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« on: May 04, 2007, 11:52:39 PM »

I like it here! Love, Paris

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/05/04/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2007, 12:13:30 AM »

Heh, I wonder if she'll find anal rape "Hot" or not?
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2007, 12:30:30 AM »

She'll spend considerably less than that in jail.  My guess is between 10 and 20 days.
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2007, 12:47:21 AM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on May 05, 2007, 12:13:30 AM

Heh, I wonder if she'll find anal rape "Hot" or not?

I didn't know women could get anally raped by other women.  eek
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2007, 12:55:19 AM »

Quote from: Ralph-Wiggum on May 05, 2007, 12:47:21 AM

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on May 05, 2007, 12:13:30 AM

Heh, I wonder if she'll find anal rape "Hot" or not?

I didn't know women could get anally raped by other women.  eek

Well they do have fingers.   But I don't really think that's the kind of jail she's going to.

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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 12:56:58 AM »

A woman that thin on bread and water. She'll come out looking like one of the Olsen twins.
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2007, 01:42:50 AM »

Next up :

The Simple Life : Behind Bars
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2007, 02:14:31 AM »


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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2007, 02:43:39 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Fed on May 05, 2007, 12:30:30 AM

She'll spend considerably less than that in jail.  My guess is between 10 and 20 days.

How do you figure? Considering who she is, what she is, and the fact that she not only repeatedly violated The Law but also that she showed up to the courthouse 10 minutes late, I'm guessing The Judge was a might peeved. Also, this man is a fucking hero. He shall forever be known as The Judge. He brought sanity to the West by jailing the most useless and annoying human petri dish on the planet this side of CeeKay. Salute!
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2007, 03:15:35 AM »

Something more annoying than CeeKay?
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2007, 03:35:52 AM »

Hooray for one spoiled, dumb bitch getting her just dues. 
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2007, 03:39:49 AM »

Until Hilton buys LA and sets her free.  icon_confused
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2007, 03:49:34 AM »

Quote from: whiteboyskim on May 05, 2007, 02:43:39 AM

He brought sanity to the West by jailing the most useless and annoying human petri dish on the planet this side of CeeKay. Salute!


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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2007, 04:17:48 AM »

Is that a severed cat head? Sick, man... just... sick.
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2007, 04:44:57 AM »

I am far happier than I should be that this has happened.  thumbsup

What legal grounds are there for an appeal? 
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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2007, 04:48:53 AM »

Quote from: Purge on May 05, 2007, 04:17:48 AM

Is that a severed cat head? Sick, man... just... sick.

Heck no. That's just a cat positioned just perfectly that you can't see how it's lying down.

And dancing radiation man is happy over this. May more stars get the jail time they deserve.

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« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2007, 07:03:49 AM »

Quote from: Purge on May 05, 2007, 04:17:48 AM

Is that a severed cat head? Sick, man... just... sick.

As a pet owner there are certain places I won't go.  That's one of them.


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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2007, 07:19:36 AM »

I was reading the fines imposed..$1500 was one. To her thats liek a penny is to me. They should raise a fine to compensate for the amount of money one has. A $500 fine to me should be like $500,000 to someone like Paris. How else is it really a punishment to someone like that?
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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2007, 07:25:39 AM »

Quote from: Daehawk on May 05, 2007, 07:19:36 AM

I was reading the fines imposed..$1500 was one. To her thats liek a penny is to me. They should raise a fine to compensate for the amount of money one has. A $500 fine to me should be like $500,000 to someone like Paris. How else is it really a punishment to someone like that?

Make her wear a polyester leisure suit.
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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2007, 08:28:55 AM »

Quote from: dbt1949 on May 05, 2007, 07:25:39 AM

Quote from: Daehawk on May 05, 2007, 07:19:36 AM

I was reading the fines imposed..$1500 was one. To her thats liek a penny is to me. They should raise a fine to compensate for the amount of money one has. A $500 fine to me should be like $500,000 to someone like Paris. How else is it really a punishment to someone like that?

Make her wear a polyester leisure suit.

or make her sleep with WBS.
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« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2007, 02:23:01 PM »

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I was reading the fines imposed..$1500 was one. To her thats liek a penny is to me. They should raise a fine to compensate for the amount of money one has. A $500 fine to me should be like $500,000 to someone like Paris. How else is it really a punishment to someone like that?

Some countries already do that.

Quote from: BBC News
Anssi Vanjoki, 44, has been ordered to pay a fine of 116,000 euros ($103,600) after being caught breaking the speed limit on his Harley Davidson motorbike in the capital, Helsinki, in October last year.

Police say he was driving at 75 km/h (47 mph) in a 50km/h (31 mph) zone.

In Finland, traffic fines are proportionate to the latest available data on an offender's income.

Unfortunately, here in America, people seem to perceive policies like that as "punishing the rich for making more money."  The reality is that they seek to punish the rich for breaking the law, and recognize the obvious truth that the threat of a $1,500 fine is not the same deterrent to a multi-millionaire as it would be to an average middle class citizen.

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