CeeKay
Gaming Trend Staff
Gaming Trend Senior Member
 Offline
Posts: 63216
You are a smelly pirate hooker.
|
 |
« on: July 15, 2012, 02:50:50 AM » |
|
http://news.yahoo.com/australia-surfer-killed-shark-032637135.htmlA surfer was bitten in half in a savage shark attack off Australia's west coast Saturday, witnesses and officials said, the fifth such fatality in the region in less than a year.
The man was surfing near Wedge Island, north of Perth, on Saturday morning with a friend when he was mauled by the shark, suffering severe and extensive injuries.
A man jet-skiing near the surfers said it was a gruesome scene, with "half a torso" all that remained of the victim.
"There was just blood everywhere and a massive, massive (great) white shark circling the body," he told ABC television, estimating the fish was four or five metres (13 to 16 feet) long.
"I reached to grab the body and the shark came at me on the jet-ski and tried to knock me off. I did another loop and when I came back to the body the shark took it." yikes! I'd say stay out of the water in Western Australia 
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Because I can. XBL: OriginalCeeKay $200 bucks will get you the right to purchase more costumes in Marvel Heroes! |
|
|
leo8877
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 11505
|
|
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2012, 03:38:19 AM » |
|
If you enter the ocean you enter the food chain...and not at the top.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Scuzz
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 1663
|
|
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2012, 04:09:06 AM » |
|
This is what keeps Australia's unemployment rate down.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Einsteinium
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 523
|
|
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2012, 04:43:49 AM » |
|
Suddently I wonder if they stole the British idiom "my good chum."
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
leo8877
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 11505
|
|
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2012, 05:02:55 AM » |
|
BTW, I just read the article and it's so fucking stupid it makes my head hurt. More than 40 fucking million sharks will be killed this year and they wonder if Great Whites should be taken off protected species status because 5 people have been killed this year.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Blackjack
Gaming Trend Senior Member
 Online
Posts: 10254
|
 |
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2012, 03:00:12 PM » |
|
I think a "bright side of life" headline would be...
Man's Top Half Survives Shark Attack
Maybe "Survives" is too optimistic? If so, then...
Shark Attack Leaves Half of Man Intact
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Playing(PC)
-Deadlight
-Mark of the Ninja
-XCOM: Enemy Unknown
|
|
|
Harkonis
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 8606
|
|
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2012, 07:49:59 PM » |
|
the link title says the surfer killed the shark...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Caine
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 6951
My cocaine
|
|
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2012, 07:52:21 PM » |
|
the link title says the surfer killed the shark...
[/quote
How is that, by food poisoning? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"It's like chess with big guns against aliens. Which isn't like chess at all when I think about it." - Jake Solomon
|
|
|
Harkonis
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 8606
|
|
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2012, 08:09:11 PM » |
|
australia-surfer-killed-shark is the link
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
EngineNo9
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 9601
I said good day, sir!
|
|
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2012, 10:21:03 PM » |
|
Yes, because you should definitely base your opinions on the link text rather than reading the story.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Sandwiches do fix everything.
|
|
|
Caine
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 6951
My cocaine
|
|
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2012, 10:26:46 PM » |
|
australia-surfer-killed-shark is the link
yeah. should have put a rolly eyes in there. sarcasm failed to translate to text again. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"It's like chess with big guns against aliens. Which isn't like chess at all when I think about it." - Jake Solomon
|
|
|
Harkonis
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 8606
|
|
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2012, 12:21:39 AM » |
|
Yes, because you should definitely base your opinions on the link text rather than reading the story. you are quite dense if you actually thought I was serious. (PS. Not only would that be stupid, but I read the whole article as well!) So roll your eyes right back at ya. I was just pointing out that they put it in the wrong order on the link, which was interesting. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Sparhawk
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Offline
Posts: 1794
|
|
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2012, 03:32:25 AM » |
|
Yes, because you should definitely base your opinions on the link text rather than reading the story. you are quite dense if you actually thought I was serious. (PS. Not only would that be stupid, but I read the whole article as well!) So roll your eyes right back at ya. I was just pointing out that they put it in the wrong order on the link, which was interesting. Interesting and hilarious. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Please no images in Sigs.
|
|
|
|
|
PeteRock
Gaming Trend Senior Member
Online
Posts: 6752
Fabulous is a state of being. For me, anyways.
|
|
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2012, 05:51:06 PM » |
|
Yowzers, I would have soiled my wetsuit methinks:
I think I just did. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Beauty is only skin deep. Which is why I take very good care of my skin.
|
|
|
|
