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« on: November 01, 2011, 03:10:40 PM »

So yesterday I stopped at the CVS pharmacy near my apartment to get a prescription refilled and pick up some candy for the trick or treaters in the area.  After doing so, I thought I'd just run across the street and grab a subway sub for dinner as I didn't feel like cooking anything.  After picking up my delicious 12 inch seafood sub, I happily headed back to my car.

...and that's when it got weird.

There's a bus stop on the other side of the street I had to cross.  As I was heading that way, I noticed a very strange asian man with an Ed Grimley hair cut standing in my path.  As I drew closer, I saw that he was staring at me and nodding his head.  As I walked up onto the sidewalk I made a slight turn to the left and continued on...and he immediately stepped back into my path. 

The whole time he's just staring at me and nodding his head in a really creepy manner. 

I sidestepped him (he wasn't aggressive to the point of continuing this dance at that point, thankfully) and continued to my car in the parking lot adjacent to the bus stop.  Before I got into my auto I glanced back and noticed him still staring at me...but he was alternately sitting down on the bench and then standing up whenever I glanced back at him...as if awaiting permission to join me. 

Very odd...

...then it hit me.

...He must have known I had a delicious 12 inch Subway seafood sub!
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2011, 03:20:40 PM »

That was one of CeeKay's alts.
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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2011, 03:24:39 PM »

I've never been brave enough to try one of those Subway seafood subs.  I worked at one during high school (back in the day of the v-cut and BBQ beef subs) and I could never bring myself to even try one for free after seeing what the 'meat' looked like before gettign camoflaged by the mayo.
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2011, 03:28:31 PM »

Based on the title, the creepy leering Asian man and the buildup, this thread did not deliver.
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2011, 03:29:28 PM »

Quote from: spigot on November 01, 2011, 03:28:31 PM

Based on the title, the creepy leering Asian man and the buildup, this thread did not deliver.

You were hoping for a prison rape scene?
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2011, 03:36:01 PM »

You obviously don't know what the meaning of the word "delicious".

Subway's seafood sub =  puke
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2011, 03:40:52 PM »

I still prefer Quiznos and Jimmy Johns.  They just don't have one near my place.  The only two items I actually enjoy at Subway are the seafood sub and the Subway club.  I was just being somewhat facetious when throwing around the word "delicious".
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2011, 04:05:40 PM »

I thought that was you.
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2011, 05:42:55 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2011, 05:59:56 PM »

Hep, you know that's false advertising stuffing a 12in Subway Sub down your pants like that! You were expecting rittchard to *not* be excited at seeing that?!  icon_razz
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2011, 06:25:54 PM »

Quote from: TK-421 on November 01, 2011, 05:42:55 PM

Secret Asian Man
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They've given you a sandwich
And taken 'way your name.

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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2011, 06:26:24 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2011, 06:52:28 PM »

I did some research, and according to some ancient Asian customs you are now married.

I believe you are also the bottom in the relationship if I translated the part about the sandwich bearer correctly.
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2011, 06:59:19 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on November 01, 2011, 06:52:28 PM

I did some research, and according to some ancient Asian customs you are now married.

I believe you are also the bottom in the relationship if I translated the part about the sandwich bearer correctly.

Why do you mock something so obviously pure?
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2011, 07:04:56 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on November 01, 2011, 03:24:39 PM

I've never been brave enough to try one of those Subway seafood subs.  I worked at one during high school (back in the day of the v-cut and BBQ beef subs) and I could never bring myself to even try one for free after seeing what the 'meat' looked like before gettign camoflaged by the mayo.
It's fine, it's just "seafood salad" stuff, which you can get at most grocery stores. It's certainly not a McRib though. drool

I mean, if Hepcat had a McRib, I'm part Asian so I'm sure I could do my "strange Asian guy acting weird and stalking you for your sandwich" impression.  icon_razz

I was afraid his story would end with the guy asking "HEY! Can I have a bite of your foot-long!"  icon_lol
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« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2011, 07:08:32 PM »

Quote from: Blackjack on November 01, 2011, 07:04:56 PM

I was afraid his story would end with the guy asking "HEY! Can I have a bite of your foot-long!"  icon_lol

That would've been a beginning.
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2011, 08:16:05 PM »

Quote from: Blackjack on November 01, 2011, 07:04:56 PM


I was afraid his story would end with the guy asking "HEY! Can I have a bite of your foot-long!"  icon_lol

Ohhhh, Blackjack, tell me more!  icon_razz
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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2011, 12:17:36 AM »

Quote from: Blackjack on November 01, 2011, 07:04:56 PM

I was afraid his story would end with the guy asking "HEY! Can I have a bite of your foot-long!" 

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« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2011, 04:25:56 AM »

hep likes Subway Seafood Subs too????

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