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« on: July 28, 2008, 07:29:09 AM »

OK guys, I've known this great MILF for about 6 years now and she's divorced and has a daughter that's moved out and I've had the pleasure of mowing her yard, (get yer mind outta the gutter, her real yard).  Anyway, I knew her, before I got married and she knows I'm married now and she's been coming on strong and I haven't been.  I told my wife about her and she said she didn't care, because she knew I'd puss out and wouldn't do anything with my MILF.  But, this is driving me crazy fellas!!!!  She's like rubbing her wide open legs when I'm there or rubbing/touching my arm and calling me hun, baby and sweetheart!!!!  I feel like Beavis and Butthead tryin to score!!!  She's always asking me if I wanna come in and drink with her.  WTF do I need to do or not do????  OK, I'm goin to bed, it's like way past my bedtime.....  Hope this isn't too inappropriate mods?  Later, Jason
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 07:33:30 AM »

They don't swell, they don't tell, and they're grateful as hell.
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 07:49:17 AM »

Wanna stay married?  Than don't take her up on the offer.  No matter what your wife says.
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2008, 07:54:53 AM »

Quote from: warning on July 28, 2008, 07:49:17 AM

Wanna stay married?  Than don't take her up on the offer.  No matter what your wife says.

+1.  Never cheat unless you are willing to give up what you already have.

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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 08:12:13 AM »

And if you have to cheat, don't do it with someone that your wife know.smile
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 08:17:19 AM »

WTF? You could have at least posted a picture of her to give us an idea of what we're working with here!
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2008, 08:18:06 AM »

This post reads like total bullshit to me, but on the off-chance it isn't, here's some advice: grow a pair. Jesus, your post reads like a 15 year old wrote it. Instead of looking for an out to be able to do this (do you really believe that your wife would be fine with this?), man up and ask yourself what you really want. Do you love your wife enough to withstand the enticements of an obvious slut? You want to sleep with her? So what, that just means your equipment all works. Good for you, now you can either dump your wife for the hoochy or try to make it work.
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 11:00:27 AM »

Quote from: warning on July 28, 2008, 07:49:17 AM

Wanna stay married?  Than don't take her up on the offer.  No matter what your wife says.

That's true my friend.  I emailed her last night asking her about the whole thing.  I've never cheated in all life.  This asshole I work with does all the time and he won't stfu about it!  Of course, he's a low-life redneck that doesn't care about a damn thing.  I hear yall on the wife says one thing and means another.  She said I could buy a 16k Victory motorcycle 2 months ago and then told me that I shouldn't have bought it.  I'm not gonna cheat, (been done to me in the past and I absolutely hated it), and I don't want to do that to anyone either.  I just wanted to see what some of you had to say?  Later
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 11:02:55 AM »

Quote from: mirage775 on July 28, 2008, 10:54:12 AM

Who's this moron above?

Someone who's right. 

Many of us around here are dedicated married guys who would never consider cheating on their wives.  My guess is that you're not going to get much in the way of "yeah dude, go bang her!"  support on this one.
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2008, 11:12:02 AM »

yeah dude, go bang her!
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2008, 11:20:31 AM »

I bet nobody saw that coming.

Actually, no I don't.
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2008, 11:45:48 AM »

Quote from: Suitably Ironic Moniker on July 28, 2008, 08:18:06 AM

This post reads like total bullshit to me, but on the off-chance it isn't, here's some advice: grow a pair. Jesus, your post reads like a 15 year old wrote it. Instead of looking for an out to be able to do this (do you really believe that your wife would be fine with this?), man up and ask yourself what you really want. Do you love your wife enough to withstand the enticements of an obvious slut? You want to sleep with her? So what, that just means your equipment all works. Good for you, now you can either dump your wife for the hoochy or try to make it work.

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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2008, 12:09:21 PM »

don't take the bait.  stay away....far away
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2008, 12:31:40 PM »

I saw among the simple,
       I noticed among the young men,
       a youth who lacked judgment.

 8 He was going down the street near her corner,
       walking along in the direction of her house

 9 at twilight, as the day was fading,
       as the dark of night set in.

 10 Then out came a woman to meet him,
       dressed like a prostitute and with crafty intent.

 11 (She is loud and defiant,
       her feet never stay at home;

 12 now in the street, now in the squares,
       at every corner she lurks.)

 13 She took hold of him and kissed him
       and with a brazen face she said:

 14 "I have fellowship offerings at home;
       today I fulfilled my vows.

 15 So I came out to meet you;
       I looked for you and have found you!

 16 I have covered my bed
       with colored linens from Egypt.

 17 I have perfumed my bed
       with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon.

 18 Come, let's drink deep of love till morning;
       let's enjoy ourselves with love!

 19 My husband is not at home;
       he has gone on a long journey.

 20 He took his purse filled with money
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 21 With persuasive words she led him astray;
       she seduced him with her smooth talk.

 22 All at once he followed her
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       like a deer stepping into a noose

 23 till an arrow pierces his liver,
       like a bird darting into a snare,
       little knowing it will cost him his life.

 24 Now then, my sons, listen to me;
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 25 Do not let your heart turn to her ways
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 26 Many are the victims she has brought down;
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2008, 12:52:03 PM »

SL(or Poster Formerly Known As ATB), was that written by a misogynist? Cuz I could also quote a song by Simon and Garfunkel that has "Jesus loves you more than you can know... woah whoa whoa" slywink Tongue

Are sheets from Egypt a sexy thing? biggrin

Mirage, I think it's time for you to get some real counselling. See if your work offers some free sessions; you clearly want to bang this chick and perhaps there's something lacking in your marriage that either you and/or your wife aren't fulfilling in each other.

Should you bang her now? No, not yet. If you're serious about sowing seeds wild then I'd say it has to be the end of your marriage FIRST. Is gettin' it on with her worth that kind of hassle? I don't think so.

Now, if you could convince your wife to share her.... icon_twisted
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« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2008, 12:55:10 PM »

One other thought, Jason.

She's attracted to you because you don't cheat and you're in a (what I can only assume to be) a healthy marriage. She lost that; she wants someone like you, but taking and destroying your marriage isn't going to necessarily make her happy. If you've been friends for a long time though there may have been some jealousy issues with her ex and this may be a way to get back at him (consciously or subconsciously).

So yeah, go for it. Take pics. I agree with the TTIWWP sentiment.

Oh, and post a pic of your wife too. icon_twisted
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« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2008, 01:26:38 PM »

Quote from: Captain Caveman on July 28, 2008, 11:12:02 AM

yeah dude, go bang her!

Jerk.  slywink
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2008, 02:32:07 PM »

introduce her to your redneck co-worker.
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« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2008, 02:51:21 PM »

Is she even a M at all? Regardless, if you wouldn't L to F her, I think that makes her a Cougar. Not that I know where that term came from. I'm just making sure that the internet stays accurate.
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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2008, 03:06:53 PM »

Just remember: it's not cheating if your wife is there manning the camera.
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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2008, 03:12:59 PM »

Moral issues aside.....

Here's an important question to answer.

How much will it haunt you if you don't do it? Vs. How long do you think it would haunt you if you did do it?
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« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2008, 03:40:31 PM »

Don't do it, and be very clear with her and your wife.  Your wife probably doesn't know how much this is bugging you, and once she does, she'll probably be more angry with MILF-y McMILFington than you.  Who knows?  You might even get to see a clothes-tearing catfight. smile

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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2008, 03:42:35 PM »

Quote from: Eel Snave on July 28, 2008, 03:40:31 PM

Your wife probably doesn't know how much this is bugging you, and once she does, she'll probably be more angry with MILF-y McMILFington than you. 

my guess would be that the wife would be absolutely furious with you if she found out it WAS bothering you this much.  i could almost agree with her contacting a divorce lawyer if she saw this thread.
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« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2008, 03:53:25 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on July 28, 2008, 03:42:35 PM

my guess would be that the wife would be absolutely furious with you if she found out it WAS bothering you this much.  i could almost agree with her contacting a divorce lawyer if she saw this thread.

My thought as well.

"Should I cheat on my wife", is not a thread I ever thought I would see on GT. I can't even imagine asking such a question seriously. Perhaps you need to get away from your slime-bag co-worker because he's coloring your view of the world. Maybe it's an easier question for me to answer because nobody has ever made the offer. slywink Either way I see cheating on your wife as ending your marriage, either literally or at the least emotionally. If you love your wife, the answer is simple. Unfaithful was an interesting movie, but not reality.
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« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2008, 04:06:06 PM »

Seriously dude, get em both in bed at the same time.

It's a Win/Win/Win situation. thumbsup
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« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2008, 04:22:46 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on July 28, 2008, 03:42:35 PM

Quote from: Eel Snave on July 28, 2008, 03:40:31 PM

Your wife probably doesn't know how much this is bugging you, and once she does, she'll probably be more angry with MILF-y McMILFington than you. 

my guess would be that the wife would be absolutely furious with you if she found out it WAS bothering you this much.  i could almost agree with her contacting a divorce lawyer if she saw this thread.

Well, I know when I've talked with my wife and been totally honest with her things work out.  For instance, it all depends on what you say.  If I say, "OMG!  I want to bang What's-her-face!!!!111" I'm probably not going to get a good response.  However, if I explain how much I love my wife, but there's this woman who keeps bothering me and I find that I'm attracted to her, but I love you sooooo much and would never hurt her so I'm sorry that I find myself attracted to Slutty McBoobsalot because you're so important to me, well, that's a different story.  YMMV.

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« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2008, 04:25:34 PM »

Your wife doesn't think you have the cajones to make a move? Prove her wrong!

Seriously though, this thread is severely lacking in pics. If it's gonna be a fake post, at least make it entertaining.
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« Reply #27 on: July 28, 2008, 04:27:07 PM »

... and then follow it up with ... "So, honey, to help get me past this, could we try her out ... together? Oh, and call your sister, she's also been on my to-do list."

There are things better left unsaid. Especially if you originally dated her sister and switched over once before.
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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2008, 04:32:20 PM »

Quote from: Purge on July 28, 2008, 04:27:07 PM

... and then follow it up with ... "So, honey, to help get me past this, could we try her out ... together? Oh, and call your sister, she's also been on my to-do list."

There are things better left unsaid. Especially if you originally dated her sister and switched over once before.

If you do, make sure that you get a black dildo and get them to do ass to ass!  biggrin

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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2008, 04:39:20 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on July 28, 2008, 04:32:20 PM

Quote from: Purge on July 28, 2008, 04:27:07 PM

... and then follow it up with ... "So, honey, to help get me past this, could we try her out ... together? Oh, and call your sister, she's also been on my to-do list."

There are things better left unsaid. Especially if you originally dated her sister and switched over once before.

If you do, make sure that you get a black dildo and get them to do ass to ass!  biggrin

Just sayin'

just remember-  YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!
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« Reply #30 on: July 28, 2008, 04:44:38 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on July 28, 2008, 04:39:20 PM

Quote from: rickfc on July 28, 2008, 04:32:20 PM

Quote from: Purge on July 28, 2008, 04:27:07 PM

... and then follow it up with ... "So, honey, to help get me past this, could we try her out ... together? Oh, and call your sister, she's also been on my to-do list."

There are things better left unsaid. Especially if you originally dated her sister and switched over once before.

If you do, make sure that you get a black dildo and get them to do ass to ass!  biggrin

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just remember-  YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!

god, i remember how mad you were the last time someone did that to you...

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« Reply #31 on: July 28, 2008, 04:49:26 PM »

Don't want to do it?

Just break off all contact.  Don't mow her yard, don't go to her house, don't talk to her on the phone, don't talk to her on email, don't talk to her over text messages...
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« Reply #32 on: July 28, 2008, 04:51:19 PM »

Leave it to ATB to quote the Bible.

Poor form to quote it without actually giving the book, chapter, and verse, by the way.

Oh, and as everyone else has said: do not sleep with her!
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« Reply #33 on: July 28, 2008, 05:36:53 PM »

Take a picture and post.  Curious what a neighborhood milf looks like that has an adult child.
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« Reply #34 on: July 28, 2008, 05:38:31 PM »

Quote from: pr0ner on July 28, 2008, 04:51:19 PM

Leave it to ATB to quote the Bible.

Poor form to quote it without actually giving the book, chapter, and verse, by the way.

Oh, and as everyone else has said: do not sleep with her!

I don't see a post from ATB.  Did he delete it?
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« Reply #35 on: July 28, 2008, 05:38:54 PM »

Quote from: pr0ner on July 28, 2008, 04:51:19 PM

Leave it to ATB to quote the Bible.

Poor form to quote it without actually giving the book, chapter, and verse, by the way.

Proverbs 7:7-27
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« Reply #36 on: July 28, 2008, 05:39:03 PM »

What's the age difference. Sounds substantial. Nowadays MILF's are most likely to be younger than me than older frown
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« Reply #37 on: July 28, 2008, 05:39:08 PM »

Quote from: jpinard on July 28, 2008, 05:38:31 PM

Quote from: pr0ner on July 28, 2008, 04:51:19 PM

Leave it to ATB to quote the Bible.

Poor form to quote it without actually giving the book, chapter, and verse, by the way.

Oh, and as everyone else has said: do not sleep with her!

I don't see a post from ATB.  Did he delete it?

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« Reply #38 on: July 28, 2008, 05:43:35 PM »

With all humor set aside- I do find some of the posts here quite entertaining- and on a more serious note. The bottom line; unless you discussed and agreed upon an open marriage when you gave your wedding vows then forget it. No matter how much your wife says she's OK with it, I doubt very much she will be when you go through with it.

I don't have any problems with any couple who chooses not to be monogamous, but I've had a few friends over the years who've purported to be in open relationships that just imploded when they explored other partners. Personally I don't see the attraction of of it, because I wouldn't live with a partner unless she was the only women I desired, let alone raise children with her.  Just from I've observed with friends, it's really a myth that you successfully fall into an open marriage.
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« Reply #39 on: July 28, 2008, 06:02:04 PM »

Quote from: rickfc on July 28, 2008, 05:39:08 PM

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