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« on: September 19, 2012, 04:12:01 PM »

Here's a unique way to avoid being executed for your crimes.  Just tell everyone you're too fat to kill.
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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2012, 04:53:33 PM »

So hes too fat to be executed by lethal injection, without difficulty?  Fine, he had no problem putting 2 bullets into the back of the head of his victim,  double tap him and be done with it. I dont think his being obese is an issue on that one.
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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2012, 05:04:05 PM »

I like the quote from the victim's son.

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According to The Cleveland Plain Dealer, Vantz's son, William, laughed when he first heard about the request, but immediately turned serious.
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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2012, 05:06:22 PM »

Don't the states that have the death penalty have an alternate method of execution?  For example, I thought the guy mentioned in that article who was hanged chose that alternate method of execution thinking that his execution would be overturned because the thought of hanging him would garner some sympathy.

I'm not a fan of the death penalty, but since this guy is scheduled to be executed, so be it.  But maybe he does have a case.  Executions are to be quick and as cruelty free as baby shampoo.  If this guy is so fat that the likelihood of botching it goes up, then maybe there should be an alternative.
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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2012, 05:27:38 PM »

I'm torn on the death penalty.  One minute I'm against it based purely on the morality of the act, then I see the faces of a victim's children, or the spouse crying on television and I'm okay with it.  During those latter moments, I also find it hard to worry about how painless the execution will be.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 05:45:39 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on September 19, 2012, 05:27:38 PM

I'm torn on the death penalty.  One minute I'm against it based purely on the morality of the act, then I see the faces of a victim's children, or the spouse crying on television and I'm okay with it.  During those latter moments, I also find it hard to worry about how painless the execution will be.

Im with you on this.  I do have morality issues regarding the death penalty but then you have a guy who cold bloodedly shot a lady twice in the back of the head, while committing a robbery.  I can completely understand the son's desire to see justice served after 30 years.
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 07:19:07 PM »

fry the porker!
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 07:22:57 PM »

I'm sure firing squad would work just fine. Hanging if you have strong enough rope.
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« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2012, 10:26:56 PM »

All the while he's been living comfortably off of American tax payers for the past 30 years while most of us are out struggling to make ends meat in the real world.

Gotta love American justice.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2012, 10:31:48 PM »

I'm from Ohio...Sorry world for this ridiculous situation...and yeah fat dude take this finger!
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« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2012, 11:05:37 PM »

Quote from: corruptrelic on September 19, 2012, 10:26:56 PM

All the while he's been living comfortably off of American tax payers for the past 30 years while most of us are out struggling to make ends meat in the real world.

Gotta love American justice.

I'm pretty sure he would trade places with you.
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2012, 12:06:06 AM »

Quote from: Teggy on September 19, 2012, 07:22:57 PM

I'm sure firing squad would work just fine. Hanging if you have strong enough rope.

think he'd fit in the gas chamber?
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2012, 12:06:37 AM »

Quote from: Harpua3 on September 19, 2012, 10:31:48 PM

I'm from Ohio...Sorry world for this ridiculous situation...and yeah fat dude take this finger!

I blame you, and only you.
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2012, 01:19:18 AM »

Quote from: Teggy on September 19, 2012, 07:22:57 PM

I'm sure firing squad would work just fine. Hanging if you have strong enough rope.

He got out of hanging due to the high probability of decapitation.

If it were up to me, he'd be put on a 1500-calorie liquid diet until he was healthy enough to kill. How does somebody in prison get enough food to pork up like that in the first place?
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2012, 01:27:38 AM »

They overfeed them for a reason..  Fat people are less likely to riot. 
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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2012, 07:28:48 AM »

Quote from: The Grue on September 19, 2012, 11:05:37 PM

Quote from: corruptrelic on September 19, 2012, 10:26:56 PM

All the while he's been living comfortably off of American tax payers for the past 30 years while most of us are out struggling to make ends meat in the real world.

Gotta love American justice.

I'm pretty sure he would trade places with you.

I'll bet he would. After living off tax payers for the last third century his time to own up to the life he took is finally approaching.

Wonder what his last meal will be?
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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2012, 12:32:56 PM »

Quote from: Isgrimnur on September 20, 2012, 01:27:38 AM

They overfeed them for a reason..  Fat people are less likely to riot. 

unless they stampede....
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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2012, 05:12:29 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on September 20, 2012, 12:32:56 PM

Quote from: Isgrimnur on September 20, 2012, 01:27:38 AM

They overfeed them for a reason..  Fat people are less likely to riot. 

unless they stampede....

They keep the fat inmates in the basement. The stairs prevent a stampede.
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2012, 05:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Purge on September 20, 2012, 05:12:29 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on September 20, 2012, 12:32:56 PM

Quote from: Isgrimnur on September 20, 2012, 01:27:38 AM

They overfeed them for a reason..  Fat people are less likely to riot. 

unless they stampede....

They keep the fat inmates in the basement. The stairs prevent a stampede.

Do the corrections officers yell at them about how it's over because they have the high ground?
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« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2012, 05:37:22 PM »

You two joke about this, but the very real tragedy of "The Gravy Riots of '05" is still quite fresh in the minds of those prison guards that lived through it.  
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« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2012, 08:35:18 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on September 20, 2012, 12:06:37 AM

Quote from: Harpua3 on September 19, 2012, 10:31:48 PM

I'm from Ohio...Sorry world for this ridiculous situation...and yeah fat dude take this finger!

I blame you, and only you.

It is my fault for other reasons as well. I'm thin, if I ate more he wouldn't have had all that food from the local economy and couldn't have got that fat. All my fault...
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