Funny eBay Feedback

[Knightshade Dragon]

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Some of these are great:

the leg braces work GREAT—I wear then to work so no one has the guts to fire me

LOVE the bar of soap—being from France, I may need to buy another in a year or 2

[rickfc]

Seller sent package via JEHOVA'S WITNESS. Jerk Wouldn't leave till I converted!

LOL

[Larraque]

Ventriloquist dummyWON'T SHUT UP & has KILLED all my other ventriloquist dummies

[CeeKay]

invisible dog fence has ALSO cured my toddler of his wanderlust with just1 shock

 

[hepcat]

I love these.  Years ago someone (I think Fed) posted something similar on OO.  I almost wet myself laughing at them.  My favorite from that one was a simple feedback that read, "Sun goes down, pants go down.  Sun comes up, pants come up".   

the one that made me almost spit out of coffee from this guy's feedbacks was

WADDA GYP!—These PAPAL INDULGENCES you sold me are only good for CLOWN heaven!

[PR_GMR]

These are pretty damn funny. They give hepcat a run for his money on the one-liner department. For example:

Found a driedout gerbil carcass at the bottom of the box—AND it had been shaved.

CAN-O-SNAKES prank is tooFUNNY—though I DON'T recommend its use in Nursing Homes

[PR_GMR]

OMG!

WOW—unreleased copy of OJ Simpson's—"If I Did It", AND the sequel—"So What?"

 

[naednek]

Dispite the seller's blatant violation of child exploitaion & labor laws—A+++

U forgot to erase the mem card—man are YOU limber—AND that shaved Midget? HUGE!
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      Reply by bushellcollectibles (Jul-28-08 11:15):
      Only left what I wanted u 2 c - the rest will be on youtube for all to view!

[Isgrimnur]

[CeeKay]

I love this feedback!!!

As Promised—painless, clean, and photos to prove the hit was done right AA+++

Taser worked even better that expected! My 3-year-old now eats brussel sprouts!

Not only did the Mulch arrive on time—she put a MEXICAN DAY LABORER in the BOX!!