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« on: March 12, 2013, 03:10:03 PM »

I hope this doesn't get me banned.


I just read that word in an online article. I didn't care for it being there.

My grandmother would call it 'breaking wind'. I find that much more classy (it also kinda sounds like a super power).   

'Poot' also works for those of us who have children.

Please, curb your use of the word 'fart.'

Thank you.
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2013, 03:11:11 PM »

You gotta be shitting me.
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 03:14:38 PM »

Well, I just got off the horn with the word Fart, and he doesn't care much for you either. Something about you stinking, and he should know.

Just wanted to pass that along.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 03:16:10 PM »

Quote from: TK-421 on March 12, 2013, 03:11:11 PM

You gotta be shitting me.

Perhaps "Prelude to a Shit" would be more appropriate.

Poot? Really? Tewt, Fart, Stinkbomb, "Blowin' you kisses" ... never Poot. Sounds - emancipated.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 03:25:22 PM »

fart (v.)
Old English feortan, ultimately from PIE *perd- (cf. Old High German ferzan, Old Norse freta, Sanskrit pard, Greek perdein, Lithuanian perdzu, Russian perdet), of imitative origin. Related: Farted; farting. As a noun, from late 14c.


petard (n.)
1590s, "small bomb used to blow in doors and breach walls," from French pétard (late 16c.), from Middle French péter "break wind," from Old French pet "a fart," from Latin peditum, noun use of neuter pp. of pedere "to break wind," from PIE root *pezd- "to fart" (see feisty). Surviving in phrase hoist with one's own petard (or some variant) "blown up with one's own bomb," which is ultimately from Shakespeare (1605):
For tis the sport to haue the enginer Hoist with his owne petar ("Hamlet" III.iv.207).


shit (n.)
Old English scitte "purging," from source of shit (v.). Sense of "excrement" dates from 1580s. Use for "obnoxious person" is since at least 1508; meaning "misfortune, trouble" is attested from 1937. Shit-faced "drunk" is 1960s student slang; shit list is from 1942. Up shit creek "in trouble" is from 1937. To not give a shit "not care" is from 1922.
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2013, 03:34:40 PM »

I actually hate vowels.  Please stop using them, people.

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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2013, 03:37:21 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on March 12, 2013, 03:34:40 PM

I actually hate vowels.  Please stop using them, people.

sncrl,

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The Hawaiian word "hooiaioia" has more consecutive vowels than any other word in any human language.
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2013, 04:05:45 PM »

fck tht
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2013, 04:56:28 PM »

My dogs toot.

A lot.
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2013, 04:57:24 PM »

I'm not a fan of the word "Manhole".  I think it has connotations that go WELL beyond anything I'm comfortable with....
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2013, 05:05:17 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on March 12, 2013, 04:57:24 PM

I'm not a fan of the word "Manhole".  I think it has connotations that go WELL beyond anything I'm comfortable with....

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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2013, 05:06:27 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on March 12, 2013, 03:34:40 PM

I actually hate vowels.  Please stop using them, people.

sncrl,

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Like I'm gonna respect a request from a guy who is so constantly blown up with his own bomb. 
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2013, 05:32:41 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on March 12, 2013, 04:57:24 PM

I'm not a fan of the word "Manhole".  I think it has connotations that go WELL beyond anything I'm comfortable with....

Pants = manhole cover.
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2013, 05:32:59 PM »

Here in Hawaii we call #2 making doodoo.

As a RN, I love asking my 70-80 year old patients when the last time they made doodoo....never gets old I tell ya.

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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2013, 05:33:40 PM »

I ripped countless farts this morning.  It was glorious.
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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2013, 05:33:50 PM »

Quote from: wonderpug on March 12, 2013, 03:37:21 PM

Quote from: hepcat on March 12, 2013, 03:34:40 PM

I actually hate vowels.  Please stop using them, people.

sncrl,

hpct

The Hawaiian word "hooiaioia" has more consecutive vowels than any other word in any human language.

U appear in superfluous three times.
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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2013, 05:37:12 PM »

eh, fart off.
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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2013, 05:38:27 PM »

Quote from: pr0ner on March 12, 2013, 05:33:40 PM

I ripped countless farts this morning.  It was glorious.

My son was sick last week with the stomach flu and was afflicted with all the symptoms that come with it. He even managed to vomit on the one side of our sleeping dog accidentally - she was not happy to get a 3am bath, almost as unhappy as I was to have to wash and dry her up.

Back to the farts: one night during his illness he was heading to bed (already in his PJs), and I caught him taking his pyjama bottoms off. When asked what he was doing, my 8yr old replied:

Putting on underwear, dad, you know - just in case.

Poor kid. icon_lol
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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2013, 05:38:52 PM »

Quote from: pr0ner on March 12, 2013, 05:33:40 PM

I ripped countless farts this morning.  It was glorious.

you should youtube it.
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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2013, 06:39:05 PM »

Farting is funny
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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2013, 06:44:20 PM »

Quote from: leo8877 on March 12, 2013, 06:39:05 PM

Farting is funny

Almost universally so.  My 19 month old laughs at being blown up by her own bomb without any coaching from me.
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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2013, 07:38:02 PM »

Quote from: leo8877 on March 12, 2013, 06:39:05 PM

Farting is funny

Yep I have to 2 boys aged 6 and 2, the little guy farts like there is no tomorrow and giggles away. I like dropping the word fart in when they do one just to get the wife going, or even worse and doing a fart in bed  icon_lol
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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2013, 08:05:35 PM »

I used to get told off if i said that i had farted when i was a kid,i used to have to say i had trumped,LOL...which made the card game Top Trumps even funnier


Now,my mum has mellowed a bit,and i will say it now and not get told off(the perks of being 37 years old)

However growing up with the word fart being pretty much banned in our household has made me weary of using the word in front of other people that i am not familiar with...then again,people i don't know,don't get the luxery of me telling them that i had just farted Tongue
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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2013, 08:55:45 PM »

Quote from: leo8877 on March 12, 2013, 06:39:05 PM

Farting is funny
Unless it's a SBD...those are never funny.  The whodunnit group detective work that follows afterwards can be funny, but not the actual SBD. 
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« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2013, 08:57:13 PM »

I have never cared for the phrase "smells like ass" - lets see if pug can figure out the origins of that one.
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« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2013, 09:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on March 12, 2013, 08:57:13 PM

I have never cared for the phrase "smells like ass" - lets see if pug can figure out the origins of that one.

smells like ass (adj.)
390BCE, "ye smelt it, ye dealt it" from Greek smellius assinus "wtf was that".
Yo Socrates get the fuck outa my face, y'all smells like ass (Plato)
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« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2013, 09:30:05 PM »

here.....pull my finger......... nod
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« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2013, 09:40:23 PM »

You have to admit that "shart" is an awesome word, though.
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« Reply #28 on: March 12, 2013, 10:26:35 PM »

Quote from: wonderpug on March 12, 2013, 09:25:52 PM

Quote from: Bullwinkle on March 12, 2013, 08:57:13 PM

I have never cared for the phrase "smells like ass" - lets see if pug can figure out the origins of that one.

smells like ass (adj.)
390BCE, "ye smelt it, ye dealt it" from Greek smellius assinus "wtf was that".
Yo Socrates get the fuck outa my face, y'all smells like ass (Plato)

Socrates, while permanently pissed, was clearly a cheese cutter.

He was no Le Petomane, though.
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« Reply #29 on: March 12, 2013, 11:52:32 PM »

Quote from: Bullwinkle on March 12, 2013, 10:26:35 PM

Quote from: wonderpug on March 12, 2013, 09:25:52 PM

Quote from: Bullwinkle on March 12, 2013, 08:57:13 PM

I have never cared for the phrase "smells like ass" - lets see if pug can figure out the origins of that one.

smells like ass (adj.)
390BCE, "ye smelt it, ye dealt it" from Greek smellius assinus "wtf was that".
Yo Socrates get the fuck outa my face, y'all smells like ass (Plato)

Socrates, while permanently pissed, was clearly a cheese cutter.

Although he's particularly missed
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« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2013, 02:38:09 AM »

Quote from: Teggy on March 12, 2013, 09:40:23 PM

You have to admit that "shart" is an awesome word, though.

On this we see eye to eye.
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« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2013, 05:43:02 AM »

"Passing gas" sounds like an achievement.
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« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2013, 06:40:51 AM »

I was going to quote something someone said that was funny and comment... Couldn't make a decision. Too many good options. As many around here know, I appreciate anything number 2, and this was a funny read...on the toilet! No shit, I mean no joke...

Poot sounds like one crapped themselves.
The you gotta be shitting me comment was gold.
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« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2013, 11:51:41 AM »

Quote from: ATB on March 13, 2013, 02:38:09 AM

Quote from: Teggy on March 12, 2013, 09:40:23 PM

You have to admit that "shart" is an awesome word, though.

On this we see eye to eye.

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« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2013, 12:29:42 PM »

Quote from: Ironrod on March 13, 2013, 05:43:02 AM

"Passing gas" sounds like an achievement.


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« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2013, 01:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Ironrod on March 13, 2013, 05:43:02 AM

"Passing gas" sounds like an achievement.

If "passing gas" is an achievement for you, I highly recommend a colonoscopy, or at least a huge bowl of chili.
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« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2013, 01:14:18 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on March 13, 2013, 11:51:41 AM

Quote from: ATB on March 13, 2013, 02:38:09 AM

Quote from: Teggy on March 12, 2013, 09:40:23 PM

You have to admit that "shart" is an awesome word, though.

On this we see eye to eye.

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