I've got a MILF prob guys, help?

[Suitably Ironic Moniker]

ATB == SensousLettuce();

When did he become a function?

It's a nice change over his prior malfunctioning persona.

[Kevin Grey]

Did I misread the initial post?  I took it to mean a call for advice along the lines of "I have a friend who seems to be really attracted to me?  I'm not interested but am I overreacting/misinterpreting things and, if not, how do I let her know I'm not interested without destroying the friendship?"  But everyone else in the  thread has been treating it as a "should I or shouldn't I cheat", despite mirage saying a few posts later that he wasn't going to cheat.  

[Purge]

ATB == SensousLettuce();

When did he become a function?

It's a nice change over his prior malfunctioning persona.

FAIL.


Back on topic: hot sweaty cougars hunting Mirages.

KG, I mentioned in my first responses that if this woman is getting to him that he needs to examine himself and his motivations.

[CeeKay]

ATB == SensousLettuce();

When did he become a function?

well, he's always been a bit of a tool 

[rickfc]

Did I misread the initial post?  I took it to mean a call for advice along the lines of "I have a friend who seems to be really attracted to me?  I'm not interested but am I overreacting/misinterpreting things and, if not, how do I let her know I'm not interested without destroying the friendship?"  But everyone else in the  thread has been treating it as a "should I or shouldn't I cheat", despite mirage saying a few posts later that he wasn't going to cheat.  

That's funny.  I read it as "Dudes...this totally hawt bitch i know wants me to tag that ass.  She be rubbin up on my shizzle and iono whut to do!  For realz!  Like, my baby mama totally don't think i'll do it, but that shitz getting me all wurked up and shit.  help a brutha out fellas!"  

Now that I see it written in proper English, I'd say to just cut contact with the bitch.  She obviously has no respect for you or your wife.  

[coopasonic]

Did I misread the initial post?  I took it to mean a call for advice along the lines of "I have a friend who seems to be really attracted to me?  I'm not interested but am I overreacting/misinterpreting things and, if not, how do I let her know I'm not interested without destroying the friendship?"  But everyone else in the  thread has been treating it as a "should I or shouldn't I cheat", despite mirage saying a few posts later that he wasn't going to cheat.  

The term MILF has an I in it, as in I'd let to get up in that. If your interpretation is the correct one, the whoel thing was fairly poorly worded beyond the first sentence.

[Brendan]

Leviticus 20:10.

[Kevin Grey]

Did I misread the initial post?  I took it to mean a call for advice along the lines of "I have a friend who seems to be really attracted to me?  I'm not interested but am I overreacting/misinterpreting things and, if not, how do I let her know I'm not interested without destroying the friendship?"  But everyone else in the  thread has been treating it as a "should I or shouldn't I cheat", despite mirage saying a few posts later that he wasn't going to cheat. 

The term MILF has an I in it, as in I'd let to get up in that. If your interpretation is the correct one, the whoel thing was fairly poorly worded beyond the first sentence.

Oh c'mon- does that mean every time someone posts some variant on "I'd hit that" on the internet that means they would, in fact, consider cheating?  Of course not.  

[Jag]

Did I misread the initial post?  I took it to mean a call for advice along the lines of "I have a friend who seems to be really attracted to me?  I'm not interested but am I overreacting/misinterpreting things and, if not, how do I let her know I'm not interested without destroying the friendship?"  But everyone else in the  thread has been treating it as a "should I or shouldn't I cheat", despite mirage saying a few posts later that he wasn't going to cheat. 

The term MILF has an I in it, as in I'd let to get up in that. If your interpretation is the correct one, the whoel thing was fairly poorly worded beyond the first sentence.

Oh c'mon- does that mean every time someone posts some variant on "I'd hit that" on the internet that means they would, in fact, consider cheating?  Of course not.  

I agree. He's got some hot mama making overtures. Most guys would be flattered, tempted and confused. Probably even play to it for awhile. It's whether or not you take that next step that goes from flirting to action.

We have a cute new girl at work, she's the best looking thing in the office and a little flirty with me. I find her very sexy (very much my type) and would love to 'tap it', but I know I would never take that next step.  It's nice to dream of my single days, but I'm much happier married than I ever was single.

[coopasonic]

Did I misread the initial post?  I took it to mean a call for advice along the lines of "I have a friend who seems to be really attracted to me?  I'm not interested but am I overreacting/misinterpreting things and, if not, how do I let her know I'm not interested without destroying the friendship?"  But everyone else in the  thread has been treating it as a "should I or shouldn't I cheat", despite mirage saying a few posts later that he wasn't going to cheat. 

The term MILF has an I in it, as in I'd let to get up in that. If your interpretation is the correct one, the whoel thing was fairly poorly worded beyond the first sentence.

Oh c'mon- does that mean every time someone posts some variant on "I'd hit that" on the internet that means they would, in fact, consider cheating?  Of course not.  

she knew I'd puss out and wouldn't do anything with my MILF...  this is driving me crazy fellas!!!! I feel like Beavis and Butthead tryin to score!!!

my MILF? tryin to score? At least you can see where we are getting that impression, right?

[Kevin Grey]

Sure, it's a poorly worded opening post but he clarifies it several posts later explicitly with "I'm not going to cheat" and people are still assuming that was the intent of the OP.  But I think MILF itself is a generic enough term these days that the term by itself has any specific intent. 

[Purge]

But I think MILF itself is a generic enough term these days that the term by itself has any specific intent. 

Rank         Abbr.      Meaning   
******      MILF      Moro Islamic Liberation Front (Muslim group in the Philippines)   
**         MILF      Many Islands, Low Fares (Spirit Airlines promotion)   
**         MILF      Mother I'd Like to Find (polite form; from movie American Pie)   
**         MILF      Man I Like Fragging (Counter Strike gaming clan)

[Harkonis]

I know plenty of people that use the term MILF to imply any attractive woman who has kids or is old enough to have kids.

[mirage775]

NO MORE GUYS!!!  I didn't even read them all.  She's out of my life now and I didn't mean to stir up all this nonsense with all my good friends on here.  I'm not mowing her yard anymore and I'm not gonna talk to her or anything ever again!!  I had a little too much to drink last night and I'm so sorry about how my topic sounded.  I re-read it this morning and yes, it's pretty awful.  And my response this morning wasn't much better.  So, mods, please lock this topic or delete it for all I care and lemme get back to my almost perfect marriage and gaming life 

[Jag]

NO MORE GUYS!!!  I didn't even read them all.  She's out of my life now and I didn't mean to stir up all this nonsense with all my good friends on here.  I'm not mowing her yard anymore and I'm not gonna talk to her or anything ever again!!  I had a little too much to drink last night and I'm so sorry about how my topic sounded.  I re-read it this morning and yes, it's pretty awful.  And my response this morning wasn't much better.  So, mods, please lock this topic or delete it for all I care and lemme get back to my almost perfect marriage and gaming life 

You wish it was that easy.

Drunken posting FTL 

[rickfc]

NO MORE GUYS!!!  I didn't even read them all.  She's out of my life now and I didn't mean to stir up all this nonsense with all my good friends on here.  I'm not mowing her yard anymore and I'm not gonna talk to her or anything ever again!!  I had a little too much to drink last night and I'm so sorry about how my topic sounded.  I re-read it this morning and yes, it's pretty awful.  And my response this morning wasn't much better.  So, mods, please lock this topic or delete it for all I care and lemme get back to my almost perfect marriage and gaming life 

Did you read the "ass-to-ass" one though?  That one was priceless...

[Jimmy the Fish]

Does this mean we're not getting any pictures?

 

[PR_GMR]

NO MORE GUYS!!!  I didn't even read them all.  She's out of my life now and I didn't mean to stir up all this nonsense with all my good friends on here.  I'm not mowing her yard anymore and I'm not gonna talk to her or anything ever again!!  I had a little too much to drink last night and I'm so sorry about how my topic sounded.  I re-read it this morning and yes, it's pretty awful.  And my response this morning wasn't much better.  So, mods, please lock this topic or delete it for all I care and lemme get back to my almost perfect marriage and gaming life 

I will not razz you because you're a fellow Transformers fan. Next time get that MILF's number and send it to me. I'm single.

[mirage775]

LOL, yall are crazy as hell.  Yes, I just read all of them and some were pretty damn funny,    No pics sorry fellas.  Come on down to Alabama and I'll hook yall up with her.  I've got the email she sent back if yall would like to see it.  Email = Fail.  Gotta head to dinner with the wife, I'll be back in a couple of hours!

[mirage775]

MILF = Mom I'd Like to Facebook!  I could've meant that ya know? 

[chaosraven]

Come on down to Alabama and I'll hook yall up with her.

ROAD TRIP!

[Kevin Grey]

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