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« on: May 13, 2008, 08:01:51 PM »



Who cares about Megan Fox! Bea Arthur turns 86 year olds today. She's old enough for you, hep!  nod
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« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 08:27:25 PM »

Busted hip what?
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 08:35:13 PM »

Sweet Mama Potato Pie!  Look at that spring chicken!

She's got that "come hither" look that says, "I may be dead before you make it past the foyer, but if not and I hang on until you get to the bedroom, you're gonna get you some sweeeeeet lovin'!"

now, if only i could get Estelle Getty into this Sailor Moon outfit I bought a while ago, I can make this weekend a "Golden Girls Menage-a-WOW!"
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 08:47:52 PM »

just imagine- you can probably roll her breasts up like a fruit roll up when she's riding you!
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2008, 08:51:59 PM »

...a little part of me has died.
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2008, 08:56:56 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on May 13, 2008, 08:47:52 PM

just imagine- you can probably roll her breasts up like a fruit roll up when she's riding you!

I'd rather set myself on fire, thanks.   
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2008, 09:01:12 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on May 13, 2008, 08:56:56 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on May 13, 2008, 08:47:52 PM

just imagine- you can probably roll her breasts up like a fruit roll up when she's riding you!

I'd rather set myself on fire, thanks.   

you'll have to excuse CeeKay...he can see the line, but he not only crosses it, he goes back, grabs family and friends, loads them into a school bus, then drives back over it again...returning later to get even more people if he can.

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2008, 09:01:17 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on May 13, 2008, 08:56:56 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on May 13, 2008, 08:47:52 PM

just imagine- you can probably roll her breasts up like a fruit roll up when she's riding you!

I'd rather set myself on fire, thanks.   

I just threw up in my mouth
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2008, 09:11:04 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on May 13, 2008, 08:47:52 PM

just imagine- you can probably roll her breasts up like a fruit roll up when she's riding you!

Wouldn't they just keep swinging wildly and slapping you in the face like a pair of dead trout?
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« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2008, 09:40:01 PM »

 icon_lol icon_lol icon_lol
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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2008, 09:46:51 PM »

Quote from: Eel Snave on May 13, 2008, 09:11:04 PM

Quote from: CeeKay on May 13, 2008, 08:47:52 PM

just imagine- you can probably roll her breasts up like a fruit roll up when she's riding you!
Wouldn't they just keep swinging wildly and slapping you in the face like a pair of dead trout?

True. A better idea might be to tie them together behind her neck.

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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 09:56:15 PM »

plus if you wrap them behind her neck they can double as reins when you're hitting it doggy style!


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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2008, 05:46:44 PM »

Quote from: CeeKay on May 13, 2008, 08:47:52 PM

just imagine- you can probably roll her breasts up like a fruit roll up when she's riding you!

Actually, that'd make better foreplay; roll 'em up, then nibble and lick away as you unroll them to find the treasure inside!






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« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 05:51:13 PM »

Who needs tassels when you have tits like that?  slywink
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« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 05:51:45 PM »

I can now safely pin point the exact moment Western Civilization died...
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« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2008, 06:25:53 PM »

Quote from: hepcat on May 14, 2008, 05:51:45 PM

I can now safely pin point the exact moment Western Civilization died...

I can just hear the sound of the collective car-crash of humanity.  icon_lol
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2008, 07:02:26 PM »

I think the worst part would be how she destroys the afterglow when she starts talking about how she'd always dreamed of having sex when she was a young boy.
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2008, 07:04:03 PM »

Two words:  wizard.  sleeve.
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2008, 11:38:15 PM »

Quote from: Purge on May 14, 2008, 07:02:26 PM

I think the worst part would be how she destroys the afterglow when she starts talking about how she'd always dreamed of having sex when she was a young boy.

I thought it would be when, after hot sweaty sex, she gets up to use the bathroom and her breasts finally un-stick themselves from your chest only when she leaves the room.
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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2008, 11:39:03 PM »

Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing for at least a minute at some of these comments.  I am a sick bastard!  More funnies!
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2008, 12:57:33 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Fed on May 14, 2008, 07:04:03 PM

Two words:  wizard.  sleeve.

AIIIIIIIEEE!!  Goddamn it, I'll never get that out of my brain now! 
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