Well the dude is a 6th degree black belt...that has to count for something right?
Knightshade said something to me once; "Not all black belts are built the same." Knightshade's a 3rd and I bet he'd take him with no problems....Unless he called his flying dinosaur robot Voltron thing.
Btw, Screech from Saved by the Bell is a 3rd degree black belt. That's an MMA gimmick that I can honestly say the world would welcome