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« on: June 13, 2004, 12:02:43 AM »

I spotted this over on Gone Gold's forums:

http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

My favorite has to be this one below.  I'm laughin so hard I'm tearing up!


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2004, 02:03:34 AM »

No. The rhino one. Hands down hysterical. biggrin

Of course the fat girl one had me in tears from laughter as well.
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2004, 03:43:45 AM »

ROFL! I read these probably a year and half ago. The "Robe and Wizard Hat", one is my favorite to =D (The follow up is gold to slywink)

Hahahahaha, it still splits my sides.

The rhino one is right up there, though. "Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts."


Hm, looks like they added some new ones since I saw them. Got a little too lewd on some of them =\
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