantly thought, every rapper in the world is gonna be buying this thing up. |
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2008, 03:35:35 AM » |
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You could still crush them in a 797B. Those things are easy to defeat. I've watched Jackie Chan work his way up from the bottom, and that's without using any of the ladders. Or wires. |
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« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2008, 04:31:12 AM » |
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Those things are easy to defeat. I've watched Jackie Chan work his way up from the bottom, and that's without using any of the ladders. Or wires.
I mainly use it to drive the soccer field to the moms so they don't have to drive. It also doubles as a mobile rave on the weekends. |
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« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2008, 09:56:45 PM » |
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It sure makes a big statement all right. That any guy who buys this has the smallest penis in the world.
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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2008, 12:46:37 AM » |
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you know, some soccer moms have a MILF-y hotness to them.
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« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2008, 12:25:30 AM » |
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What really makes this vehicle ridiculous is the stepping platform on the side, otherwise it's no different than those long white vans.   |
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« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2008, 01:45:44 AM » |
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This monstrosity should be illegal. That's how big a waste of resources it is.
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« Reply #20 on: February 11, 2008, 05:16:51 PM » |
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WTF. Sometimes I really do loathe what this nation has become.
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