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« on: November 15, 2006, 04:29:23 AM »

My wife caught She-Ra on TV and it became VERY clear to me that He-Man is clearly gay. 

Pink shirt, skin-tight undershirt, purple fuzzy undies on the outside, white pants with pink fuzzy boots.  Couple that with bleach blonde hair with dark black eyebrows and it becomes clear that He-Man bats for She-Ra's team.   
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2006, 04:36:09 AM »

Clearly, he is.

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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2006, 05:01:16 AM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on November 15, 2006, 04:29:23 AM

My wife caught She-Ra on TV and it became VERY clear to me that He-Man is clearly gay. 

Pink shirt, skin-tight undershirt, purple fuzzy undies on the outside, white pants with pink fuzzy boots.  Couple that with bleach blonde hair with dark black eyebrows and it becomes clear that He-Man bats for She-Ra's team.   

LOL, it only took you like 20 years to figure this out? Welcome to 2006 my friend!
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 05:04:50 AM »

Uh. No.  He-Man in his Prince Adam alter ego must be as decidedly opposite his superhero persona as possible so that his enemies do not ascertain his real identity. Ditto, Cringer and Battlecat. 

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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 05:10:58 AM »

Quote from: ATB on November 15, 2006, 05:04:50 AM

Uh. No.  He-Man in his Prince Adam alter ego must be as decidedly opposite his superhero persona as possible so that his enemies do not ascertain his real identity. Ditto, Cringer and Battlecat. 

You mean like Superman? Just take off the glasses and poof?  icon_biggrin
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2006, 05:56:39 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2006, 06:20:41 AM »

Well, he does hang out with Ram Man a lot
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2006, 03:54:17 PM »

And look at his name... "He-Man".

This is a superhero who is obviously overcompensating.  He may as well name himself "I am definitely a virile and straight guy who loves women, believes in the sanctity of marriage being only between a man and a woman, and could not possibly be a closet homosexual"-Man. 

The only thing missing is the crystal meth and gay masseur.
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2006, 04:00:30 PM »

He must be gay or else he'd be banging both Teela and The Sorceress at the same time.
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2006, 04:07:49 PM »

Holy shit, if isn't the love child of George Dubya himself!
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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2006, 04:16:41 PM »

Quote from: Daehawk on November 15, 2006, 04:00:30 PM

He must be gay or else he'd be banging both Teela and The Sorceress at the same time.

That would be a great way to get back at Skeletor.  BTW, did anyone see the Robot Chicken with Skeletor vs his dentist?  Classic.
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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2006, 04:34:26 PM »

Quote from: Daehawk on November 15, 2006, 04:00:30 PM

He must be gay or else he'd be banging both Teela and The Sorceress at the same time.

yeah, they were the hawtness!!!
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« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2006, 06:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Knightshade Dragon on November 15, 2006, 04:29:23 AM

My wife caught She-Ra on TV and it became VERY clear to me that He-Man is clearly gay. 

Pink shirt, skin-tight undershirt, purple fuzzy undies on the outside, white pants with pink fuzzy boots.  Couple that with bleach blonde hair with dark black eyebrows and it becomes clear that He-Man bats for She-Ra's team.   

It needs to be added...  "not that there is anything wrong with that".
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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2006, 07:45:13 PM »

Man. The Sorceress was fine.... drool

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2006, 07:50:46 PM »

I always thought Man at Arms and Teela would make a nice couple.
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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2006, 08:07:15 PM »

Of course He-Man is happy -- he keeps defeating the forces of evil!
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2006, 01:20:12 AM »

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You mean like Superman? Just take off the glasses and poof?

destructor you are ordered to rewatch kill bill volume 2 to remedy your confusion

and wasnt teela man at arms daughter?  is so... austin youre just messed up smile
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2006, 01:41:10 AM »

teela.....  drool







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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2006, 02:14:06 AM »

"Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming."
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« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2006, 02:45:01 AM »

Quote from: CeeKay on November 16, 2006, 01:41:10 AM

teela.....  drool

It's amazing how little you could wear back in the days before political correctness and all of that and get away with it.  eek drool
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« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2006, 04:14:46 AM »

Quote from: Austin on November 15, 2006, 07:50:46 PM

I always thought Man at Arms and Teela would make a nice couple.

In West Virginia, possibly. icon_wink
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