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« on: September 08, 2006, 07:38:23 PM »

File this under: Food for thought for the weekend.

See also:  Ewwwww

http://www.slate.com/id/2149180/?nav=tap3  The link is generally safe for work but not for digestion.

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Cellular telephones were discovered inside the anal cavities of four prison inmates in El Salvador on Tuesday. The director of the prison says the convicts had attempted to conceal four plastic-wrapped cell phones, nine cell-phone chips, and one cell-phone charger. Hang on—how much stuff can one person fit up there?

Read on for the solution to today's trivia question.
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2006, 07:49:11 PM »

All I can say is  "can you hear me now?"

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2006, 07:51:08 PM »

I smell b.s., I think they're just talking out of their a$$es.
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2006, 07:55:56 PM »


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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2006, 07:57:40 PM »

Im going to say zero. Nothing touches my butt if humanly possible.
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2006, 08:12:08 PM »

Ask Goatse.
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2006, 08:14:20 PM »

Quote from: Jimmy the Fish on September 08, 2006, 07:49:11 PM

All I can say is  "can you hear me now?"

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Terrible. Just terrible.  icon_biggrin
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2006, 03:12:13 AM »

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "reach out and touch someone."
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2006, 05:23:29 AM »

some ass keeps calling me
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2006, 01:29:52 PM »

Quote from: Harkonis on September 09, 2006, 05:23:29 AM

some ass keeps calling me

Well played, sir.  :golf clap:
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2006, 03:06:21 PM »

Sometimes I'd like to shove cell phones up peoples asses.
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