No...this isn't me:
I get up at 4:30 in the morning and get to the office at 5:40. In that time I spend approximately 30 minutes in the car.
At that time of the morning, the last thing I care about is if my dress socks match. Sure I make sure they're the same color, but the pattern? Who cares?
Does this make me a lazy slob or an avante garde stud doused in detached coolity for such a trivial thing?